MithraPride

I have a request to make if someone feels up to the challenge. I, myself, am a total noob with things like....sound editing and whatnot. But recently a co-worker of mine gave me an interesting idea. Who here has seen Pulp Fiction? Show of hands? ....good, at least some of you are cultured. Ok, who knows the rapper Lil John, a bonus if you've seen Dave Chapelle's parody of him. Good, this'll do.

Combine the scene in the beginning where Jules Winnfeild (Samuel L. Jackson) is interrogating the guy in the chair, Brett. The scene in which most of what he stuttuers out is "What?". Yeah, replace Brett with Lil John.

I'm hoping for something along the lines of the following.....I had to make slight editing to the way the interrogation went, but I think if this is correctly spliced together, it'd be freaking hilarious. ^.^

Jules Winnfield: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Lil John: What?!

Jules Winnfield: What country you from?

Lil John: What?!

Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Lil John: What?!

Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Lil John: Yeah!

Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying.

Lil John: Yeah!

Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

Lil John: What?!

Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Lil John: ...........What?!

Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?

Lil John: What?!

[Single shot of gunfire.]

Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Lil John: Yeah!

[Multiple shots of gunfire.]

This isn't something you need nerds for. It is something you need an editor for
I used to do that... linear and non linear (avid), however now I'm a chyron duet (character generator) designer.
Just get yourself an editing program.. I wish I had suggestions for you, (but like I said, I've been doing the CG thing for like 8 years). ..
I'm sure there's some kind of "audio incert" function. That's all you gotta do ^^ (ok well there's more but without the editing program, I couldn't even begin to tell you step by step)
Good Luck~!

That would be pretty funny.