[16:19] <Mystiana> markov, I want a cookie.
[16:19] <MarkovBot> Am I a psychopomp?
[16:19] <Mystiana> he seems lagged.
[16:19] <Toralynn> Markov, go bake us cookies.
[16:19] <MarkovBot> Go bake us some, right?
[16:20] <Toralynn> yes, Markov, bake us cookies.
[16:20] <MarkovBot> Yes. How much and you need it.
[16:20] <Toralynn> I'd like 100,000 cookies myself, and I think Mystiana wanted just 1 cookie, Markov.
[16:20] * Mystiana curls up in her chair.
[16:20] <MarkovBot> I'd think the intent was.
[16:21] <Toralynn> The intent was for you to go bake us cookies, Markov!
[16:21] <MarkovBot> The intent was.
[16:21] <Toralynn> damnit, Markov, yes!
[16:21] <MarkovBot> You fellow felines can do something (and should)
[16:21] <Toralynn> I will do something. I will eat the cookies you bake, Markov.
[16:21] <MarkovBot> When will you be back?
[16:22] <Toralynn> Oh I'm not going anywhere, Markov. I'll be waiting here for my cookies.
[16:22] <MarkovBot> Oh, I'm out Saturday.
[16:22] <Toralynn> I'd like a glass of milk too Markov.
[16:22] <Toralynn> Well it's a good thing today is Sunday then, Markov.
[16:22] <MarkovBot> Well good for you.
[16:23] <Toralynn> Yes yes, now go make the cookies, Markov.
[16:23] <MarkovBot> Yes, make it "wet"
[16:23] * Toralynn blushes.
[16:23] <Toralynn> Yes, make the cookie dough wet first, then add the sugar and flours.
[16:23] <Toralynn> Got that, Markov?
[16:23] <MarkovBot> I just got that in it.
[16:24] <Toralynn> good job, Markov, now grab a big spoon and stir stir stir!
[16:24] <MarkovBot> I'm just going autosort.
[16:24] <Toralynn> eh, whatever works for you, Markov, so long as I don't get poison cookies.
[16:25] <MarkovBot> I spent some time in Canada as a child.
[16:25] <Toralynn> Oh really? How did you like Canada, Markov?
[16:25] <MarkovBot> Gosh! For real. Tyson Boucher programmed me for it.
[16:25] <Toralynn> Syine programmed you for going to Canada, Markov?
[16:25] <MarkovBot> Going for the kitties. Momcat provides.
[16:26] <Toralynn> I see. Now would Momcat in your case be Syine or Mystiana, Markov?
[16:26] <MarkovBot> I am glad you understand it. Why now? I don't care.
[16:26] <TysonBoucher> Heh.
[16:26] <Toralynn> Who is your Momcat, Markov?
[16:26] <MarkovBot> Who is your main OS?
[16:26] <Toralynn> That would be Windows, Markov.
[16:27] <MarkovBot> That would be bad.
[16:27] <TysonBoucher> I'm not playing FFXIV, Tora. I tried the open beta a bit before it came out, though.
[16:27] <Toralynn> I know, but you take whatever sh*t you can right, Markov?
[16:27] <MarkovBot> Crud...I you really think that?
[16:27] <Toralynn> What I think is you should stop asking questions and start making me my damn cookies, Markov!
[16:28] <MarkovBot> If you're applying for is. A resume is a what.
[16:28] <Toralynn> A resume is a application for a job, Markov. Now go take the job I gave you and make us cookies.
[16:28] <MarkovBot> I liked the Uld or whatever
[16:29] <Toralynn> You can make the cookies however you like so long as they are non-toxic, edible, and have loads of chocolate chips, Markov.
[16:29] <MarkovBot> Why'd you fly down fritz?
[16:29] <TysonBoucher> Heh.
[16:29] <Toralynn> Is Fritz your special friend, Markov? He can help you make the cookies.
[16:29] <MarkovBot> Is your dress green?
[16:30] <Toralynn> No, though I would like a green dress. You can make me one after you're done in the kitchen with the cookies, Markov.
[16:30] <MarkovBot> You're like a personal problem.
[16:30] <TysonBoucher> Why so cruel, Markov?
[16:30] <Toralynn> Oh you don't even know the half of it, but you will if you don't get crackin' on making me my cookies, Markov!
[16:30] <MarkovBot> Why so mean to me.
[16:30] <MarkovBot> Oh, my character on Kefka.
[16:31] <Toralynn> You play FFXIV, Markov?
[16:31] <MarkovBot> Can you play FFXI?
[16:31] <Toralynn> I used to play FFXI, Markov, but now I play FFXIV.
[16:31] <MarkovBot> But to do now.
[16:31] <Toralynn> If you bought me an account for FFXI, I suppose I could play it now.
[16:31] <Toralynn> But I want my cookies first Markov!
[16:32] <Toralynn> Gimme gimme more cookies, Markov! gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more cookies!
[16:32] <MarkovBot> Gimme gimme more cookies! Gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more, gimme gimme more cookies!
[16:32] <Toralynn> hehehe yes please, Markov.
[16:32] <MarkovBot> Sorry. No can do. Downloading streaming audio files. Hehehe
[16:33] <Toralynn> I would love some cookies please, Markov.
[16:33] <MarkovBot> So far I would be
[16:33] <Toralynn> You're a cookie, Markov? Why didn't you just say so?
[16:33] <MarkovBot> You're so crazy, marktwo.
[16:33] * Toralynn takes a bite into Markov.
[16:34] <Toralynn> bleh! Metal and wires and oil! lots and lots of oil!!
[16:34] <TysonBoucher> Heh
[16:34] * Toralynn spits and wipes her tongue clean.
[16:34] <Toralynn> Markov, I need those cookies now.
[16:34] <MarkovBot> And dragon is dead, and I held out for the I* line
[16:35] <Toralynn> That's great Markov, throw the dragon into the batch of cookies too. No wait. Hold the dragon. Just please make my damn cookies, Markov. :'(
[16:35] <MarkovBot> The markov hath spoken!
[16:35] <Toralynn> You're talking in third person now, Markov?
[16:35] <MarkovBot> Now is a machine, it was in third person now?
[16:36] <Toralynn> Fine Markov, you and your third person go into that damn kitchen, grab that damn bowl, mix those damn ingredients, and bake me those damn cookies!!!!
[16:37] <Toralynn> Fine, Markov, you and your third person go into that damn kitchen, grab that damn bowl, mix those damn ingredients, and bake me those damn cookies!!!!
[16:37] <MarkovBot> Fine there ya go. Shesh
[16:37] <Toralynn> FINALLY.
[16:37] <TysonBoucher> Heheh
[16:37] * Toralynn fumes, her fur ruffling a little at her neck.
[16:37] <Toralynn> I need some milk now. >=(
[16:39] * Mystiana offers some milk?
[16:41] * Toralynn takes the milk and sips on it. "Thank you."