MP Recruitment Drive / GMT 0800 Somewhere near Grid

[Asphe]

To all blood-loving arthropods! From time to time, the Tree of Fleadom must be nourished by the blood of other victims. Join the Mobile Parasites and do your part!

Wage genocide against other carrier borne parasites. Bring disease and Black Death to enemy hosts! Hear the ultra-high frequency lamentations of enemy fleas as their hosts succumb to the sharp proboscis of the Mobile Parasites!

War will begin at GMT 0800 at your local lodestone. Bring your own Cattus, Arthropod Transport (C.A.T.)

Service guarantees Fleadom!

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This is mainly for the few divine felines that are up and stretching around at this time. We may do leves, we may grind and we might even explore. Just for a few hours. But above all, I shall pull your tails!

[Karou Ariyen]

Would you like to explain that in ENGLISH O.O

[dragonblue]

Basically the kitties of mithra pride will "transport" the Mobile flea forces to the enemy and allow them to spread and infect the enemy. =) Weaking them for us.

[Asphe]

Alas, we got sprayed by pesticide on the way to the assembly area. Many fleas died that I may live. Plus I ran first. That always helps too.

[Karou Ariyen]

that still makes no sense to me.

[Keerith]

KK, the translation into "Boring":

Asphe is really a giant flea hiding in a Lalafel costume. As such, she views the Miqo'te of the MithraPride as hosts for her flea minions.

She wanted to mobilize your fleas and use them to wage war on the fleas of other, non-MithraPride players. Having thus conquered them, the other players would be open to colonization by your fleas, who are loyal to the MithraPride and would proceed to brainwash them into joining the linkshell (whispering to them from inside their ears while they sleep, or something. I dunno. It's a secret flea thing I guess.).

Or, in even-more-boring ("High Boring"): Asphe wanted to have a member recruitment drive on Monday, at 0800 GMT (2 AM US Central/Midnight US Pacific/something like 5 PM JST?) near Gridania. Like it says in the topic.

[Karou Ariyen]

KK, the translation into "Boring":

Asphe is really a giant flea hiding in a Lalafel costume. As such, she views the Miqo'te of the MithraPride as hosts for her flea minions.

She wanted to mobilize your fleas and use them to wage war on the fleas of other, non-MithraPride players. Having thus conquered them, the other players would be open to colonization by your fleas, who are loyal to the MithraPride and would proceed to brainwash them into joining the linkshell (whispering to them from inside their ears while they sleep, or something. I dunno. It's a secret flea thing I guess.).

Or, in even-more-boring ("High Boring"): Asphe wanted to have a member recruitment drive on Monday, at 0800 GMT (2 AM US Central/Midnight US Pacific/something like 5 PM JST?) near Gridania. Like it says in the topic.

What if we don't have fleas *hides the frontline*

[Asphe]

A river in Egypt!

Meow!