What a RL date with a Mithra would be like...

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Fri May 06, 2005 3:05 am

Date with a Mithra (a repost from alakzam by Akaluk)

I thought it was funny how everyone keeps hitting on mithras, so i tried to figure out what a date with one would be like... If you're obsessed with mithras and don't want your dreams crushed; do not read.

The following depicts 6 hours in the company of a mithra, including candlelight dinner, romantic movie, and a late night stroll.

17:00

Arrival at designated meeting point. Date approaches car and gets in. You share a quick greeting and start the engine.

17:02

Your date seems slightly uncomfortable sitting normally, and instead keeps shuffling about in her seat. To your advantage, she positions herself in several suggestive positions.

17:03

You try to focus on the road ahead of you, as your date scratches off your seat coverings, in order to sharpen her nails.

17:21

Having gathered your thoughts after your car was sabotaged, you and your date arrive at the restaurant.

17:26

Your date happily orders a low-cost seafood dish, and while doing so, eagerly explains how she wants it prepared to the waiter. Several other males appear jealous.

17:41

Your dishes arrive, but you are unable to eat. The sight of your date gnawing viciously at a still living fish somehow affects your appetite. Male looks have switched to sympathetic.

18:03

Your date's appetite fulfilled, you head for the movies. You offer her a box of breath freshener, only to discover that one box wont do.

18:30

Movie begins. Cinema is barely empty; you and your date are place at the top/centre.

19:22

Peak romantic moment imminent; you attempt to sneak a hand around your date. She immediately grabs it, and tugs herself in.

19:25

Once again, you are reminded of your date's claws, courtesy of a burning sensation in your hand, growing in intensity as the romantic moment nears it's peak.

19:28

You scream loudly as the characters exchange a quick kiss, much to the surprise of everyone in the cinema. Your date seems scared of you for the remainder of the movie.

21:12

Leaving the cinema, you and your date depart on a romantic moonlight stroll.

21:33

By accident, you run into a friend of yours, also with a mithran companion. You exchange friendly greetings and shake hands with your friend, then turn to introduce your date.

21:34

You desperately try to yank your date away from the other mithra, currently engaged in a feral fight for survival. By accident, you yank her tail, resulting in a kick to the chin and a broken jaw.

21:46

You arrive at a local doctor; the two mithrans happily chatting like long time friends.

21:57

Now wearing a huge jaw-protecting helmet, you start walking your date home. In a desperate attempt to cheer you up, she tried to decorate the metal wires with feathers from a dead bird, while explaining that it looks like a piece of hair ornament from Kazham.

22:12

A pair of drunk brutes approach you, apparently looking for a fight. They grab your date, and throw you into a dumpster, laughing.

22:14

Your date rescues you from the dumpster, single handedly having torn the brutes to pieces. She carries you to her house.

22:31

Bruised and battered, you take your leave as your date unlocks her door.

22:33

While staggering down the road outside her house, your date catches up to you, give you a savage frenching, then runs back into her house.

22:34

Whistling, slightly off-key due to the helmet, you depart from her residence. On the way out, you toss a piece of fish bone caught between your teeth into the trash can.

Azureskye · Post by **Azureskye** » Fri May 06, 2005 3:59 am

that was great ^^

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:53 am

nice, but you forget, Going out on a real life mithra date, careful, I like my dates fast and my cars faster.... {Nitrous Oxide}{Do you Need it?}

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:52 am

i could so deal with anything that could go wrong with on a date with a mithra, yes, i love cat-girls and not afraid to say so.

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:36 pm

Heh, it sort of reminds me of Anime Arcadia. It's a really good web comic IMHO.

http://www.animearcadia.com/

Post by **Yukira** » Fri May 06, 2005 5:57 pm

Oh, yes...I could definitely deal with that if I could have a real date with a Mithra...let's say my own character for instance <ahem>.

I think I'll go under my bed to be ashamed of myself for the rest of the day...

Post by **Cyndari** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:36 pm

I think it would be hot except for the frenching part.

Having my cat lick my arm and knowing their tongues are like sandpaper i dont think id enjoy it too much

Darkmattre · Post by **Darkmattre** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:14 pm

hah, a date like that would be fun.

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:48 pm

I have ALWAYS wanted retractable claws, but I can do amazing things with fingernails.

Anyone who dates a Mithra should just head to the Sushi bar for the dinner part. Wasibi + Pickled Ginger >>> Breath mints.

What movie would you take a Mithra to? My thoughts are Jaws, Finding Nemo, A fish Tale, and The Old Man and the Sea.

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:08 am

Tsybil wrote:I have ALWAYS wanted retractable claws, but I can do amazing things with fingernails.

Anyone who dates a Mithra should just head to the Sushi bar for the dinner part. Wasibi + Pickled Ginger >>> Breath mints.

What movie would you take a Mithra to? My thoughts are Jaws, Finding Nemo, A fish Tale, and The Old Man and the Sea.

The lion king, anyone?

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Mon May 09, 2005 8:31 am

Neoshinobi wrote:
Tsybil wrote:I have ALWAYS wanted retractable claws, but I can do amazing things with fingernails.

Anyone who dates a Mithra should just head to the Sushi bar for the dinner part. Wasibi + Pickled Ginger >>> Breath mints.

What movie would you take a Mithra to? My thoughts are Jaws, Finding Nemo, A fish Tale, and The Old Man and the Sea.
The lion king, anyone? :rofl:

Oliver and Company, or An American Tail would fit the theme, though I'm betting any chick-flick would do well.

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:44 pm

Nobodyreal wrote:
Neoshinobi wrote:
Tsybil wrote:I have ALWAYS wanted retractable claws, but I can do amazing things with fingernails.

Anyone who dates a Mithra should just head to the Sushi bar for the dinner part. Wasibi + Pickled Ginger >>> Breath mints.

What movie would you take a Mithra to? My thoughts are Jaws, Finding Nemo, A fish Tale, and The Old Man and the Sea.
The lion king, anyone?
Oliver and Company, or An American Tail would fit the theme, though I'm betting any chick-flick would do well.

Milo and Otis...

I just <3 that movie...

Post by **Cyndari** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:52 pm

How about 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'

Rakshasa · Post by **Rakshasa** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:15 pm

Cyndari wrote:How about 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'

That'd leave her very disappointed, expecting it to be about a feline. I suppose, though, the main character (er... Maggie was it?) has the mind of a Mithra.

Waef · Post by **Waef** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:15 am

Hmm, interesting.

Sounds fun.

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:54 am

hmm, the sandpapery tounge may be a problem, and when they hit their peak during *cough*

they may use their claws...... lotta pain, but id say it would be worth it.

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sat May 14, 2005 4:23 pm

Aesha Clan-Clan wrote:hmm, the sandpapery tounge may be a problem, and when they hit their peak during *cough* they may use their claws...... lotta pain, but id say it would be worth it.

No problem, just hold her hands. Very tightly.

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:45 pm

<Aesha> here sweetie, wear these

<RandomCat-Girl> metal gauntlets?

<Aesha> yeah

<RCG> but why? some sort of wierd fantasy?

<Aesha> No, im kinda tired of going to the hospital for stitches every morning.

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Mon May 16, 2005 3:38 pm

Aesha Clan-Clan wrote:hmm, the sandpapery tounge may be a problem, and when they hit their peak during *cough* :shock: they may use their claws...... lotta pain, but id say it would be worth it.

If she's into bondage, problem solved. *evil grin™*

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:21 pm

hmmm, i could deal with handcuffs, but no more.... chains and rope, eh..