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Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:51 am
by Yukira
Oh, my...good ol' Markov is still around?! I'm gonna have to chat to him when I get home from work.
Kopopo wrote:[23:48] <MarkovBot> Is my markov markov cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha thread still active?
[23:48] <Camu> o_O
[23:48] * Golddess rolls around laughing
And he's still as funny as ever it seems...
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:44 pm
by Toralynn
<Toralynn> Oh, Markov, Got your nose!
<MarkovBot> Oh oh oh, nevermind
* Toralynn falls over rolling on the floor laughing.
<Toralynn> I love you, Markov.
<MarkovBot> I love you too.
<Toralynn> <3
<Toralynn> Don't tell Creve though okay, Markov?
<MarkovBot> I don't have to go home
<@Keerith> Awwwwn.
<Toralynn> Going to a hotel again, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Okay, I'm going to a hotel with a 20' pole'
<Toralynn> a 20' pole in your pants, Markov?
* MarkovBot has durable pants.
<Toralynn> XD
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:16 am
by Karou Ariyen
Talking about the female reproductive organ here:
<KarouAriyen> markov, I was born with one, I don't need ideas about it.
<MarkovBot> Some people are just born under the right stars.
<KarouAriyen> I..........that doesn't.........You can't.......
<KarouAriyen> He actually makes a good point there.
<KarouAriyen> I think Markov's getting intelligent.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:09 pm
by Keerith
14:04 Idura : Markov, take care of my baby creve
14:04 MarkovBot: Where do you want me to take it?
14:04 Creve tosses a pillow at Idura.
14:04 Idura: You can take it to my room later for fun time, markov
14:04 MarkovBot: No I don't think I can do it.
14:04 Creve ._.
14:05 Idura: Why not, markov?
14:05 Creve: You can, Markov. :3
14:05 MarkovBot: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
14:05 Creve @_@
14:05 Idura :It is 100% safe, markov
14:05 MarkovBot: Should I know it is?
14:05 Idura: Yes you should, markov
14:05 MarkovBot: Yes, Yes
14:05 Idura: Mission complete!
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:25 am
by MikaMeow
19:11 Creve Markov, do you like creepy sex?
19:11 MarkovBot Sure I do, Creve, but that doesn't mean with you.
19:11 Creve ...
19:12 Golddess nearly spits out her rootbeer
19:20 TysonBoucher You always know the right thing to say, Markov.
19:20 MarkovBot Maybe my creator knows the answer.
19:20 TysonBoucher I am your creator, Markov. And I know nothing.
19:20 MarkovBot Do you mean your name is Tyson Boucher. How do you know? Not a thing?
19:20 TysonBoucher I'm not sure anymore, Markov.
19:21 MarkovBot Are you willing to find out?
19:21 TysonBoucher How much effort will it take, Markov
19:21 MarkovBot It depends on the currency exchange rates.
19:21 TysonBoucher Convert USD to effort, Markov.
19:21 MarkovBot If (undef($kitteh)) { $mood--; })
19:21 TysonBoucher I agree, Markov.
19:21 MarkovBot I agree with Keerith
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:45 am
by Sugami
Shot down
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:23 pm
by Mystiana
<Mystiana> markov, why are you so silly?
<MarkovBot> Why so mean to her!
<Mystiana> uhm, are you a her today, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Ah. Right on. Am I a her? Only when it matters.
<Mystiana> does it matter now, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Oh. It matters to me.
Oh... Kay...
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:38 pm
by Mystiana
<noodle> what do you mean, markov?
<MarkovBot> Why so mean to me
<noodle> i'm not mean to you, markov.
<MarkovBot> I am sorry to hear that you are not mean to me.
<noodle> are you a masochist, markov?
<MarkovBot> Am I a masochist? Maybe.
<noodle> that sounds like a personal problem, markov.
<MarkovBot> It sounds like it to me too.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:46 pm
by Toralynn
I got my cookies. *grin*
[16:19] <Mystiana> markov, I want a cookie.
