Whats its like to be an english teacher in japan~
- Neoshinobi
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Whats its like to be an english teacher in japan~
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
....Its funny, so read it.
Courteous of liohs...that tech from IRC.
....Its funny, so read it.
Courteous of liohs...that tech from IRC.
- Eviticus
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Long read, but VERY funny. It's the middle of the night here and I woke my dog up 3 times. He tends to bark when he's not sure what's going on, so I tried not to laugh too loud, but I couldn't help it.
Ph34r the Kancho!
Ph34r the Kancho!
In the end, I'm just talking out of my ass. So take it all with a grain of salt.
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
[img]http://e.1asphost.com/AJSB1986/wyv-burn.jpg[/img]
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
[img]http://e.1asphost.com/AJSB1986/wyv-burn.jpg[/img]
- Aony
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that is AWESOME!!! Now that's going in my favorites list for sure
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thf: 70 drg: 50 nin: 36 smn: 30 whm: 33 blm: 21 war: 25 drk: 13 sam: 10 brd: 9 mnk: 10 pld: 10 Blu: 8 cor: 11 pup: 5
All Thief AF obtained! :thumb:
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thf: 70 drg: 50 nin: 36 smn: 30 whm: 33 blm: 21 war: 25 drk: 13 sam: 10 brd: 9 mnk: 10 pld: 10 Blu: 8 cor: 11 pup: 5
All Thief AF obtained! :thumb:
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- Eviticus
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Ok, so reading that has given me an idea. My main is Dragoon, and I was wondering if I could find out how to say "Prepare for the Kancho of Eternal Torment!" or something. ^.^; Ya know, when I do SA-WS, hehe.
Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.
Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.
In the end, I'm just talking out of my ass. So take it all with a grain of salt.
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
[img]http://e.1asphost.com/AJSB1986/wyv-burn.jpg[/img]
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
[img]http://e.1asphost.com/AJSB1986/wyv-burn.jpg[/img]
{Anal impaleing} {yes, please}Eviticus wrote:Ok, so reading that has given me an idea. My main is Dragoon, and I was wondering if I could find out how to say "Prepare for the Kancho of Eternal Torment!" or something. ^.^; Ya know, when I do SA-WS, hehe.
Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.
{Hmmm.} Did you mean something like this?
Forgive me if it's not the greatest...font selection on this comp is kinda bleh. ><[/url]
Forgive me if it's not the greatest...font selection on this comp is kinda bleh. ><[/url]
- Eviticus
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Lol, I guess that works. ^.^ I still need to find out how to say that in Japanese.
In the end, I'm just talking out of my ass. So take it all with a grain of salt.
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
[img]http://e.1asphost.com/AJSB1986/wyv-burn.jpg[/img]
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[b]Rank 10 Bastok. Rank 2 Sandy.[/b] Pup 75, Drg 72, Brd 71, Thf 37, War 39, Sam 38, Blm 40, Rdm 22, Whm 40, Mnk 37, Nin 14, Pld 38, Bst 15, Drk 30, Smn 15, Blu 19, Rng 13, Dnc 24, Cor 11.
Paragon of Dragoon Excellence.
Paragon of Bard Excellence.
Paragon of Puppetmaster Excellence.
[quote="Keavy"]Evi still winnarz.[/quote]
[img]http://e.1asphost.com/AJSB1986/wyv-burn.jpg[/img]
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also from liohs in irc... kanho game.....arcade game... god help us all
also from liohs in irc... kanho game.....arcade game... god help us all
Man that is a good read ^^
Kancho - Thats almost as bad as when i was around that age we used play swipe, were the idea was not to directly hit someone in the nuts but swipe it cause it hurt alot worse.
Ah-buuh - I swear my ex used to do that sometime we'd be watchin tv and id look at her and her jaw would hanging in the duuuh motion.
"I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work. Your head is too big."
The Octopus, Gaijin Smash
"Hip-Hop in a Can" for $9.99 and popped it open....voila! I'm ghetto now!
"Unkuru Fakaa!"
Kancho - Thats almost as bad as when i was around that age we used play swipe, were the idea was not to directly hit someone in the nuts but swipe it cause it hurt alot worse.
Ah-buuh - I swear my ex used to do that sometime we'd be watchin tv and id look at her and her jaw would hanging in the duuuh motion.
"I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work. Your head is too big."
The Octopus, Gaijin Smash
"Hip-Hop in a Can" for $9.99 and popped it open....voila! I'm ghetto now!
