Sharing some lulz :D
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:23 pm
I recently rediscovered The Correctness. Some of their stuff is iffy, but a few are true gems. 
Like their Open Letters, those tend to be funny reads:
http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctne ... tee-girls/
Like their Open Letters, those tend to be funny reads:
http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctne ... tee-girls/
And later:<After picture of a girl in a I <3 Lamp shirt>
YOU LOVE LAMP? I love lamp too! I also saw that movie and understand the reference! Now I totally have a shot with you. Together you and I will bask in the illusion of your approachability based on our non existent things in common that I have erroneously inferred from the t-shirt you are wearing.
Or another article, http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/e ... nted-male/ (it IS SFW despite the title ^^)Yes. You are a cute, approachable nerd who in no way is manipulating me into buying a t-shirt with a slogan on it that will be completely off of the pop culture radar by the time it is delivered to me.
He paused the DVD, and rose from the couch.
“Are you getting up to make a sandwich?” she asked, coyly.
“Yes, I am,” he replied.
“Then let me be direct. Instead of eating a portion of your sandwich when you bring it over here, leaving us both unsatisfied, I would like for you to prepare two separate sandwiches, and I will eat one of them,” she said.
Tears of joy trickled down his face, and when he returned, he brought two more sodas as well.