So this story starts with me in Aht Urghan getting ready to go to bed after a long and exhaustive day of partying. My social LS leader asks me if I would like to party. He explains that his party needs a healer and he really really wants to level up so he can learn his new Weapon Skill. Since I really like him and he's always helped me out in the past (AF Coffer keys was a big one) I agreed.
Party setup was this: PLD, DRK, THF (LS Leader), SMN, BLM, WHM (Me)
So after getting Sanction we head off to Aydeewa Subterrane to kill Crawlers and big tarantula things. This is where me and the BLM (Our leader) started to butt heads.
First fight he insists I Haste all the Melee. With no Refresher I told him this would slow us down. He told me we would make it work. So I ignored him and just used Haste on the PLD. A few fights in, I get a /tell from the SMN asking me not to let the PLD's health drop so low. See, when the PLD had over 50 MP I would Cure him only if he had less than 900 HP. I explained to the SMN I was doing that so the PLD could Cure himself for hate if he needed to. Then, after that, the BLM spams me with this in /tell: "Protectra/Shellra NOW!" like once a second! So I respond in party chat: "Damnit, (BLM) I only have enough MP to Pro/Shell OR Cure. Which do you want?" and the PLD says "Its cool. We can rest after this chain and you can Pro/Shell then."
About 45 minutes into the party I got a /tell from the PLD: "I've partied with a lot of WHM's in my PLD career and I gotta say you're the best." I explained to him that it takes me a few fights to get my rhythm down and he responded "Well, you got great rhythm then." I had to laugh at that.
A few hours into the party we took our forth "Let's get everyone to full MP then start again" break so I used this time to get a soda, bio break, and stretch. I come back and see the PLD at 29HP (No joke) with no MP. Meanwhile the SMN is casting Blizzard IV with Shiva while the BLM is casting Freeze. Apparently this is the "Oh, S***, the tank's dying. Quick, kill the mob before he dies" tactic I've heard so much about.

After we all regained our composure the BLM lets out this snide little remark "See, this is what I was telling you. I was here with RDM last night and we were getting 8K per hour. With WHM we're getting 3K." Before I can call BS on that the PLD says "Yeah, but our WHM kicks ass!" and my LS leader follows up with "I'll take a great WHM like Keavy over a crappy RDM any day!" If they're talking about the RDM I think they're talking about, I have to agree. He's an Elvaan who only wears RDM AF and he'll cast Refresh on the party, heal, then not stand up again until he needs to recast. Sadly whatever virus he's contracted that makes him behave this way is spreading rampantly throughout the RDM community on my server.
Shortly after that the SMN leveled and decided he no longer wanted to party (Didn't that stuff stop around Garlaige Citadel?) so the party broke.
I'm still level 62, but now I only need 6K to level. A few Ballista's, a couple Eco-War's/Escort missions, and maybe a Besieged or two and I'll be using Pro IV in no time. (Windy is in second this week so my super cheap and super good WHM food is unavailable and there's zero Mushroom/Witch Stew in the AH and I refuse to party without food.)
So yeah, if anyone ever starts talking trash about WHM, send them to me.
