Top 10 things to do with/to your new NPC buddy.

Baketsu · Post by **Baketsu** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:31 pm

10. Invite him to your party and then dump his ass cause he forgot to heal you earlier and you died because of his imcopetence.

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:36 pm

9. Laugh at their horrible selection of equipment.

pooker · Post by **pooker** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:00 pm

8. MPK your "friend" because they used the wrong WS for your SC.

Crispleaf · Post by **Crispleaf** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:26 pm

7. You summon your NPC Friend and command it to, "Die for me!" while you make your escape from that incredibly tough malboro you accidentally aggroed...

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:46 pm

6. Make Him Tank for you while you skate on easy EXP

Post by **Shirai** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:48 pm

5. Make him Ballad me while I'm farming.

Post by **Mystiana** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:09 pm

4. Make her a THF 45+ so I have TH2. XD

Dukuji · Post by **Dukuji** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:13 pm

3. Have your NPC friend fight enemies while you take bets on the outcome.

Crispleaf · Post by **Crispleaf** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:31 pm

Firemyst wrote:4. Make her a THF 45+ so I have TH2. XD

2. And then suffer the agony when you realize your NPC is still more rich than you...

Baketsu · Post by **Baketsu** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:13 pm

1. Have your NPC friend fight a mob and then sneak up behind them and use Steal, LOL

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:03 pm

0. Use them for farming for you :3
-1. Make them gather quest items until they vomit uncontrollably~

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:11 pm

-2. Easily complete the BST quest. "Go attack that kraken. No really."

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:13 pm

-3 Make them distract aggroing mobs while you go pop your chest/coffer

kittykitty · Post by **kittykitty** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:15 pm

-4 Give them your job and let them stand for hours lfg, then when they get a party force them to leave and take their place

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:18 pm

-5 Send them into the Crawlers Nest First to check for an aggro train to the zone, let them die and then you know to NOT go in yet (I hate it when i walk into those ambushes at the zone)

Post by **Mystiana** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:34 pm

Crispleaf wrote:
Firemyst wrote:4. Make her a THF 45+ so I have TH2. XD
2. And then suffer the agony when you realize your NPC is still more rich than you...

Who said it got to lot? XD

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:35 pm

-6 stand around for days to finally beat the gilsellers pulling for Huu Mjuu, only to screw up and not win the lot on the Monster Signa drop.

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:36 am

-7. Attempt to {Sneak Attack} the mob only to run around and {Trick Attack} + {Dancing Edge} your NPC

Kailea · Post by **Kailea** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:50 am

-8 take him or her into the back of your MogHouse and f......eerr play with them ^.^

Josiejo · Post by **Josiejo** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:13 am

-9. Wave to your NPC as you mount a Chocobo and ride away, forcing it to walk all by its lonesome...

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:24 am

-10. Attempt to MPK your npc.

Tailfeather · Post by **Tailfeather** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:58 pm

-11 can you even count?!

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:08 pm

-12 make him handle all your auctions and quests for you, while you're out looking for a party

Naru Fugihara · Post by **Naru Fugihara** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:38 pm

-13. Make it fish so catching 7+ stacks of Moat Carp would go quicker or have it fish for Moat Carp while I fish for Bastore Sardines to lvl cooking

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