Why am I furious? "The Secret" is the thing I have been preaching all of my life: Think positive. Why the hell didn't I cash in on this? WHY?!?!
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Instead of getting dressed in my modest apartment and going to my job in my modest sedan to come home to my roommate and his Army buddies playing GRAW 2 in the living room I could be living in a mansion having sex with gorgeous European lingerie models on a giant pile of cash before getting dressed, having a gourmet breakfast, and doing whatever I damn well please.
Why didn't I write a novel around my brilliant advice then make a DVD out of it then milk the stupid masses of this world out of their hard-earned cash for common-sense advice, like Dr. Phil does.
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