The funniest names for an NM

angelstar107 · Post by **angelstar107** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:35 am

You know, I got to thinking "Where the crap did they think of these names for all of these NMs? I mean, half of them don't make sense". So I got this great idea.

I want to know, what do you think the funniest NM name is?

Personally, I think Taruroaster Biggsjig takes the cake =p but I gotta hear what you all gotta say first XD I might be wrong

~Star~

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:22 am

Galkarider xxxxx (I forget his last name). He's an orc in Dynamis.

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:37 pm

Galkarider Retzpratz

Its a funny.. yet desturbing name...

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:30 am

Cactrot Rapido^-^ but Square always gave monsters wierd names like..malboro..and..Guard Scorpion..and..Aps..oh oh and Sin.

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:24 am

Some of the regular monster names are really good, too.

Ignis Fatuus (bomb) - Latin(I'm told) for stupid fire
Fladermaus (bat) - German for bat
Actually, there are a few amusing bat names...
Acro-bat
Com-bat

Though Malboro is a very thinly veiled comment about ciggarettes. Marlboro is a rather popular brand and in earlier FF games it was actually spelled Marlboro (at least in the US version).

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:02 pm

Nobodyreal wrote:Though Malboro is a very thinly veiled comment about ciggarettes. Marlboro is a rather popular brand and in earlier FF games it was actually spelled Marlboro (at least in the US version).

Bad breath {anyone}?

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:16 pm

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:41 pm

My favorite NM so far seems to be Omega, for obvious reasons...that and you get the title "omega ostracizer"

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:41 pm

Leaping lizzy sound like a super hero or something =^-^=

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:57 am

Well the real names are rather funny, but me and a friend took to calling the two NM Ninja types Yagudo in Giddeus (the two that don't drop anything good and don't get camped) Eyyball and Zubu. We were using them for xp at one time, duoing everything down there and using those two as a bit of a bonus when they'd spawn. "Zubu spawn yet?" "What about Eyyball?" XD

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:34 am

Orcish Wallbreecher, that can be turned in so many ways ^_-

angelstar107 · Post by **angelstar107** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:26 pm

Kintrra wrote:Well the real names are rather funny, but me and a friend took to calling the two NM Ninja types Yagudo in Giddeus (the two that don't drop anything good and don't get camped) Eyyball and Zubu. We were using them for xp at one time, duoing everything down there and using those two as a bit of a bonus when they'd spawn. "Zubu spawn yet?" "What about Eyyball?" XD

Good point, but it's Eyy Mon, two words. Think like a jamican man "Eyy Mon! What is up?"

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:04 pm

angelstar107 wrote:
Kintrra wrote:Well the real names are rather funny, but me and a friend took to calling the two NM Ninja types Yagudo in Giddeus (the two that don't drop anything good and don't get camped) Eyyball and Zubu. We were using them for xp at one time, duoing everything down there and using those two as a bit of a bonus when they'd spawn. "Zubu spawn yet?" "What about Eyyball?" XD
Good point, but it's Eyy Mon, two words. Think like a jamican man "Eyy Mon! What is up?"

Or as myself and some friends call him, Eyy Mon the Rastafarian.

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:47 pm

KarouKaniyashia wrote:Orcish Wallbreecher, that can be turned in so many ways ^_-

naughty kitty.^^;

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