[16:19] <MarkovBot> Am I a psychopomp?
[16:19] <Mystiana> he seems lagged.
[16:19] <Toralynn> Markov, go bake us cookies.
[16:19] <MarkovBot> Go bake us some, right?
[16:20] <Toralynn> yes, Markov, bake us cookies.
[16:20] <MarkovBot> Yes. How much and you need it.
[16:20] <Toralynn> I'd like 100,000 cookies myself, and I think Mystiana wanted just 1 cookie, Markov.
[16:20] * Mystiana curls up in her chair.
[16:20] <MarkovBot> I'd think the intent was.
[16:21] <Toralynn> The intent was for you to go bake us cookies, Markov!
[16:21] <MarkovBot> The intent was.
[16:21] <Toralynn> damnit, Markov, yes!
[16:21] <MarkovBot> You fellow felines can do something (and should)
[16:21] <Toralynn> I will do something. I will eat the cookies you bake, Markov.
[16:21] <MarkovBot> When will you be back?
[16:22] <Toralynn> Oh I'm not going anywhere, Markov. I'll be waiting here for my cookies.
[16:22] <MarkovBot> Oh, I'm out Saturday.
[16:22] <Toralynn> I'd like a glass of milk too Markov.
[16:22] <Toralynn> Well it's a good thing today is Sunday then, Markov.
[16:22] <MarkovBot> Well good for you.
[16:23] <Toralynn> Yes yes, now go make the cookies, Markov.
[16:23] <MarkovBot> Yes, make it "wet"
[16:23] * Toralynn blushes.
[16:23] <Toralynn> Yes, make the cookie dough wet first, then add the sugar and flours.
[16:23] <Toralynn> Got that, Markov?
[16:23] <MarkovBot> I just got that in it.
[16:24] <Toralynn> good job, Markov, now grab a big spoon and stir stir stir!
[16:24] <MarkovBot> I'm just going autosort.
[16:24] <Toralynn> eh, whatever works for you, Markov, so long as I don't get poison cookies.
[16:25] <MarkovBot> I spent some time in Canada as a child.
[16:25] <Toralynn> Oh really? How did you like Canada, Markov?
[16:25] <MarkovBot> Gosh! For real. Tyson Boucher programmed me for it.
[16:25] <Toralynn> Syine programmed you for going to Canada, Markov?
[16:25] <MarkovBot> Going for the kitties. Momcat provides.
[16:26] <Toralynn> I see. Now would Momcat in your case be Syine or Mystiana, Markov?
[16:26] <MarkovBot> I am glad you understand it. Why now? I don't care.
[16:26] <TysonBoucher> Heh.
[16:26] <Toralynn> Who is your Momcat, Markov?
[16:26] <MarkovBot> Who is your main OS?
[16:26] <Toralynn> That would be Windows, Markov.
[16:27] <MarkovBot> That would be bad.
[16:27] <TysonBoucher> I'm not playing FFXIV, Tora. I tried the open beta a bit before it came out, though.
[16:27] <Toralynn> I know, but you take whatever sh*t you can right, Markov?
[16:27] <MarkovBot> Crud...I you really think that?
[16:27] <Toralynn> What I think is you should stop asking questions and start making me my damn cookies, Markov!
[16:28] <MarkovBot> If you're applying for is. A resume is a what.
[16:28] <Toralynn> A resume is a application for a job, Markov. Now go take the job I gave you and make us cookies.
[16:28] <MarkovBot> I liked the Uld or whatever
[16:29] <Toralynn> You can make the cookies however you like so long as they are non-toxic, edible, and have loads of chocolate chips, Markov.
[16:29] <MarkovBot> Why'd you fly down fritz?
[16:29] <TysonBoucher> Heh.
[16:29] <Toralynn> Is Fritz your special friend, Markov? He can help you make the cookies.
[16:29] <MarkovBot> Is your dress green?
[16:30] <Toralynn> No, though I would like a green dress. You can make me one after you're done in the kitchen with the cookies, Markov.
