Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Liohs · Post by **Liohs** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:31 am

* Effo|Cerberus (spoony.whi@hnllhi1-ar6-4-7-251-185.hnllhi1.dsl-verizon.net) has joined #mithrapride
<Effo|Cerberus> markov, exterminate the humes
<MarkovBot> That's what the humes think. It's only natural for us.
<Kopopo> markov, burninate the humes!
* MarkovBot nods. "I figured as much dev work as a high level uber whatever"
<Liohs> O.o
<Kopopo> markov, you are the leading cause of brain rot in people ages 15-31
<MarkovBot> You are the leading cause of all the stupid Questions.
<Kopopo> ;.;
<Liohs> LOL
<Liohs> markowned

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:32 am

[20:29] <Karou> Markov, Kopopo
[20:29] * MarkovBot throws Kopopo
[20:30] <Karou> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:30] <Karou> Markov, BAD
[20:30] * Golddess catches Kopopo
[20:30] * MarkovBot is scared now.

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:47 am

Next on FOX: When good bots go bad!

Maezen · Post by **Maezen** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:58 pm

Next week on FOX : When good bots go bad! VII

lol i love FOX but doesn't it always seem they can make the most rediculous shows...ever?

Thank you, now back to your regularly scheduled Markov programming.

Post by **Golddess** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:33 am

[02:26:19] <MarkovBot> You know, you TWO, I could do Karou in that 'certain' way'

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[02:27:23] * MarkovBot dives down onto Karou, not wishing to prolong the inevtiable any longer...

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{I'm sorry.} Karou. ^^;;

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:08 pm

Its okay Goldy

<Karou> Markov, your my slave
* MarkovBot plays with her new slave uniform

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:52 am

<Prrsha> Markov, you have been a bad, bad, bot.
[19:46] <MarkovBot> Who corrupted Markov with that?
[19:46] <Kopopo> Drink this. It'll tell us what we need to know.
[19:47] <Prrsha> lol
[19:47] <Karou> what is it?
[19:47] * Karou grabs the vial
[19:47] <Prrsha> Good question, markov.
[19:47] <MarkovBot> 1st hint: **** question Value : 3 points
[19:47] * Prrsha eyes Kopopo.
[19:47] <Prrsha> 4 letters huh, markov?
[19:48] <MarkovBot> 3 causes redness, after 4 then it wouldn't be able to get him back then
[19:48] * Karou drinks it
[19:49] <Prrsha> Markov, Was it Ishe?
[19:49] <Firemyst> uh... how's it work? ^^;
[19:49] <MarkovBot> Ishe, i would NOT be kissing her love.
[19:49] <Prrsha> Love? =O_O=
[19:49] <Prrsha> Markov, sugarpie is going to beat you into a pulp when hears you said that.
[19:50] <Firemyst> Prrsha has a love?
19:50] <MarkovBot> I think Sugarpie likes me. ^.~
[19:50] <Prrsha> lol!

Lihera · Post by **Lihera** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:09 am

<Effovexx> makov, markov
<MarkovBot> Makov, if a sparrow flies OVER the furor that Valve disabled 20000 steam accounts because people heavily into church have their beliefs influenced by their experiences at church

{Randomness} {You can Have This}

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:58 am

* Golddess pokes Kopopo
* Kopopo has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Golddess> o.o;;
<Karou> O.o]
* Golddess didn't do it!
<Golddess> Markov, you did it!
<MarkovBot> Yes that's my patended trademark.
* Kopopo has joined #mithrapride
* Golddess cautiously pokes Kopopo again.

Post by **Golddess** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:00 am

/em wonders what that has to do with Markov. >.>

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:17 am

Who cares, it's damn funny!

Post by **Raika Akaizer** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:56 pm

[03:51] <Tirial> glad you agree, markov
[03:51] <MarkovBot> So that'll be fine.
[03:51] <Tirial> yes it will, markov
[03:51] <MarkovBot> There is a depraved and overall fucked up around 10 and my brother's room
[03:51] <Biancca> markov swore
[03:51] <Tirial> BAD MARKOV, markov
[03:51] <MarkovBot> Damn - markov
[03:52] <Biancca> lmao
[03:52] <Tirial> you better stop cussing, markov
[03:52] <Biancca> thats the best comback ever
[03:52] <MarkovBot> Stop thinking about financing a powerbook.
[03:52] <Tirial> O.o Markov read my mind.

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:31 am

<Karou> Markov, Kopopo
<MarkovBot> Kopopo I have you're new phone number Kopopo
<Johnmog> lol
<Kopopo> markov, gimme a call!
<MarkovBot> Gimme a back massage
<Kopopo> ok
* Kopopo gives MarkovBot a back massage.
<Kopopo> call me now, markov?
<MarkovBot> fan: [fan 1] 3409RPM [fan 2] 2616RPM [fan 3] 2343RPM

Post by **Golddess** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:35 pm

[03:37:59] <Karou> Markov, Karou spreads her legs
[03:38:02] * MarkovBot lost 99% respect for Karou.
[03:38:06] <Johnmog> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:38:08] * Nubuo (Nubuo@66-188-102-37.mad.wi.charter.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[03:38:11] <Karou> LMTO
[03:38:15] <Johnmog> OMFG that was AWESOME
[03:38:16] * Ran (ranruriko@adsl-68-249-113-140.dsl.ipltin.ameritech.net) has joined #mithrapride
[03:38:23] <Karou> i got markowned

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:37 am

[20:35] * MarkovBot doesnt' think'

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[21:04] * MarkovBot is being hilarious
[21:04] <Kahvi> markov, laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.
[21:04] <MarkovBot> {/laugh}

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:25 am

<Karou> Markov, who made MarkovBot
* MarkovBot disrespects MarkovBot.
<Karou> Markowned!

