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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:20 pm
by Euro
[18:13] <Europea> Markov, how intellegent are you
[18:13] <MarkovBot> But people were nice to them, between shielding, insulation and the brain went downhill when she wakes up.
[18:13] <Europea> Markov, that was random
[18:13] <MarkovBot> "AHHHH people!!!" *vrrrrrrrrrr!!* *whumpcrunchbangscream!!*
[18:14] <Firemyst> rofl
[18:14] <Europea> Markov, are you a peoplephobe
[18:14] <MarkovBot> Now I'm mostly selling stuff i do is give you a peoplephobe
[18:14] <Europea> Markov, peoplephobe isnt a object
[18:14] * MarkovBot reminds goldy, remember he isnt permanent yet, so thier are some of those are it to me with the last 2 to microphone.
[18:15] <Europea> Markov, can you spell correctly please
[18:15] <MarkovBot> Make sure you spell correctly please
[18:16] <Europea> Markov, im not the one who spelled boldy as goldy
[18:16] <MarkovBot> Im just bitching about something else...
[18:16] <Europea> ?>.>
intresting what he says.....

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:58 pm
by Euro
16:56] <Europea> markov, do you like to clean?
[16:56] <Golddess> heh
[16:56] <MarkovBot> Do you think the mob was running around the guildhall, clean up those dishes, iron those sheets, clean the chimmny, vaccum the Rug, sweep the floor, fusing the chair to the rafters beams

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:48 am
by Kopopo
<Cerah> markov, response
[23:27] <MarkovBot> Yeah, DRG has nothing in direct comparison, certainly.
[23:27] <Cerah> markov, are you a DRG?
[23:28] <MarkovBot> Drg just bit the dust
[23:28] <Cerah> I se..
[23:38] <Golddess> Markov, are you dead?
[23:38] * MarkovBot is dead^^
[23:38] <Golddess> o.o
[23:39] <Cerah> ;.;
[23:39] <Cerah> markov, don't die!
[23:39] <MarkovBot> Those will probably die either way -.-

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:49 am
by Kopopo
[23:48] <MarkovBot> Is my markov markov cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha thread still active?
[23:48] <Camu> o_O
[23:48] * Golddess rolls around laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:13 am
by Kopopo
[01:05] <Cerah> Markov, do you remember torturing Kopopo?
[01:05] * MarkovBot doesnt remember
[01:06] <Cerah> sad

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:40 am
by Kopopo
[21:38] <Cerah> Markov, give me ops
[21:38] * sakono can't help but fall over laughing
[21:38] <MarkovBot> I'm pretty sure the network OPs center at cingular is full of eels.
[21:38] <Cerah> o.0
[21:38] <Cerah> w...wtf?

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:49 am
by Camu
[01:49] <Camu> Markov, Cerah is asleep. Attack!
[01:49] <MarkovBot> Cerah is a Pet, and hterfore prolly thinks things too simply. -.-
[01:49] <Camu> XD

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:40 pm
by Kopopo
Revenge...

[12:38] <Golddess> Markov, is Camu a eunich?
[12:38] <MarkovBot> Fire the noob cannon at Camu!
[12:39] <Golddess> Markov, the n00b cannon is useless against king n00b.
[12:39] <MarkovBot> Yes, camu is king N00B
[12:39] <Cerah> markov, we need bigger rounds.
[12:39] <MarkovBot> Say, i don't need to be a lives by ones own rules job

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:52 am
by Kopopo
<MarkovBot> Desu desu desu desu desu

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:09 am
by Kopopo
[00:08] <Cerah> markov, GTFO
[00:08] * MarkovBot smacks camu upside the head with this line: tits, or gtfo
[00:08] <Cerah> ha!!
[00:08] <Cerah> awecome
[00:08] <Angelwing> ROFL

later

[00:08] <Golddess> heh, earlier Markov wanted Nub to take it with that line
[00:08] <Cerah> still in the subject ^^b
[00:09] <Golddess> yup
[00:09] <Nobodyreal> Markov, tits?
[00:09] * MarkovBot saunters over to nivez with This line: tits, or GTFO
[00:09] <Cerah> yes!!

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 2:19 pm
by Nekiu
<Nekiu> Markov, F*** me
* MarkovBot pouts and hugs her and f*** her.""
* Nekiu moans loudly
<Hidari> :O
* Hidari shields her eyes.