"Unkuru Fakaa!"
[color=blue][b][i]Don't let fear cloud your judgement, for it will hold you back from all of your dreams ;) [/i][/b][/color]
[img]http://www.drowtales.com/~hightreason/chibilaelia.gif[/img] [color=blue][size=200][i][b]Meeooww!!![/b][/i][/size][/color]
WHM - 61 | SMN - 32 | BLM - 21 | THF - 10 | NIN - 7 | BRD - 7 | BST - 7 | SAM - 5 | WAR - 5
[img]http://www.drowtales.com/~hightreason/chibilaelia.gif[/img] [color=blue][size=200][i][b]Meeooww!!![/b][/i][/size][/color]
WHM - 61 | SMN - 32 | BLM - 21 | THF - 10 | NIN - 7 | BRD - 7 | BST - 7 | SAM - 5 | WAR - 5
- Neoshinobi
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More reading.........
I realized then that I had ascended to some sort of Anti-Kancho/Dodgedick Ninja Mastery.
"Is Azrael gonna have to kancho a bitch?"
Waitaminute, the PTA?! Aren't they just some bored housewives/husbands with nothing better to do? You'd think, but here in Japan the PTA is like some Italian mob-owned, GOD-like Organization. ...The PTA. Don't f*** with us, or we'll ruin your bake sale. ...Bitches.
If you couldn't tell by now, I'd definitely hit it. I'd hit that sh*t like a McDonalds double cheeseburger.
"Oh, she is so very bitch! I must watch her adventure!"
"but i think all ure storys are a bunch of black man lies."
Not just any lies mind you...black man lies. With...what...30% more sneakiness? A bucket of fried chicken with every black man lie? A little crack sprinkled on top? rolls on floor in hysterics
I realized then that I had ascended to some sort of Anti-Kancho/Dodgedick Ninja Mastery.
"Is Azrael gonna have to kancho a bitch?"
Waitaminute, the PTA?! Aren't they just some bored housewives/husbands with nothing better to do? You'd think, but here in Japan the PTA is like some Italian mob-owned, GOD-like Organization. ...The PTA. Don't f*** with us, or we'll ruin your bake sale. ...Bitches.
If you couldn't tell by now, I'd definitely hit it. I'd hit that sh*t like a McDonalds double cheeseburger.
"Oh, she is so very bitch! I must watch her adventure!"
"but i think all ure storys are a bunch of black man lies."
Not just any lies mind you...black man lies. With...what...30% more sneakiness? A bucket of fried chicken with every black man lie? A little crack sprinkled on top? rolls on floor in hysterics
[color=blue][b][i]Don't let fear cloud your judgement, for it will hold you back from all of your dreams ;) [/i][/b][/color]
[img]http://www.drowtales.com/~hightreason/chibilaelia.gif[/img] [color=blue][size=200][i][b]Meeooww!!![/b][/i][/size][/color]
WHM - 61 | SMN - 32 | BLM - 21 | THF - 10 | NIN - 7 | BRD - 7 | BST - 7 | SAM - 5 | WAR - 5
[img]http://www.drowtales.com/~hightreason/chibilaelia.gif[/img] [color=blue][size=200][i][b]Meeooww!!![/b][/i][/size][/color]
WHM - 61 | SMN - 32 | BLM - 21 | THF - 10 | NIN - 7 | BRD - 7 | BST - 7 | SAM - 5 | WAR - 5
If you have not read any of these then you need to read just this one
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher70.html
The ppl at my work think Im nuts just burst out laughing for no reason
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher70.html
The ppl at my work think Im nuts just burst out laughing for no reason
[color=blue][b][i]Don't let fear cloud your judgement, for it will hold you back from all of your dreams ;) [/i][/b][/color]
[img]http://www.drowtales.com/~hightreason/chibilaelia.gif[/img] [color=blue][size=200][i][b]Meeooww!!![/b][/i][/size][/color]
WHM - 61 | SMN - 32 | BLM - 21 | THF - 10 | NIN - 7 | BRD - 7 | BST - 7 | SAM - 5 | WAR - 5
[img]http://www.drowtales.com/~hightreason/chibilaelia.gif[/img] [color=blue][size=200][i][b]Meeooww!!![/b][/i][/size][/color]
WHM - 61 | SMN - 32 | BLM - 21 | THF - 10 | NIN - 7 | BRD - 7 | BST - 7 | SAM - 5 | WAR - 5
Re: Whats its like to be an english teacher in japan~
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