Yeah I noticed those signs, I also had two people try to sell me drugs

Not like there's not enough legal drugs in Amsterdam to do anyways, I don't see why people would feel the need to purchase illegal and very dangerous drugs *sigh*
Well I had fun, accomplished what I had set out to do (mostly) but failed on the food and drink front

I took a list of 5 restaurants and 5 bars to visit, didn't get to visit any, though I did visit the House of Bols, which I loved

I tried finding Le Garage on the first day, got lost and when I finally found it they had closed for lunch

So after that I just decided I'd go to the most convenient place to save time. Got lost trying to find the Temple Bar Irish Pub, twice in two days

Couldn't find the Penis Fountain in the RLD, I'm sure it's no longer there now!
Anyway if you're interested in seeing some of the crappy photos I took:
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3