Quotes

Post by **Sugami** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:31 pm

- A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.

One of my favourite Simpsons quotes

Sakino · Post by **Sakino** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:40 am

Sugami wrote:- A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.

One of my favourite Simpsons quotes

"The Frogurt is also cursed!"

Post by **Sugami** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:51 pm

Full version:

- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
- I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
- Here, take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good!
- The frogurt is also cursed!
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
- ...
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?

Tree House of Horrors AKA Halloween Specials are my favourites. III->IX are awesome

- Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.

- These are great! They're like sex, only I'm having them.

- Interesting, no wait, the other thing... tedious.

Few Futurama quotes

Sakino · Post by **Sakino** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:14 pm

Sugami wrote: Full version:

- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
- I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
- Here, take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good!
- The frogurt is also cursed!
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
- ...
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?

http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/5265
http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/3711

FFXI's version of Frogurt.

Post by **Sugami** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:25 pm

Only soup and beverage D: those are used to make uber food for haxing Ballista then

Pheonixhawk · Post by **Pheonixhawk** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:39 pm

If you can't use it. Sell it.
If you don't want it. Sell it.
If you can't sell it. Eat it. - Goblins Motto in Lower Jueno

Pheonixhawk · Post by **Pheonixhawk** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:01 am

You know what they say. If you kill all the wolves youll have crap load of bunnies. And by bunnies. I mean stupid People. - Ask A Ninja

MittensValefor · Post by **MittensValefor** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:04 pm

LMAO! Ask a ninja always makes me laugh!

ScarlettPheonix · Post by **ScarlettPheonix** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:58 pm

Recently from the Alla Red Mage forums:

-I'm a Red Mage- if you see me zoning try to keep up.

-Oh, I'm just soloing. Pay no attention to <insert dangerous mob/nm/hnm> chasing me.

Stolen from various sigs I've seen recently:

-Didn't you get the memo? I'm a Red Mage. I win gun fights with a Knife all the time.

-Did you know what is the number 1 cause of death among RDM? For some reason when other people get involved in fights, my chances of dying increase dramatically :/
-I started leveling DRK last week. I am still waiting for my scythe to swing.

-There is only one job. Red Mage. The other 17 are just sub-jobs.

Post by **Fiye** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:42 pm

In an Argument of whether COR > BRD or BRD > COR with a Bard.

"Corsair are fucking Pirates!" - Me

"Good luck with that scurvy" - Him