MithraPride

It finally happened... my linkshell got into a Maat v. Chuck Norris fight.

Yeah, there's going to be no spiffy video or link or anything. Just a bunch of text. Either way. Enjoy.

Anyways, me and Twista get into an argument after we talk about worshipping gods.

This is how it started off.

I start off by saying Maat would kick Promathia's ass. Because, even if he's a good. A man who can go 10/11 against a RDM is a pretty kick ass person. But, then someone brings up a Chuck Norris joke, and guess what. He says he'd worship Chuck Norris.

Now, a man who can use any Magic Spell, short of Merits and BLU, use any amount of pets, wyverns, and summons, and send you packing with an Asuran Fists. Come on, he'd kick Chuck Norris's ass.

But then he brought up a point. Which I stab SE for.

Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks are widely known for their one shot kills.

And since Maat takes the first hit...

*Cries* My world is crushed!

*Votes for Maat.*

Chuck Norris ages. Maat doesn't. If Maat is smart, he will wait him out. Or at least open up with a Bind, then nuke the bejeezus out of Norris.

Chuck is good but Maat is a big stinky cheater.

Sugami wrote:Chuck is good but Maat is a big stinky cheater.

Hell yeah. He couldn't take me down so the bastard broke my 360.

Besides, at this point, Chucky is older than Maat.

not to mention that in order to fight Maat, Chuck Norris would have to go thru all the level limit break quests.

I heard that behind Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin but a third fist!

I heard that Chuck Norris granted Ray Charles the gift of sight but Ray Charles was like "Hell no, I gots me tha supah powaz when I wuz blinded!" so Chuck Norris walked away and Ray Charles continued his double life. Blind musician by day, crimefighter by night.

True story.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack couldn't Dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.