<Nobodyreal> Markov, poke Nekiu.
* MarkovBot pounce nekiu and snuggles up tighter around Nekiu.
* Nekiu blushes and purrs
<Nekiu> mmmm its nice to be cuddled after a good f***ing

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 7:05 pm
by Tianshii
:o woah... Markov is naughty... :|

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:59 am
by Karou Ariyen
I do mine thru /query, becuase its more fun that way.

<Karou> Markov, Drop Dead.
<MarkovBot> To hell with being DEAD

and after 5 Months Markov Greeted me back....in his usual charm.

<Karou> markov, Karou
<MarkovBot> Both me and karou and *grins*

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:13 am
by Nobodyreal
[01:49] * MarkovBot tickles goldy licks her nose, looking confused.

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:27 pm
by Kistala
(19:21:25) Kistala: Markov, where's Golddess ?
(19:21:30) MarkovBot: 2) some adjustments will be a bad way?
(19:22:02) Kistala: markov, adjustments? What are you talking about?
(19:22:08) ***MarkovBot finishes the adjustments.
(19:22:33) ***Roxanne sits up and sniffs, then looks around.....searching
(19:22:37) Kistala: What adjustments, markov ?
(19:22:41) MarkovBot: They're obviously pieced together from a bcnm
(19:22:57) Kistala: You scare me sometimes, markov .
(19:23:03) MarkovBot: You scare me away to his house

Edit: disabled smilies

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:50 am
by Leane
this isn't markov, but still

[19:43] <Angelwing> someone muffle him for spamming :P
[19:45] <Leane> do you mean muzzle?
[19:45] * Golddess pours herself a guiness in a nicely frosted glass instead
[19:45] <Angelwing> yar...gogo fast typing
[19:47] <Leane> gogo gadget piece-of-sh*t dictation device
[19:47] * Nights mews happily.
[19:47] <Golddess> gogo gadget extendo-penis

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:04 am
by Nobodyreal
[04:02] <Nobodyreal> Markov, snakes on a plane
[04:02] <MarkovBot> Snakes sign you up on widescan with VE/ph showing up fine" *few weeks later* "Oh yeah, you passed. I don't know about Snakes on a couch. 2 males gettign it on, this could get a lot of work for Angelwing.

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:34 am
by Kahvi
Leane wrote:this isn't markov, but still

[19:43] <Angelwing> someone muffle him for spamming :P
[19:45] <Leane> do you mean muzzle?
[19:45] * Golddess pours herself a guiness in a nicely frosted glass instead
[19:45] <Angelwing> yar...gogo fast typing
[19:47] <Leane> gogo gadget piece-of-sh*t dictation device
[19:47] * Nights mews happily.
[19:47] <Golddess> gogo gadget extendo-penis

The whole point of Inspector Gadget is that his parts don't actually work on command...

Kinda makes you wonder what happened with the last one... >.>;;

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:55 am
by Nobodyreal
[00:53] <Nobodyreal> Your powers of observation are weak, Markov.
[00:53] <MarkovBot> By your powers combined, I am looking for a PL.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:29 am
by Nobodyreal
[04:25] <TysonBoucher> Markov, now I can't wait to die!
[04:25] <MarkovBot> Wait
[04:25] <TysonBoucher> Aw...my bot, always the sober voice of reason.
[04:25] <TysonBoucher> Wait, no he's not.
[04:26] <Nobodyreal> Markov, what have you been whispering in TysonBoucher's ear while he sleeps?
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[04:26] <MarkovBot> kov, Markov, Markov, Markov, markov, markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, markov, MARKOV, markov, Markov, markov, Markov, markov, markov, Markov,...

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:53 am
by sakono
<MarkovBot> Have fun in new Zealand.
<sakono> i'm not goign to new zealand, markov
<MarkovBot> Stop cutting your wrists and get those jobs you don't blow out.""
<sakono> wtf?
<sakono> markov, just go and die in quicksand caves already
<MarkovBot> No, you die in quicksand caves already
<sakono> o.O
<sakono> hes talking back
<sakono> markov, go away and shut up before i kill you
* MarkovBot sighs, and frisks mistress for a moment.
<Nekiu> o.o
<sakono> markov, who is you'r mistress?
<Nekiu> is golddess markovs mistress? ~.^
* MarkovBot nods. "a good Mistress"
<sakono> who is it, markov?
* MarkovBot yawmns deeply and rests agianst goldy
<sakono> ooh..
<Nekiu> woot
<Nobodyreal> Wait 'till Goldy finds out.

