Joke-time

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:20 am

just for a change..i got one this is bad

''doctor doctor my dog just ate a camera!''

''well lets wait and see if anything developes.''

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:26 am

dr.bleedin dr. izzy bleeding your wanted in surgery.

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:36 am

interesting, very interesting. One of those jokes my science teacher would make, but I always laugh at those too

I'm a nerd

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:37 am

Now what else floats?

uhhh...wood?

A duck!

oooooooo...

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:38 am

She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

Well..i got better..

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:38 am

Yugi wrote: Now what else floats?

uhhh...wood?

A duck!

oooooooo...

Oooh! Love that movie!

"Look, there's Camelot!"
"It's only a model"
"Shush!"
"Now off we ride to Camelot!"
*wierd Camelot music, everyone bein crazy kickin stuff over not making any sence*
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot....Silly place."

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:39 am

yeah ^-^

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:42 am

Yugi wrote:yeah ^-^

I knew it!

"What is your name?"

"I am King Arthur, king of the British"

"What is your quest?"

"I seek the Holy Grail"

"What is the average speed of a swollow?"

"um....African or European?"

"....uh...well I dont know that, it-AAAAAAH!!!" *dies*

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:43 am

what are you gonna do bleed on me?!

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:45 am

nd winter changed back to spring

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:45 am

"I'll bite your legs off!"

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:46 am

Yugi wrote:nd winter changed back to spring

and spring turned to summer, and summer went straight into winter again.

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:48 am

one shall not count past 5 do not throw at four or three count to five.

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:51 am

Yugi wrote:one shall not count past 5 do not throw at four or three count to five.

(no it was three)

"The number you must counteth to shall be three. No more, no less. You shall not count to four, nor two, unless you shall then commence to three. Five is right out. After you count to three, you shall lobbeth the Holy Hand Grenade at your enemies, and thy holy light shall blow them to tiny bits."

*pulls pin* "one....two....five!"

"three, three m'lord!"

"Three!" *throws*

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:52 am

oh yeah been a while since i saw it ^^;

there are some who call me..tim?

Post by **JediKitsune** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:56 am

*singing*

"He is brave Sir Robin, who went forth from Camelot,

He is not afraid to die, o' brave Sir Robin!

He is not the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

(next lines forgotten until...)

"With his head smashed in and his heart ripped out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped, and his eyes gouged out, and his penis --"

"All right! I think that's enough singing for now..."

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:57 am

Yugi wrote:oh yeah been a while since i saw it ^^;

there are some who call me..tim?

Tim's AWESOME! That staff of his where he keeps exploding stuff...that was awesome. I want to be Tim

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:58 am

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:59 am

JediKitsune wrote:*singing*

"He is brave Sir Robin, who went forth from Camelot,

He is not afraid to die, o' brave Sir Robin!

He is not the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

(next lines forgotten until...)

"With his head smashed in and his heart ripped out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped, and his eyes gouged out, and his penis --"

"All right! I think that's enough singing for now..."

"Brave Sir Robin ran away away, brave brave sir robin!"

"not true!"

"He bravely ran away away, brave brave sir robin!"

"that's not right!"

"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, brave brave sir robin!"

"All lies I tell you!"

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:02 am

bring out your dead *clang* bring out your dead *clang* ''here ive got one'' ''i'm not dead'' ''see he says hes not dead'' ''yes he is just give it 2 minutes''

Post by **JediKitsune** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:02 am

Let us not forget the Castle Anthrax either...

"You must tie her down to the bed and spank her! Yes, and afterward, spank me too!"
"
"And me!" "And me!"

"Oh, a spanking! A spanking!"

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:03 am

ohhh eww >.<

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:05 am

Yugi wrote: bring out your dead *clang* bring out your dead *clang* ''here ive got one'' ''i'm not dead'' ''see he says hes not dead'' ''yes he is just give it 2 minutes''

"I'm afraid it's against regulations I cant do that" "c'mon please, just take him?" "no I cant do that" "I'm not dead!" "yes you are!" "I'm not dead he just wants to get rid of me-" *clonks him on the head with the bell* "thank you sir" "no problem"

JidiKitsune wrote:Let us not forget the Castle Anthrax either...

Ah yes, castle anthrax.....yea.

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:06 am

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:13 am

two guys walk into a bar

one ducks while the other gets a brain tumor

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:13 am

"Who is your king?"

"We don't have a king"

"You dont have a king? Who lives in that castle then?"

"Well nobody lives there"

"Well who is your leader?"

"We dont have a leader"

"I demand you tell me what's going on here!"

"Well who are you to be demanding this and that?"

"I'm king Arthur, king of the British!"

"The british, who are they?"

"You're the british! I am your king!"

"Well I didn't vote for you"

"You dont vote for the king!"

"Then how did you become king?"

"I recieved Excalibur and was granted my position from the Lady of the Lake!"

"Well I dont know about you but I dont think some crazy lady that lives in a lake giving out swords is a very good way to choose your leader" *confusing polotics talk*

"Oh shut up!" *grabs him*

"See, this is the violent tendancies inherant of the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! He's repressing me!!"

"oh god..." *lets go and leaves*

"Did you see that? You see him opressin' me like that?"

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:14 am

Yugi wrote:two guys walk into a bar

one ducks while the other gets a brain tumor

A man walks into a bar....and it hurts.

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:15 am

''oh shut up dennis''

Aony · Post by **Aony** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:18 am

Yugi wrote:''oh shut up dennis''

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:18 am

''can we eat him?'' ''how bout we kill him and then have some tea''