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All those poor, innocent catnipsoda's... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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'nuff said :D
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Wake up!

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How to wake up your room mates...

Room mate wakeup call...

(Streaming video, 512kb with audio.)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PWNT.
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I watched the roommate one while my roommate was asleep. I don't think I can do that too her tho, she's too nice. :roll:
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Yea.. I don't think I could do that to my roommate either... she'd kill me :roll:
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Poor lady... :(

Facetanning » This is 565kb of streaming video and audio (and the language is Dutch.)

Careful where you suntan kitties :P
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Here are some more fun video clips :)

Bike tumble » 478kb of streaming video

Human Cannonball » 169kb of streaming audio and video

Olympic Dive » 218kb of streaming audio and video

And... for my personal favorite of this lot...

Riding the Escalator » 197kb of streaming audio and video. :thumb:
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Here's some this-is-just-wrong info... The military is considering making a 'sex bomb'

Read the article here. :oops:
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Firefox

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Are you one of those cats using Firefox with a broadband connnection?

ThenHEREis a -must read- article for you. :)
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Ha, a sex bomb would pwn all!

For the multiple connections thingy I think you can also tweak Windows to use mutiple connections for everything. I'll look into that and report my findings.
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Great Posts Swipe!!!

You've made my day, I haven't had a great laugh like that in a while! :lol:
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:o :o :o

Check this out!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/amazingjumper.html
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Ooohh... a new way to fold your shirts! :D

http://www.jengajam.com/r/shirt-folding
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Hmm.. any people with a couple minutes to kill?

here you go...

http://ikari0310.hp.infoseek.co.jp/flash/maiyahi.html

Ronald McDonald? :shock:
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You have no idea how utterly sick of that song I am. 4chan.org had a flood f crappy remakes and it's nothing less than sickening.
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Where the hell do you find all this crap... :shock:
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I got about 10 points

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Kopopo: eh? Sorry then :P

Neoshinobi: what.. if you don't like it... then don't click...

that aside.. here's something worth watching.. you RPers out there, make sure you check your sanity.. heh.
http://www.rawjunk.com/?file_type=Video&show_media=263
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Kinda stupid.. but here's a collection of 'owie that must've hurt' videos clipped in together with some P.O.D music in the background...

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=yougotownedwmv
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Re: I got about 10 points

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Swipe wrote:Kopopo: eh? Sorry then :P

Neoshinobi: what.. if you don't like it... then don't click...

that aside.. here's something worth watching.. you RPers out there, make sure you check your sanity.. heh.
http://www.rawjunk.com/?file_type=Video&show_media=263
Never said I didn't like it :oops:
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yes of course, here I hafta come and post something amusing :p

Though.. I do have a legitimate inquiry too... why am I a 'housecat' again when I was a feral cat before? :o
did I also loose my post ranking for some undetermined reason? :?:
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Swipe wrote:Though.. I do have a legitimate inquiry too... why am I a 'housecat' again when I was a feral cat before? :o
did I also loose my post ranking for some undetermined reason? :?:
They reset the titles, there is a thread on it somewhere.

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Swipe wrote:why am I a 'housecat' again when I was a feral cat before?
Try this cat: I asked the same thing.
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ahh.. thankie thankie :)

now for something amusing...
Check out this article...
http://www.ltlf.co.uk/bbcnews.htm

42 people! :lol: :lol: :lol: must've been quite the lion!


The ignorance of politicians strikes again! I feel bad for the people.. they must not have and any weapons or anything.

Also.. here's another one...
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
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For the record.. both articles listed above are in fact, phony.. but still funny.
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