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North Korea Nukes Self in Desperate Plea for Attention
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:44 pm
by Leane
North Korea "acting out."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43895 wrote:
PYONGYANG—Frustrated that its megalomaniacal outbursts no longer inspire fear and panic in the international community, the nation of North Korea detonated all six of its nuclear warheads early Thursday morning, killing 32 million in what international observers are calling "a pathetic bid for attention."
"This is very typical and melodramatic," South Korean President Roo Moo-hyun said yesterday. "North Korea has been 'acting out' for years—decorating its country with provocative posters, never leaving its borders, and getting aggressive with those closest to it. It has been this way ever since it was grounded from the national stage." UN officials are advising nations who feel self-destructive to speak to allies or counselors.
Note if you don't know
this and all articles from "The Onion" are factitious or fake
they are meant to be funny not serious"
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:32 am
by Keavy
Its funny. Once you know what an Onion article looks like you can see one from a mile away.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:24 am
by ScarlettPheonix
I've loved the Onion since I ran across an "article" with Jennifer Love Hewitt as the President years ago
Sad thing is- this is not beyond the realm of possibility for Kim Jung-Il either- the guy is one hell of a nutcase.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:48 pm
by Alya Mizar (Tsybil)
He may be a nutcase, but he has Bush buffaloed.
Good thing for him, and a bad thing for the rest of the world, that Korea has no oil.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:45 pm
by ScarlettPheonix
Like the past 50+years worth of Presidents did any better with either Kim....
Still your right- N.Korea's only redeeming qualities are granite, famine and drought.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:16 am
by Karou Ariyen
rofl I love it xD
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:20 pm
by Alya Mizar (Tsybil)
ScarlettPheonix wrote:Like the past 50+years worth of Presidents did any better with either Kim....
Actually both Clinton and Bush Sr. did much better with N Korea. Our current Boy George spent as much attention on Kim as he did on Osama pre 9/11. The one and only thing that irritates his faithful neocon supporters is his abysmal handling of N Korea.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:45 pm
by Fiye
I have never heard of the Onion, so when I saw this article, my mind just went "Holy crap!"
Of course, when I read down, I laughed my ass off xDDD.
"N.Korea's only redeeming qualities are granite, famine and drought." xDDDDDDD
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:38 am
by Kahvi
/em immediatly goes off to look for that Jackass: North Korea episode she had lying around here somewhere...