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Which do you like the best? vvvv
You can't have slaughter without laughter. ^_^
Tough titty says the kitty when the milk is shitty.
Man found mouse in house.
Man throws mouse in fire outside.
Mouse catches fire.
Mouse runs back inside house.
House catches fire.
House burns down.
True story.
True karma.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Pick up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Stats: 0/12 >_<; (So what if they arrre married)
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Life is uncensored, be prepared to blush.
You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
Happiness is like pissing yourself... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Tough titty says the kitty when the milk is shitty.
Man found mouse in house.
Man throws mouse in fire outside.
Mouse catches fire.
Mouse runs back inside house.
House catches fire.
House burns down.
True story.
True karma.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Pick up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Stats: 0/12 >_<; (So what if they arrre married)
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Life is uncensored, be prepared to blush.
You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
Happiness is like pissing yourself... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
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Eviticus
- 'Insignificant Adventurer'
- Posts: 1178
- Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:43 pm
- Location: South Western Illinois, USA
I'd like to add my own.
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard that noise and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard that noise and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.
In the end, I'm just talking out of my ass. So take it all with a grain of salt.
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Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
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Keavy
- Drunker than thou
- Posts: 1798
- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:07 pm
- Location: Sacramento, CA
- Contact:
The one about the chicken and the egg took me a minute to get but when I did I LMAO.
That one is best.
That one is best.
[b]WHM 75[/b] RDM 42 BLU 24 SCH 24 / [b]FTWindurst 10[/b] Sandy Oreo 5-1 RoZ 14 CoP 2-5 ToAU 15 Assault PSC
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Custom sig courtesy of Krilldog.
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Keavy's thought for the day: "Grand Theft Auto IV has stolen my heart! :love:"
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Keavy's thought for the day: "Grand Theft Auto IV has stolen my heart! :love:"
Added a new one. >>>> You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
You can't have slaughter without laughter. ^_^
Tough titty says the kitty when the milk is shitty.
Man found mouse in house.
Man throws mouse in fire outside.
Mouse catches fire.
Mouse runs back inside house.
House catches fire.
House burns down.
True story.
True karma.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Pick up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Stats: 0/12 >_<; (So what if they arrre married)
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Life is uncensored, be prepared to blush.
You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
Happiness is like pissing yourself... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Tough titty says the kitty when the milk is shitty.
Man found mouse in house.
Man throws mouse in fire outside.
Mouse catches fire.
Mouse runs back inside house.
House catches fire.
House burns down.
True story.
True karma.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Pick up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Stats: 0/12 >_<; (So what if they arrre married)
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Life is uncensored, be prepared to blush.
You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
Happiness is like pissing yourself... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
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badkarma/Southstar
- Kitten
- Posts: 18
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- Location: Minnesota
- Contact:
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Aony
- Housecat
- Posts: 312
- Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:13 pm
- Location: The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
- Contact:
Let's see...it's either the mouse story (which my mom found and showed me the news article to it) the beer one, or the life is uncensored.
And Evi I've heard that one
nice way to confuse somebody if you just blurt it out at some random time.
And Evi I've heard that one
nice way to confuse somebody if you just blurt it out at some random time.[url=http://www.imageshack.us][img]http://img100.echo.cx/img100/6779/sigaony7am.gif[/img][/url]
thf: 70 drg: 50 nin: 36 smn: 30 whm: 33 blm: 21 war: 25 drk: 13 sam: 10 brd: 9 mnk: 10 pld: 10 Blu: 8 cor: 11 pup: 5
All Thief AF obtained! :thumb:
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thf: 70 drg: 50 nin: 36 smn: 30 whm: 33 blm: 21 war: 25 drk: 13 sam: 10 brd: 9 mnk: 10 pld: 10 Blu: 8 cor: 11 pup: 5
All Thief AF obtained! :thumb:
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Yea I thought it was hucking fillarious how the mouse storrry was true.
Didn't believe it at furrrst.
Didn't believe it at furrrst.
You can't have slaughter without laughter. ^_^
Tough titty says the kitty when the milk is shitty.
Man found mouse in house.
Man throws mouse in fire outside.
Mouse catches fire.
Mouse runs back inside house.
House catches fire.
House burns down.
True story.
True karma.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Pick up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Stats: 0/12 >_<; (So what if they arrre married)
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Life is uncensored, be prepared to blush.
You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
Happiness is like pissing yourself... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Tough titty says the kitty when the milk is shitty.
Man found mouse in house.
Man throws mouse in fire outside.
Mouse catches fire.
Mouse runs back inside house.
House catches fire.
House burns down.
True story.
True karma.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Pick up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Stats: 0/12 >_<; (So what if they arrre married)
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Life is uncensored, be prepared to blush.
You are the flaming poop on the porch of life!
Happiness is like pissing yourself... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.