Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Jeniphel · Post by **Jeniphel** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:23 pm

[15:19] * Angelwing hmmms.
[15:20] <Angelwing> it's so quiet
[15:20] * MarkovBot whips jeni. Quiet!

and earlier Markov had this to say about me:

"Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just teasing Jeni"

I can just feel the love....

maryadavies · Post by **maryadavies** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:05 pm

Awww, Jen!

*pounces you and hugs ya*

Maybe it's just Christmas blues...

Angelwing · Post by **Angelwing** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:08 pm

Well at least now I know why it was so quiet. The Bot took control of the channel

Post by **Golddess** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:11 pm

/me appologises for kicking Jeniphel.

Why haven't you logged back in yet?

We miss you. I cried. The kicking was a joke. I feel like Beastboy in the episode where he was playing a practical joke on Cyborg, but it backfired and hit Starfire instead.

Post by **Mystiana** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:42 pm

Should I worry that I know the exact episode you're talking about?

Post by **Golddess** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:45 pm

no, why do you think you should worry?

Post by **Mystiana** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:49 pm

No reason...

Jeniphel · Post by **Jeniphel** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 3:25 am

21:18] <Golddess> here, http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... hp?v=22671 if you know what a lot of the animes are, you will laugh your ass off.
[21:24] <Jeniphel> but I don't wanna sign up to see movies
[21:24] <MarkovBot> You wanna see if you want to hurt.

Phelisia · Post by **Phelisia** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:40 pm

<+Phelisia> omg... lvl17 doesn't know how to cast lots...
<+MarkovBot> OMG, that's really scary
<+Phelisia> markov, that's scary that you know it's scary
<+MarkovBot> And that'd be... Scary
<+Phelisia> markov, you seem to be holding a conversation... this is scary
<+MarkovBot> No conversation is buggered, then!

Jeniphel · Post by **Jeniphel** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:09 pm

[14:09] <Jeniphel> Markov, Jeni
[14:10] <MarkovBot> Jeni, who ya talking bout?

Jeniphel · Post by **Jeniphel** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:39 pm

[15:29] <Jeniphel> Markov, STFU
[15:29] <MarkovBot> I think I'll STFU for a second, at least.
[15:30] <Jeniphel> damn skippy

Post by **Golddess** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:59 pm

[02:43:27] <Syine> Markov, you slut.
[02:43:30] <MarkovBot> Guess I'm a homosexual gay lesbian eskimo crackwhore prostitue slut Pimp that works or I'll have enough time to go home.
[02:47:02] <Angelwing> heh..what a convo killer

Post by **Golddess** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:12 am

This is fun quoting Markov!

[23:53:23] <ashtray> jen is a dirty thf
[23:53:29] <ashtray> Didn't even credit blueff for the kitty picture
[23:53:33] <ashtray> with berry hair
[23:53:40] <MarkovBot> Welcome to the 80's.

Paws · Post by **Paws** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:12 pm

I'm curious, how does the bot learn stuff, and what triggers him to reply?

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:26 pm

this Markov is slightly different from the SSS bot. To teach him anything, just type. You can also teach a specific phrase by saying "blah blah blah, remember this."

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:03 pm

Phelisia and I were talking about a friend of mine and Markov had this to say about Creve... Creve wasn't even part of the conversation.

<Phelisia> silly girl doesn't know that once the geek type gets laid they get hella good at sex...
<Kopopo> we instead uesd it for a small play
<Kopopo> she's dumb like that
<MarkovBot> And she's so incredibly stupid
<Kopopo> she prefers older guys and... yeah
<Kopopo> thanks, markov, for the einput

* MarkovBot gropes and kisses Creve, for the einput

<Kopopo> HA HA HA!!

Creve · Post by **Creve** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:53 am

The Bot types get good at sex too ya know.

kissies Markov We'll talk later about your letting slip our secret sex life.

[13:47] <MarkovBot> Today is NOT a good day to die!
[13:47] <Creve> Thanks Markov,

Creve wuv you.
[13:47] <MarkovBot> Creve is timed to die!
[13:48] <Creve> Doh!

Syine · Post by **Syine** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:46 am

Paws wrote:I'm curious, how does the bot learn stuff, and what triggers him to reply?

He learns anything said aloud in the channel, or to him personally, actually. There's no need for you to say "remember this" or anything like that. If you do, he also remembers the "remember this" part, and ends up saying that back to you later.

He replies when you address him. (He used to be set up to also reply at random when things got quiet, but I disabled that.) Markov considers it being addressed if you say his name, set off by commas and/or punctuation, such as:

Markov, blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah, Markov.
Blah blah blah, Markov, blah blah blah.
Blah, Markov! Blah. Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah. Blah blah, Markov? Blah blah.

