MithraPride

Ya know, if you exclude the alcoholism, the violent tendencies, the vicious and merciless beatings, the womanizing, my willingness to blame everyone else for my problems, the fact that my resume is nothing more than a twisted web of lies, the fact that I am pure evil, my hatred of everyone (I call it "Equal Opportunity Racism" because it sounds really nice) so yeah, take everything away from me that makes me me and I am not such a bad person.

Hell, I am actually pleasant if you're the type of person that Eddie Vedder was thinking of when he wrote "Better Man."

I would apologize to Pheonixhawk for the nuclear and Ninja Pirate Monkey attacks, beatings, and for hosting a kegger in his moghouse earlier in the evening, but I think its best if I just run like hell because he's got a good ten levels on me and everyone knows a RDM can kick a WHM's ass any day of the week.

THAT WAS YOU!!! GRRR. I was wondering why my MH was a mess with junk thrown everywhere. Not to mention my Moogle was wasted. Come here you!!! *chases keavy*

*still half drunk*

Kegger.... Cegger.... Caiger...

I looted Caiger Mall and all I got was this lousy Tee Shirt...

*falls asleep again*

Pheonixhawk wrote:THAT WAS YOU!!! GRRR. I was wondering why my MH was a mess with junk thrown everywhere. Not to mention my Moogle was wasted. Come here you!!! *chases keavy*

I BEG OF YOU! Show mercy! My raging alcoholism clouds my judgment.

Oh, and if you're gonna kill me you should know that your Curious George doll...well, this Opo-opo that someone brought in was apparently in heat and...well...

He ain't curious no more.

h-he defiled kevin....NUUUUUUUUU. *Casts Bind on Keavy and casts Fire II repleatedly* BURN BURN!!

*Bursts into flames due to the large amount of alcohol in her system*

{Raise} {Do you need it?}

Kistala wrote:{Raise} {Do you need it?}

No, I'm cool. Thanks for asking.

Objection!

!!you guys are silly!!!