A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA", they decided to send it to the President. ( I think as usual, the postal authorities were a tad confused!)
The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a "thank-you" note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.
-Billy
For a smile. =)
For a smile. =)
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Taxes to oblivion!!!! 
hee hee hee thats funny as heck 
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