
. . . he stars in movies based on the toughest possible combos of words like Half Past Dead, Hard to Kill, Today You Die, Out for a Kill, Marked for Death, On Deadly Ground, Point Blank Chainsaw Crush, and All the Way Holy Crap You're Dead. He runs like a girl covered in insects, and he still has running scenes in every movie, because if you say something about it, he can kill you over the phone by looking at you. He just released an album in France called Songs From the Crystal Caves. It's about all the people he's killed in crystal caves, which is like a million. My favorite track is "I just tore your lips off; listen to your own screams! (Sha-Na-Na)."
- Seanbaby
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