MithraPride

Hey cats!

I regularly frequent FFXI game forums, since I am addicted to the game and I love to get advice and hear stories. On Allakhazam's FFXI general forum, someone started a thread about stupid things that they have heard new players say. Well, the thread is now more than nine pages long, and it is HYSTERICAL! I have never laughed so hard in my life. I wanted to post my favorite one, because I almost peed my pants while I was reading it. The poster's name was Ankor (just to give credit).

I saw a nub in a total fit rage argument with an npc the other day. I guess the npc was telling him something he didnt want to say. I couldnt help myself so i called a couple other people to come watch with me. Than I just got carried away.

nub>>hey stfu, stop repeating yourself. help me get some gil
npc>>(when targeted said "move along foriegner"...)
nub>>no! now help me!
npc>>...
nub>>you suck!!! i just need some help
me>>hey leave my friend (the npc) alone.
nub>>will you help me?
me>>move along foriegner
nub>>come on some one help me!
/em cracks up laughing with his good friend the npc.

i walked off a little after that...i really hope he read his manual, or well prolly see him getting in random npc fights all around leviathan.

Anyway, I just thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever read about the game. Hope you all enjoy it!

~Arie

PS - In case anyone is interested, here is the address for the thread:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... 937&page=1

I've read that thread too, and some other similar ones. Some of my favorites include the newbie who shouted "WHERE CAN I GET A TANK? I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO DRIVE ONE!" and the one who chased a dragoon's wyvern yelling "Stop! I can kill it for you! Let me help you!"