[16:30] <MarkovBot> You're like a personal problem.
[16:30] <TysonBoucher> Why so cruel, Markov?
[16:30] <Toralynn> Oh you don't even know the half of it, but you will if you don't get crackin' on making me my cookies, Markov!
[16:30] <MarkovBot> Why so mean to me.
[16:30] <MarkovBot> Oh, my character on Kefka.
[16:31] <Toralynn> You play FFXIV, Markov?
[16:31] <MarkovBot> Can you play FFXI?
[16:31] <Toralynn> I used to play FFXI, Markov, but now I play FFXIV.
[16:31] <MarkovBot> But to do now.
[16:31] <Toralynn> If you bought me an account for FFXI, I suppose I could play it now.
[16:31] <Toralynn> But I want my cookies first Markov!
[16:32] <Toralynn> Gimme gimme more cookies, Markov! gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more cookies!
[16:32] <MarkovBot> Gimme gimme more cookies! Gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more cookies!
[16:32] <Toralynn> hehehe yes please, Markov.
[16:32] <MarkovBot> Sorry. No can do. Downloading streaming audio files. Hehehe
[16:33] <Toralynn> I would love some cookies please, Markov.
[16:33] <MarkovBot> So far I would be
[16:33] <Toralynn> You're a cookie, Markov? Why didn't you just say so?
[16:33] <MarkovBot> You're so crazy, marktwo.
[16:33] * Toralynn takes a bite into Markov.
[16:34] <Toralynn> bleh! Metal and wires and oil! lots and lots of oil!!
[16:34] <TysonBoucher> Heh
[16:34] * Toralynn spits and wipes her tongue clean.
[16:34] <Toralynn> Markov, I need those cookies now.
[16:34] <MarkovBot> And dragon is dead, and I held out for the I* line
[16:35] <Toralynn> That's great Markov, throw the dragon into the batch of cookies too. No wait. Hold the dragon. Just please make my damn cookies, Markov. :'(
[16:35] <MarkovBot> The markov hath spoken!
[16:35] <Toralynn> You're talking in third person now, Markov?
[16:35] <MarkovBot> Now is a machine, it was in third person now?
[16:36] <Toralynn> Fine Markov, you and your third person go into that damn kitchen, grab that damn bowl, mix those damn ingredients, and bake me those damn cookies!!!!
[16:37] <Toralynn> Fine, Markov, you and your third person go into that damn kitchen, grab that damn bowl, mix those damn ingredients, and bake me those damn cookies!!!!
[16:37] <MarkovBot> Fine there ya go. Shesh
[16:37] <Toralynn> FINALLY.
[16:37] <TysonBoucher> Heheh
[16:37] * Toralynn fumes, her fur ruffling a little at her neck.
[16:37] <Toralynn> I need some milk now. >=(
[16:39] * Mystiana offers some milk?
[16:41] * Toralynn takes the milk and sips on it. "Thank you."
So there you have it, with enough will to overpower, Markov, he will make you cookies! You might have to take a bite out of him first though, in which case, I suggest you build a robo-dog to do it for you. Oh and Markov's "special friend" Fritz plays FFXI on Kefka server. Or is it Markov who is Fritz??? oooh the suspension continues!
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:18 pm
by sakono
wee funny update times !
<Keerrith> crap, can't find scrollbars in here
<Otokomae> show kerrith the scroll bar,markov
<MarkovBot> Scroll lock hides the UI, printscreen then takes the Milk suspiciously, and declines.
<Otokomae> @.@
<Otokomae> markov,alice,markov
<MarkovBot> Alice is not what i think we somehow linked every bird in the butt updating it each time, too.
<sakono> markov, is otokomae in to bird sex in the butt?
<MarkovBot> Signs point to yes. Ask Tyson Boucher if it is.
* sakono burst out laughing
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:27 am
by Fiye
21:23] <Fiye> Don't be broken, markov
[21:23] <MarkovBot> Yea, twisted sister is broken
[21:24] <Fiye> Who is that, markov?