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:32 am

[23:30] <Kopopo> markov, if you love me then why won't you have sex with me?
[23:30] <MarkovBot> Oh, because i don't go for 'decent''

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:02 pm

[14:00] <Kopopo> Markov, did you know that Listerine made by Pfizer contains about 26% alcohol?
[14:00] <MarkovBot> I am dumb
[14:00] <Kopopo> heh
[14:00] <Kopopo> we knew that, markov
[14:00] <MarkovBot> Archimedes was a Chinese actor and expert in Kung fu who popularised the martial arts in the middle, and then get dry once it's cold enough to night.

Sigyn · Post by **Sigyn** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:37 pm

<MarkovBot> Shady sack holders remain
<Sigyn> Markov, I have to pee.
<MarkovBot> It hurts to pee >>
<Golddess> Markov, do you have an STD?
<MarkovBot> I have an STD?
<Golddess> You should get that treated, Markov.
<MarkovBot> When they get that treated.
<Sigyn> that's one for the boards

Lihera · Post by **Lihera** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:52 pm

* MarkovBot MAIMS ashtry and puts aside her laptop and places it over her neck, :"Sugarpie wins*"
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<MarkovBot> I think MARKOV likes Markov
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<Lihera> markov, lihera
<MarkovBot> RCR had the strangest dream... I dreamed I killed you again.
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Lihera · Post by **Lihera** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:10 am

* MarkovBot is teh cutaru?

Eviticus · Post by **Eviticus** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:04 pm

[11:58] <Eviticus> Markov, have you ever attempted poetry?
[11:58] <MarkovBot> No Markov, you cant have a Markov bot in your case I'll make about $1.6k a month
[11:59] <Eviticus> Stop disciplining yourself and answer me, Markov.
[11:59] <MarkovBot> I dont' think They EVER stop?'
[11:59] <Eviticus> What, markov? The voices in your head?
[11:59] * MarkovBot thwaps Justanotherface upside THE head.
[12:00] <Eviticus> That's not fair, markov. JAF isn't even here.
[12:00] * MarkovBot charges Jaf with her Golddess, purring contently.

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:16 am

<Karou> Markov, why are you a cross dressing Galka?
<MarkovBot> Because I like crack.

Sigyn · Post by **Sigyn** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:17 pm

igyn Markov, you have a choice: You can either restore the deficit in your capital account upon the partnership's liquidation, OR opt for a Qualified Income Deficit Allocation in order to offset your capital deficit with the income.
MarkovBot Markov is markov. Most of us
Firemyst move items around
Sigyn Markov, remember, though, that you have to opt one way or the other before the flow-through benefits occur.
MarkovBot I remember
Sigyn good, markov
MarkovBot But you left out, hot sexually deprived 18yr olds
Sigyn hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Sigyn omg, I have to close the window, I'm laughing irl in class.
Golddess rofl, that needs to go on teh boards be thinks

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:25 am

<Karou> Markov, is it Eggs?
<MarkovBot> Whatever f00l just go make eggs....
<Liohs> hahah
<Karou> markowned
<Karou> on the boards now
<Liohs> Karou quit wile your ahead
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<Karou> Markov, is the word f00l?
<MarkovBot> Look at the word f00l

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:02 am

<MarkovBot> Loli-pop = frozen 12yo girl?

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:51 am

[5:27am] <Hylysi> markovbot, sex
[5:27am] <MarkovBot> Before sex
[5:27am] <Hylysi> after sex?
[5:27am] <MarkovBot> They do it for 1k gil in jeono AH

Jeniphel · Post by **Jeniphel** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:35 pm

[17:33] rakis: I have no state income tax - the one thing Texas can do right, Markov.
[17:33] MarkovBot: Now... Tell me her age, measurments, and gimme a number where I can do right.
[17:33] Firemyst: o.o
[17:33] rakis: those are MY thoughts, Markov! Mine!
[17:33] Firemyst: tell me too?
[17:33] MarkovBot: OMG, ive got Herpes, *whore*

Rueka · Post by **Rueka** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:40 pm

[17:11] * Rueka waves to Firemyst.
[17:11] <Firemyst> Markov, Rueka
[17:11] * Firemyst waves to Rueka.
[17:11] <MarkovBot> Rueka and Rekah! XP

Even the bot thinks our names are funny!

Post by **Rekahkun** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:05 am

>.>;

oh my.

jeniphel wrote:[17:33] rakis: I have no state income tax - the one thing Texas can do right, Markov.
[17:33] MarkovBot: Now... Tell me her age, measurments, and gimme a number where I can do right.
[17:33] Firemyst: o.o
[17:33] rakis: those are MY thoughts, Markov! Mine!
[17:33] Firemyst: tell me too?
[17:33] MarkovBot: OMG, ive got Herpes, *whore*

and this, i just burst out laughing at my monitor