Jaela's Random Ramblings

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:38 am

Anyone here on hades that still plays?

Post by **JediKitsune** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:42 am

I'm trying to get back into the game. Honest. I'm updating after reinstalling Windows for the nth time as we speak.

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:48 am

I am too right now, I have three hours to wait. Want to come play on hades with me? :>

Post by **JediKitsune** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:53 am

I might as well... I never deleted my characters or canceled, I just sorta stopped playing for a while and only logged on occasionally.

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:56 am

ME too, what level are you?

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:20 am

Rofl, heres a good one, everyone should look at this, link it to your posts:
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... ve-up.html

Keavy · Post by **Keavy** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:36 am

Tele-Bot is too funny.

I teletaxi every now and again and unless you state a price in your /shout, I will not accept money for it.

Unless you're a friend or an LS mate I am familiar with, then its free regardless.

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:43 am

Read this one! ROFL
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... lepsy.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:49 am

"Falling asleep driving isnt scary at all."

"But waking up driving is Fucking Scary."

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:12 am

And this one...at the bottom....rofl.
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... ahaha.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:39 am

http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... -miss.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:56 am

Why Billy Had No Friends

Billy was a little boy
Who played on his computer.
He played only one type of game.
That was first person shooter.

Billy played and Billy died
For that is part of the game,
But Billy died more than most
Cause damn that boy was lame.

Whenever little Billy died,
He made a witty retort.
"STFU, N00b" Billy cried
Cause Billy was a bad sport.

His grammar was atrocious.
His skills were not quite leet.
And when he lost, Billy said
Some words I can't repeat.

Other players tried to calm him down
As Billy lay there dead.
They suggested he not play anymore.
Actually... GTFO, they said.

That's when little Billy's life
Took a drastic turn.
He decided he would rather cheat
And let them bitches burn.

Billy started spawn camping
And next he started botting.
But as his score was slowly rising,
His brain was quickly rotting.

As his brain diminished,
Slowly dying inside his head,
Little Billy grew quite bored
And played other games instead.

But sports were not his style.
He had no brains for strategy.
So little Billy made the decision
To try an MMORPG.

That was Billy's big mistake.
He'd finally have to pay.
For Fate dumped poor little Billy
Into a Gamemaster's way.

Billy started swearing.
The GM counted strike one.
Strike two came for scamming.
One more and he'd be done.

Then our little Billy
Made a dumb GM call.
"Strike three!!!" the GM shouted
And the axe began to fall.

Billy was quickly warped to jail
His account received a flaggin'.
And when Billy started to whine,
I fed him to a dragon.

And what became of poor Billy,
The boy who had no friends?
I dragged him out into the street
And shot him cause no one likes a retard.

The End

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:32 am

http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... ngual.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:38 am

http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... s-key.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:44 am

Saga of Dave: Day Two
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... adiel.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:50 am

Classic example why being an emotional 8 year old sucks.
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... neral.html

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:56 am

JApanese Prostitute? You decide!
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2 ... anned.html

Keavy · Post by **Keavy** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:15 am

Here's a great joke for you all:

My Grandfather passed away peacefully in his sleep last week.

His passengers, however, died screaming in terror.

I have another one you'll have to PM me for because its really bad. Like, I'd probably get banned and have Goldess come over to my house and smash my computer if I posted it here bad so yeah, PM me if you wanna hear it.

Its damn funny and VERY offensive.

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sun May 06, 2007 3:56 am

I want to read it. Send it to me.

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Sun May 06, 2007 4:01 am

I was driving home from gamestop and I decided to stop by Taco bell to talk to my friend cory. Well anyway, about two months before, I bought him a 800$ laptop on my credit and he's been making 100$ payments for two months. Well it turns out he was being a real ass about letting his friends use his laptop, so he left it at his house for a few days.

He shares a room with his brother.

Needless to say, the laptop was stolen, and he's still got 600$ to pay.
Lifes lesson?

Karma is a Bitch.

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:20 pm

Back on hades, Bard just got to level 10,