Post a Limerick for March, the St. Patty Month!

Baketsu · Post by **Baketsu** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:16 pm

Post a limerick that is FFXI related, here is mine:

There once was an Elvaan from Nantucket
His name was the Translation of Bucket
Some treasure he spied
But soon he had died
Cause a level 32 Red Mage didn't quite Cut it.

Rakshasa · Post by **Rakshasa** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:59 pm

I've never had any problems with Red Mage except in parties. Maybe it's because you're Elvaan.

Baketsu · Post by **Baketsu** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:04 pm

Rakshasa wrote:I've never had any problems with Red Mage except in parties. Maybe it's because you're Elvaan.

I love my RDM, I just neded to make something funny and rhyming, that is why he had to have died!!

Maezen · Post by **Maezen** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:41 pm

There once was a linkshell named MithraPride
They caused all the little tarus to hide
for often they would go hunting
to find tasty tarus to be munching
and that's how all their bottoms got wide

Dukuji · Post by **Dukuji** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:28 pm

I want a mithra male
With fuzzy ears and tail
I'd feed him mice
In Taru rice
With a mug of Jeuno ale

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:30 am

Title: Never Forget
By: Kahvi (2003-06-27-45%)
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There's something I know I forgot
I try to remember, yet cannot
So now my eyes linger
on my ribboned finger
But the reason it's there I can't spot.

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(elvis)
Thank you, thank you very much.
(/elvis)

Josiejo · Post by **Josiejo** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:43 am

There once was an Elvaan named Sasuske
Who kept trying to woo our Dukuji
But he chased her too far
In his Bronze Subligar
And how he can't have any kiddies.

(ok, so the last word didn't rhyme so well...)

Crispleaf · Post by **Crispleaf** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:51 am

A novice Paladin named Ungle
Went to fight in Yuhtunga Jungle.
When the thief pulled a gob,
The white mage cured the mob,
And so Ungle died from the bungle.

sasuske · Post by **sasuske** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:14 pm

Josiejo wrote:There once was an Elvaan named Sasuske
Who kept trying to woo our Dukuji
But he chased her too far
In his Bronze Subligar
And how he can't have any kiddies.

(ok, so the last word didn't rhyme so well...)

<3 dukuji and josiejo XD

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:54 pm

Just 'cause it's St Paddys day;

There once was a lady named Alice,
Who peed it is said in a chalice.
'Tis the comon belief,
It was done for relief,
And not out of Protestant malice.

I will think of a FFXI related one after my second cup of coffie.

Dukuji wrote:I'd feed him mice In Taru rice

Yum, mouse sushi.

Baketsu · Post by **Baketsu** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:19 pm

Crispleaf wrote:A novice Paladin named Ungle
Went to fight in Yuhtunga Jungle.
When the thief pulled a gob,
The white mage cured the mob,
And so Ungle died from the bungle.

LMAO, that is great, I remembering dying that way in a party once.