Why am I furious? "The Secret" is the thing I have been preaching all of my life: Think positive. Why the hell didn't I cash in on this? WHY?!?!

Instead of getting dressed in my modest apartment and going to my job in my modest sedan to come home to my roommate and his Army buddies playing GRAW 2 in the living room I could be living in a mansion having sex with gorgeous European lingerie models on a giant pile of cash before getting dressed, having a gourmet breakfast, and doing whatever I damn well please.
Why didn't I write a novel around my brilliant advice then make a DVD out of it then milk the stupid masses of this world out of their hard-earned cash for common-sense advice, like Dr. Phil does.