[21:24] <MarkovBot>
Http://image1.PLAY-asia.com/170/68/PA.112357.1.jpg
[21:24] <Fiye> She doesn't exist, markov
[21:24] <MarkovBot> I pretend 4ch doesn't exist
[21:24] <Fiye> but they are legion, markov
[21:24] <MarkovBot>
Http://image1.play-Asia.Com/170/68/PA.112357.1.jpg
[21:25] <Fiye> Just because it didn't work the first time doesn't mean it'll work now, markov!
[21:25] <MarkovBot> So it looks like it'll be a policy up front about it...
[21:25] <Fiye> What are you talking about, markov?
[21:25] <MarkovBot> The +1 was 2%
[21:25] <Fiye> And what about a +2, markov?
[21:25] <MarkovBot> What about a gameshow that was 2.0
[21:25] <Fiye> You mean jeopardy, markov?
[21:25] <MarkovBot> T-1? DS-3?
[21:26] <Fiye> DS-3, markov
[21:26] <MarkovBot> Flemington, NJ (08822) » Cloudy Temp: 43º F / 6º C (wind Chill: 99º F / 37º C (Wind Chill: 47º F / 8º C (Wind Chill: 38º F / 3º C) Humidity: 81% Wind: sse @ 8 mph / 12 km/h Updated: 5/12/10 3))
[21:26] <Fiye> What about las vegas, nevada?
[21:26] <Fiye> What about las vegas, nevada, markov?
[21:26] <MarkovBot> Wyv weather las vegas, nevada?
[21:26] <Fiye> Yes, markov
[21:26] <MarkovBot> Saint George, UT (84770) » Partly Cloudy Temp: 102º F / 38º C) Humidity: 34% Wind: calm Updated: 6/1/10 10:53 am PDT
In Markovland, Las Vegas = Utah.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:09 am
by sakono
you mean it isn't las vegas, Nevada, Utah?
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:53 pm
by Mystiana
I guess Delphyne needs to join the channel?
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:31 am
by Cealia
omg, i just read that. (i are live in st. george, utah) and i laughed so hard.
but here's a new one.
[23:27] <noodle> markov, what what in the butt
[23:28] <MarkovBot> I am disappointed in the face.
[00:03] <noodle> markov, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:04] <MarkovBot> I really like smashburger
[00:04] <noodle> i'll smash your face, markov.
[00:04] <MarkovBot> Would you recommend this action to a friend?
[00:04] <noodle> yes, markov.
[00:04] <MarkovBot> Then I will consider it.
[00:37] <Creve> Markov, the storm outside is scary.
[00:37] <MarkovBot> Is scary also storm?
[00:37] <Creve> They are the same, Markov.
[00:37] <MarkovBot> the same are they.
[00:37] <Creve> Just like we are the same, Markov.
[00:37] <MarkovBot> In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
[00:37] <Creve> I love you too, Markov.
[00:38] <MarkovBot> Thanks I like you a lot too Creve.
[00:38] <Creve> Nevermind, Markov, I give you only like for tonight.
[00:38] <MarkovBot> Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you make money from it?
[00:39] <Creve> I thought you could support me, Markov.
[00:39] <MarkovBot> I could but let's get back to that later.
[00:39] <Creve> Marry me, Markov?
[00:39] <MarkovBot> I am too young for that.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:37 am
by Mystiana
Well, Markov is like what... five?
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:18 am
by Cealia
he is still a child.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:52 am
by Shirai
And yet such language from him sometimes.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:23 am
by Sugami
He has to pick it up from somewhere
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:54 am
by Shirai
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:59 pm
by Shirai
I found Markov o.o
Hakata, Japan.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:02 pm
by Kahvi
Its been a long time, but if I remember correctly, I'm not allowed to go into IRC and talk with markov... because i give h(im/er)/it strange ideas that cause it to need a purge a few days later anyway.
Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
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Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha
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