Whats its like to be an english teacher in japan~

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:19 am

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

....Its funny, so read it.

Courteous of liohs...that tech from IRC.

Tinacat · Post by **Tinacat** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:48 am

There was someone that photocopied PennyArcade comics and got rid of the text, and had the students fill the speech baloons in with what they wanted. It is ubber funny to read the things the japan students came up with.

Eviticus · Post by **Eviticus** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:43 am

Long read, but VERY funny. It's the middle of the night here and I woke my dog up 3 times. He tends to bark when he's not sure what's going on, so I tried not to laugh too loud, but I couldn't help it.

Ph34r the Kancho!

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:53 am

LMFAO!!!!

I had to actually start reading through these...I've lost it so many times already. This is just hilarious. XD

Post by **sakono** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:09 pm

haha thats realy really funny...some stuff ididn't know about japan >.> can't stop laughing..

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:13 pm

that is AWESOME!!! Now that's going in my favorites list for sure

Eviticus · Post by **Eviticus** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:40 pm

Ok, so reading that has given me an idea. My main is Dragoon, and I was wondering if I could find out how to say "Prepare for the Kancho of Eternal Torment!" or something. ^.^; Ya know, when I do SA-WS, hehe.

Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.

Tinacat · Post by **Tinacat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:39 am

Eviticus wrote:Ok, so reading that has given me an idea. My main is Dragoon, and I was wondering if I could find out how to say "Prepare for the Kancho of Eternal Torment!" or something. ^.^; Ya know, when I do SA-WS, hehe.

Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.

{Anal impaleing} {yes, please}

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:03 am

{Hmmm.} Did you mean something like this?

Forgive me if it's not the greatest...font selection on this comp is kinda bleh. ><[/url]

Post by **Nekiu** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:22 am

Liked the font but dident care for the image so I made my own

Post by **Nivez** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:22 pm

OMFG, that is soo damn funny... im gonna have to remember to put that in my favorites and remember that program >.>; might be something id be willing to do.

Eviticus · Post by **Eviticus** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:36 pm

Lol, I guess that works. ^.^ I still need to find out how to say that in Japanese.

Post by **sakono** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:05 pm

http://img.elitepeeps.net/crap/src/1131399821934%2ejpg

also from liohs in irc... kanho game.....arcade game... god help us all

Post by **Cyndari** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:41 am

Man that is a good read ^^

Kancho -

Thats almost as bad as when i was around that age we used play swipe, were the idea was not to directly hit someone in the nuts but swipe it cause it hurt alot worse.

Ah-buuh - I swear my ex used to do that sometime we'd be watchin tv and id look at her and her jaw would hanging in the duuuh motion.

"I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work. Your head is too big."

The Octopus, Gaijin Smash

"Hip-Hop in a Can" for $9.99 and popped it open....voila! I'm ghetto now!

"Unkuru Fakaa!"

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:18 am

Cyndari wrote:Ah-buuh - I swear my ex used to do that sometime we'd be watchin tv and id look at her and her jaw would hanging in the duuuh motion.

My sister says me and my cousin do this whenever we play videogames...I dunno know though, I never really noticed it.

Post by **Cyndari** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:11 pm

More reading.........

I realized then that I had ascended to some sort of Anti-Kancho/Dodgedick Ninja Mastery.

"Is Azrael gonna have to kancho a bitch?"

Waitaminute, the PTA?! Aren't they just some bored housewives/husbands with nothing better to do? You'd think, but here in Japan the PTA is like some Italian mob-owned, GOD-like Organization. ...The PTA. Don't f*** with us, or we'll ruin your bake sale. ...Bitches.

If you couldn't tell by now, I'd definitely hit it. I'd hit that sh*t like a McDonalds double cheeseburger.

"Oh, she is so very bitch! I must watch her adventure!"

"but i think all ure storys are a bunch of black man lies."

Not just any lies mind you...black man lies. With...what...30% more sneakiness? A bucket of fried chicken with every black man lie? A little crack sprinkled on top?

rolls on floor in hysterics

Post by **Cyndari** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:38 pm

If you have not read any of these then you need to read just this one

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher70.html

The ppl at my work think Im nuts just burst out laughing for no reason

Post by **Ambrey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:31 am

Its possible that all of us here are a lil nuts >.> hehe

Post by **Ambrey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:31 am

er better yet, we're not nuts, just everyone else around us are the ones who are nuts!