When i am waiting for someone or sitting around waiting (which i end up doing a lot of, LOL). I usually try to brighten people's day by telling a joke or too. I only tell good clean jokes and sometimes they are a little corny, (yes, I know). I was wondering if anyone had any jokes they would like to share with anyone. I will list the jokes i have come up with so far.
1.
Q: Why was the Tarutaru unable to buy a chocobo?
A: Because he was a little short!
(play on words money and how tall someone is)
2.
Q: How many Humes does it take to change a candle in a candle holder?
A: None! They get a Galka to do it!
(Take on the old lightbulb joke)
3.
Q: Where did the Mithra keep her mail?
A: In her Litter Box!
(Play on the words Litter and Letter)
4.
Q: Why are Elvaan's necks so very long?
A: Because their noses are always pointed up.
(Self explanitory if you've talked to an Elvaan NPC)
Please list your jokes, and keep them clean. Nobody likes rude meanspirited jokes.
Does anyone know any good FF XI Jokes?
Does anyone know any good FF XI Jokes?
Jobs: RDM-54/BLM-32/WHM-26/PLD-23/THF14-WAR17-MNK8-DRG17-DRK18-BST3-RNG3-SMN7-BRD1
Race: Elvaan
Hometown: San d'Oria
Skills: Cooking 23- Smithing 3
EXP is hard to come by, treasure it!
Race: Elvaan
Hometown: San d'Oria
Skills: Cooking 23- Smithing 3
EXP is hard to come by, treasure it!
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Its Beastman day at the Marble Bridge in Jeuno.
A Goblin walks into the bar, sits dowm, rummages in his comodious backpack, pulls out a minutaure Yagudo Pipper. The bird unfolds a tiny Yamaha keyboard and a tenny little stool, then sits down and starts banging out a Scott Joplin piano rag.
An Orc watches the whole thing in amazement. "Where did you get that?" he asks.
"Bit of a long story." says the Gobbie.
"Go ahead, got nothing happening till Waterday."
"OK, ever heard of Smashing Samantha?"
"Hume NM, spawns in the Gustabergs somewhere? Some kinda really hot drop?"
"Yep, that's the one. Me and some LS buddies camped her for weeks. Claimed and killed her eight times before she let lose of the big drop, the Ring of Three Wishes. I won the lot."
"Cool, what did you wish for?"
"A million Gil, a hot female, and a really huge tallywhacker."
"So what happened?"
"Well the hot female turned out to be a 60th level Mithra Samurai. She wipped the Mog hous out with me, stole the million Gil, and split."
The Orc points at the little Yagudo, and says, "so where does he come in?"
"That's what I was wondering, so I asked. Wiseass ring says 'Oh, I thought you asked for a 12" pianist.' /laughs and Warps out."
A Goblin walks into the bar, sits dowm, rummages in his comodious backpack, pulls out a minutaure Yagudo Pipper. The bird unfolds a tiny Yamaha keyboard and a tenny little stool, then sits down and starts banging out a Scott Joplin piano rag.
An Orc watches the whole thing in amazement. "Where did you get that?" he asks.
"Bit of a long story." says the Gobbie.
"Go ahead, got nothing happening till Waterday."
"OK, ever heard of Smashing Samantha?"
"Hume NM, spawns in the Gustabergs somewhere? Some kinda really hot drop?"
"Yep, that's the one. Me and some LS buddies camped her for weeks. Claimed and killed her eight times before she let lose of the big drop, the Ring of Three Wishes. I won the lot."
"Cool, what did you wish for?"
"A million Gil, a hot female, and a really huge tallywhacker."
"So what happened?"
"Well the hot female turned out to be a 60th level Mithra Samurai. She wipped the Mog hous out with me, stole the million Gil, and split."
The Orc points at the little Yagudo, and says, "so where does he come in?"
"That's what I was wondering, so I asked. Wiseass ring says 'Oh, I thought you asked for a 12" pianist.' /laughs and Warps out."
Red Mage 99, White Mage 50, Black Mage 75, SCH 99, Summoner 14, THF 25, BLU 25, NIN 50, WAR 18, DRK 50, DNC 49, PLD 50. Goldsmith 72 +2, Cooking 60 +2, Alchemy 41, Fishing 33, Rank 8, Windurst, Lakshmi (Garuda, I weep for you)
Red Mage 26 White Mage 11 Black Mage 12 Thief 16, Cooking 1, Rank 3, Windurst, Quez.
Red Mage 26 White Mage 11 Black Mage 12 Thief 16, Cooking 1, Rank 3, Windurst, Quez.
Two Humes walked into a bar.
You would have thought the second one would have ducked.
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A goblin walks into the Marble Bridge and sits at the bar.
"Gimme the strongest thing ya got" he orders, paying for the drink.
After he finishes the drink, he pulls out a screen shot, sighs, then puts it away.
"Another round, 'tender" he orders. and when he finishes. he pulls out the screen shot, sighs, and puts it away again.
the goblin repeats this ritual about 3 more times before the bartender finally gets up enough courage to confront the heavy drinking goblin.
"So, every time you finish a mug, you pull out that picture then put it away. Mind if i ask what its a picture of?"
The imebreated goblin looks at the bartender and says. "Its a screenshot of my wife. When she starts to look pretty again, I know i had enough to drink."
You would have thought the second one would have ducked.
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A goblin walks into the Marble Bridge and sits at the bar.
"Gimme the strongest thing ya got" he orders, paying for the drink.
After he finishes the drink, he pulls out a screen shot, sighs, then puts it away.
"Another round, 'tender" he orders. and when he finishes. he pulls out the screen shot, sighs, and puts it away again.
the goblin repeats this ritual about 3 more times before the bartender finally gets up enough courage to confront the heavy drinking goblin.
"So, every time you finish a mug, you pull out that picture then put it away. Mind if i ask what its a picture of?"
The imebreated goblin looks at the bartender and says. "Its a screenshot of my wife. When she starts to look pretty again, I know i had enough to drink."
Windurst Rank 10
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