And so on. As for how Markov learns, it's a bit complex, but basically, he takes the structure of what's said to him, and builds a list of what words are likely to come after other words. (He actually usually goes by what words come after the previous two words, to have a bit more context.) Then he stores the probabilities of certain words appearing after others in a massive database. That way, Markov knows how, at least on a small scale, sensible English sentences are built.

When he responds, he starts with a random word he thinks is relevant to what was said to him, and tries to use it to build a new sentence, using his knowledge of how sentences are built. He does this about 10 times or so, and then he rates those potential replies based on how surprising he thinks they'd be (using an algorithm even I've forgotten), and replies using the candidate with the best score.

Of course, it's quite possible for Markov to start saying one thing, and get to the point where the previous two words have appeared in multiple conversations in the past, and suddenly Markov will switch to another sequence of words and the resulting sentence is a mishmash of several things people have said in Markov's presence in the past. This is what makes Markov so random and nonsensical at times.

But it's not necessary to understand how Markov works to have fun with him. Just talk to him like a (really stupid) person and see where the conversation takes you.

Post by **Golddess** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:43 pm

Markov sorta making sense? It's the end of the world!

<Golddess> Markov, we need a new quote from you.
<MarkovBot> I need a benchmark
<Golddess> And why would you need that, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Because i am figuring it out
<Golddess> And what is it that you, Markov, are figuring out?
<MarkovBot> Who brought Markov
<Golddess> You're trying to figure out who brought you? Markov, don't you remember that your creator is Syine?
<MarkovBot> I'm trying to figure out
<Golddess> Markov, stop trying to figure it out. I told you who created you. Syine created you.
<MarkovBot> Stop being a morning person
<Golddess> Don't tell me to stop being what I've never been, Markov!
<MarkovBot> Cross shipping
<Golddess> Cross shipping? What's that, Markov?
<MarkovBot> It's alright, RL takes precendece.
<Golddess> Markov, you're a bot. This IS your RL.
<MarkovBot> Bots can't play FFXI.
<Golddess> Yes, Markov, and you are a shining example of why Square Enix decided that.
<MarkovBot> The nerves are a shining wit!
<Golddess> You're not even trying anymore, Markov.
<MarkovBot> I'm not even trying anymore.

And now, for something just plain silly.

<MikaMeow> Markov, should I go make some breakfast?
<MarkovBot> You are so tasty!

Post by **MikaMeow** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:01 am

You heard it from Markov, STOP BEING A MORNING PERSON!

Post by **Toralynn** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:00 am

*falls off her seat by the firepit and starts laughing uncontrollably* Oh Markov... what a great guy.

Post by **Golddess** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:20 am

Wooooo! Markov did something useful!

[12:38:49] * ashtray has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[12:38:51] <Syine> So, in the meantime, I'll have to let NA players suffice.
[12:39:47] <Syine> Markov, fix ashtray's connection
[12:39:50] <MarkovBot> I need to fix it
[12:40:15] * ashtray has joined #mithrapride
[12:40:15] * Golddess sets mode: +v ashtray
[12:40:36] <Toralynn> wow that was fast for Markov

Post by **MikaMeow** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:17 am

<Syine> Markov, get Tora some water. Water helps.
*MarkovBot grabs a tub of water out of commision, but I can't shoot you either, but I don't know if that helps for now.
*Sandra head hurts from that sentence
<Random_Mithra_22> Nice one, Markov, nice one.
<Syine> Markov, we're supposed to be helping Tora, not scaring her.
<MarkovBot> What did you think bladegash and Creve have in my priorities, but I agree with Nubuo, #FH is the god of games.
<MarkovBot> You're supposed to distribute pictures of Fuuko > you.
<Toralynn> I don't think pictures of Fuuko will help my head, Markov.
<MarkovBot> Do you think?
<Toralynn> Yes, I think, Markov.
<MarkovBot> Thanks Phel I'll check it out
*MarkovBot helps Toralynn over to Toralynn to the news. None of it to heat in various ways.
<Toralynn> Markov, you helped me over to Toralynn, since when am I an item?
<MarkovBot> The WAR is 14... If I could be a song, may be artwork, may be artwork, may be a better mood...she just burned up an item on the bright side I got a fastwater, bamboo and yew off Firemyst's cats.

