Cheesy Pick-up lines

Pheonixhawk · Post by **Pheonixhawk** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:04 am

Just for kicks....

1. Is your dad a baker? Cause your buns are outta this world.

2. I like your dress. But id like it better on my bathroom floor.

3. Wanna go to my place eat pizza and have sex? (If she says no). What you don't like pizza?

4. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice. Hi my name is John.

5. If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me.

6. Your legs must tired because youve been running through my mind all day.

7. When you fell from heaven did it hurt?

8. Can I take your picture? Cause I want santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

9. Pardon me, Ive seem to lost my Phone Number. Can I use yours?

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

11. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

12. Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see.

Keavy · Post by **Keavy** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:14 am

It burns my eyes!

Okuza · Post by **Okuza** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:49 pm

Worst pickup line I ever got was this in FFXI from a total stranger:

"Hi. My gf left me. Would you please be my gf?"

Pheonixhawk · Post by **Pheonixhawk** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:18 am

Keavy wrote:It burns my eyes!

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:03 am

"I can't find my {Mog House}, can i use yours?"

Post by **Sugami** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:12 pm

Okuza wrote:Worst pickup line I ever got was this in FFXI from a total stranger:

"Hi. My gf left me. Would you please be my gf?"

I'd have said yes, got all their money and goodies then blisted them

Okuza · Post by **Okuza** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:43 am

Sugami wrote:
Okuza wrote:Worst pickup line I ever got was this in FFXI from a total stranger:

"Hi. My gf left me. Would you please be my gf?"
I'd have said yes, got all their money and goodies then blisted them

You are so evil! Taking advantage of some poor inept 15 yr-old like that.

I think what I really said was something like "Sure. BTW, you don't mind that I'm 40 years old, bald, 300lbs, & male, do you? Cuz I think you're kinda cute. ^~"

LOL. Mithra are the definitive sex-kittens in VL, but you have no idea at all what's on the other end of that tail in RL kiddies.

Post by **Sugami** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:41 am

15yr old? Think that's being a little optimistic

Keavy · Post by **Keavy** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:13 am

I heard the worst pickup line ever in a godawful movie (Free on demand movies FTL) so PM me if you want to know what it is because I'm not going to post it here.

This thread is bad enough.