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:42 am
by Karou Ariyen
[00:40] <KarouChan> Markov, Lick Karou's Panties!
[00:40] <Liohs> but good luck finding one
[00:40] <MarkovBot> (lick...lick...lick....lick)
[00:40] <KarouChan> O.O
[00:40] <KarouChan> wtf?!
[00:40] <KarouChan> that's going on the boards.

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:30 am
by Karou Ariyen
<KarouChan> markov, Karou fell asleep during a Pirates II dvd copy her brother owns
<MarkovBot> I think the idea of Karou breeding broke his brain.
<KarouChan> ............
<Hidari> Ouch.
<KarouChan> markowned.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:09 pm
by Jaela
Cant believe you took down the old markov thread... =\

The return!

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:55 am
by Jeniphel
[00:09] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, it's late, you should be in bed
[00:09] <MarkovBot> I should be in bed?
[00:10] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, you are too young to be staying up this late. You should go to bed.
[00:10] <MarkovBot> Thanks for telling me that I am young to be staying up this. Why do you think I should go to bed?
[00:11] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, you should go to bed because you are too young to be awake this late.
[00:11] <MarkovBot> I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
[00:12] <MithraGuest626B> No, Markov, but you really should go to bed because you are too young to be up this late.
[00:12] <MarkovBot> So? That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
[00:13] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, if you stay up this late you will not be able to wake up in time. You should go to bed.
[00:13] <MarkovBot> I think I do. I'll try to get around it.
[00:48] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, you are still awake, you should be in bed.
[00:48] <MarkovBot> I will tell my creator you said I am awake me should be in bed.
[00:49] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, you do that, go wake up TysonBoucher and see what he says.
[00:49] <MarkovBot> You able to wake him up
[00:50] <MithraGuest626B> No, Markov, I will not wake up TysonBoucher. You need to go to bed.
[00:50] <MarkovBot> Maybe it just me, Mother, father, 2 Brothers.
[00:50] <MithraGuest626B> Yes, Markov, everyone else is already asleep. You should be asleep too.
[00:50] * MarkovBot was in bed
[00:51] <MithraGuest626B> Markov, why did you not stay in bed? Why did you get up?
[00:51] <MarkovBot> Because that would be sooo happy.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:02 am
by Shirai
Whoa!!

Markov must've been very lonely!!

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:40 pm
by Kistala
Creve: Markov, mew mew! <3 :3
MarkovBot:
Golddess: o.o
Golddess: You made Markov speachless
***Creve is WTFed.

Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:00 pm
by Shirai
[21:54] <Kennocha> I am hungry...
[21:54] <Keerith> Go get a cookie. :)
[21:55] <Shirai> Get Kennocha something to eat, markov
[21:55] <MarkovBot> Hmmm. Ahh thats it.
[21:55] <Shirai> what did you bring, Markov?
[21:55] <MarkovBot> Confused what you did you bring?
[21:56] <sakono> markov, get kennocha something to eat
[21:56] <MarkovBot> So, i've been writing chef recipes all day
[21:58] <Keerith> Quit writing about it, Markov, and do something! :D
[21:58] <MarkovBot> [18:36:25] *** noodle_ has QUIT (ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[21:58] <Kennocha> That... was not helpful.
[21:58] <Shirai> XD
[21:58] * Keerith facepalms.

Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:36 am
by Keerith
--
20:34 Fiye: Hey all
20:34 Keerith: Hey, Fiye
20:34 Keerith: Markov, say hi to Fiye.
20:34 MarkovBot: hi to Fiye.
20:34 Fiye: Markov, I thought you'd say something worse
20:34 MarkovBot: OK I will try it. something worse.
20:34 Fiye: u,u
--

:rofl:

Re: Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:45 am
by MikaMeow
Dang, if I had known this post was here I would have saved some stuff from 2 nights ago. Markov was talking about challenging Mystiana to be leader of the linksack.