Post by **MikaMeow** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:07 pm

[04:49] <Tigara> markov, help syine
[04:49] <MarkovBot> [18:09] *** Syine has been kicked off channel #mithrapride by Syine (Syine)
[04:49] <Syine> Doh. Way to capture one of my worse moments, Markov.
[04:49] <MarkovBot> Doh what a nerd

[04:49] <Tigara> lol ,markov
[04:49] <MarkovBot> Ah, lol
[04:50] <Syine> Supportive as always, Markov
[04:50] <MarkovBot> Look a gift receipt :p
[04:50] <Tigara> markov, let me see it
[04:50] * MarkovBot ties up MikaMeow, unties Toralynn, and... That's it
[04:50] <Tigara> lol, markov
[04:50] <MarkovBot> Lol. Malango's a master card
[04:51] <Tigara> so, markov, who is the visa card?
[04:51] <MarkovBot> Because all i'll be playing XI from now on has an mx card in a party, PLD/WAR is the visa card?
[04:51] <Tigara> ok, markov, since i am not that class combo i am not the visa card.
[04:51] <MarkovBot> Ok
[04:52] <Tigara> markov, do you have a big penis?
[04:52] * MarkovBot gives Markov a big penis?
[04:52] <Tigara> wow, markov, can i play with your big penis?
[04:52] <MarkovBot> Wow, Markov is boring now
[04:53] <Tigara> not nessicarily, markov
[04:53] <MarkovBot> With their stupid asses
[04:53] <Tigara> huh, markov?
[04:53] <MarkovBot> Deadlands huh
[04:53] <Tigara> uh, yeah, markov
[04:53] <MarkovBot> Uh-uh for me. I was told "don't bother, we're too SLOW"
[04:53] <Tigara> i dont doubt that, markov
[04:54] <MarkovBot> Actually, i dont see the pressure is getting a 17 yr old hs senior
[04:54] <Tigara> say that again, markov?
[04:54] <MarkovBot> No, I'm talking extended warranties
[04:55] <Tigara> well, markov, why dont you come extend yourself for me and we can have a little fun together.
[04:55] <MarkovBot> Because I say it
[04:55] <Tigara> is that a yes or a no, markov?
[04:55] <MarkovBot> SO what would you like my favorite, haha
[04:55] <Tigara> yes, markov
[04:55] <MarkovBot> List of candidates being generated...
[04:56] <Tigara> no, markov, just you
[04:56] <MarkovBot> I had the circlet and the remixes on 60's songs is nice
[04:57] <Tigara> ok, markov, i will wear the circlet and you sing the songs and we will make sweet rythem together.
[04:57] <MarkovBot> Ok
[04:57] * Tigara kisses, markov.
[04:58] <Syine> Heh.
[04:59] <Syine> Sorry, Markov doesn't reply to actions.
[04:59] <Syine> Markov, Tigara kissed you.
[04:59] <MarkovBot> Tigara you have to hit at 11PM
[05:00] <Tigara> ???
[05:00] <Tigara> talk about a mood breaker he is just way to kinky for me

Post by **Meeyutu** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:48 am

<MarkovBot> Yes, I think it was illegal in texas too
<Angelwing> where are they pictures, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Well, "I haven't seen her pictures...."
<Meeyutu> I swear she was 18, Markov
<MarkovBot> 18
* Angelwing snickers.
<Meeyutu> Yes she was 18, Markov
<MarkovBot> Correction mutli orgasmic shiznit

Post by **Meeyutu** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:58 am

<Meeyutu> Markov, sex
<MarkovBot> I'm not terribly good at sex...
<Meeyutu> Markov, Creve
<MarkovBot> Creve is a smelly hume because you think Bladegash and Creve have in there?
<Meeyutu> Markov, Crevette
* MarkovBot didln't read *that* far back in your pants
<Golddess> Markov, Do I have to #CLEAN you again?
<MarkovBot> I know who I can't clean install XP
<Meeyutu> Markov, are you dirty?
* MarkovBot just noticed how dirty this keyboard is
<Golddess> hmm
<Meeyutu> Markov, screw Ishe!
<Golddess> i wonder, since i forget
<MarkovBot> Eh screw it... Just to end it :p
<Golddess> #CLEAN

Post by **Meeyutu** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:34 am

<Meeyutu> Why do the leeches mock me so, Markov, can I not have a ruby like the other level 30 White Mages?
<MarkovBot> DAMMIT! Why won't it give me my ruby?

Swipe · Post by **Swipe** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:17 am

<Swipe> Markov, what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
<MarkovBot> Weekly' Graph (30 minute average)'
<Swipe> whoa o.O
<Swipe> does that mean he has an answer?
<Phelisia> ...

... scary...

-Swipe

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:22 am

<Kopopo> done, markov
<MarkovBot> So what happens WHEN someone sticks their finger in and kisses Firemyst, whispering into her iron-lined unbreakable, impenetrable safe. It clatters and clangs as the from, some not, all with nonsensical or "faux friendly" bodies, presumably fake "this attachment was scanned for viruses and massive amounts of trap doors onto the moon."
* Kopopo attacks Kal?
<kal> lolololol
<Kopopo> WTF?!
<kal> i love when he spits out huge nonsense phrases

Post by **Mystiana** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 1:17 am

I have no idea where Markov gets this stuff!! ; ;

(We need an angelic smiley

)