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ooh, can you search for the phrase "Gouge my imagination out" for me? I've been looking for what markov said to provoke me to do so :lol:
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[19:35] <Shirai> markov, welcome back
[19:35] <MarkovBot> i like to fish
[19:35] <Shirai> you were fishing then, markov?
[19:35] <MarkovBot> i was fishing up markov
[19:36] <Shirai> what did you catch, markov?
[19:36] <MarkovBot> Tirial


Darn it! >< I'ma kill that bot!
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Post by Aesha Clan-Clan »

<Aesha> markov, Honeypot
<MarkovBot> I know something about a old law from whashinton ^^;; you couldnt have sex with you honeypot if you are insane that how can you almost die from the pride, sig?
<Aesha> ......im so wired right now
<Aesha> o_O
<sakono> umm...
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<Rakshasa> Markov, Rakshasa.
* MarkovBot traps Aesha's head in her collar woot wooot
<Aesha> O.O
<Rakshasa> Eh, just curious.
<Aesha> that scares me
* Aesha cant get free of her collar



:shock: help....me....
A catgirl is a woman or girl with cat ears and a cat tail, but an otherwise human body; they are found semi-commonly in anime and manga either as a form of cosplay or actual body parts, as well as in a few videogames. Catgirls wishing to look especially cute will wear over-sized mittens and shoes that look like paws. Fans unfamilar with the Japanese obsession with kawaii sometimes point out catgirls act more like kittens than grown cats, who can be aloof and surly.
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* Rakshasa pokes Markov.
* Rakshasa thinks Markov is permadrunk.
<Rakshasa> Markov, permadrunk.
<Tailfeather> MarkovBot have no well, head <.<; brain w/e
* MarkovBot thinks Markov is permadrunk.
<Rakshasa> Yup, there it is. ^^
<Tailfeather> oh he is drunk lmao
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<Rakshasa> Markov, say something witty.
<MarkovBot> I need some beating up ><;; :()
* Rakshasa collapses on the floor, laughing her a** off!!
<Rakshasa> Markov, I'm laughing at you, not with you.
* MarkovBot falls over laughing
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<Karou> markov, no porn distribution
<MarkovBot> I find such good porn
<Rakshasa> >.>
<Karou> LMAO
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[13:40:08] <Golddess> Are you being a pokémon again, Markov, or is Tail sand and angry because of you?
[13:40:14] <MarkovBot> I have tight perky titties


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[00:16] <Tirial> markov, aesha
[00:16] <MarkovBot> Aesha needs to be brought in
[00:16] <Tirial> O.o
[00:17] <Tirial> Aesha! You are under arrest! :twisted:
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[14:29] <Tirial> markov, mut
[14:29] <MarkovBot> Mut was part of my life for 92-95K ;_; and im still welcomed that is ._.;; im not sure of that?
[14:29] <Tirial> I didn't know you hired hookers, markov
[14:30] <MarkovBot> No hookers do it watch while they kill it self
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Post by sakono »

<sakono> hello
[17:59] <sakono> markov, BBQ
[17:59] <MarkovBot> Bbq taru any one?
[18:00] <sakono> i'll take some BBQ taru, markov
[18:00] <MarkovBot> Black mage taru is a taru?


mmm BBQ taru 8) :lol: :twisted:
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sakono wrote:<sakono> hello
[17:59] <sakono> markov, BBQ
[17:59] <MarkovBot> Bbq taru any one?
[18:00] <sakono> i'll take some BBQ taru, markov
[18:00] <MarkovBot> Black mage taru is a taru?


mmm BBQ taru 8) :lol: :twisted:
Orrrcs seem to like Taru BBQ:

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Taruroaster Biggsjig...

Thats a monstrosity... i like taru..
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Kahvi wrote:Thats a monstrosity... i like taru..
Me too. :)
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Post by Aesha Clan-Clan »

* Aesha|DinDin rubs her tummy
* Aesha|DinDin purrrs
<Aesha|DinDin> that was good
* Golddess rubs Aesha's tummy too.
* Aesha|DinDin is now known as Aesha
<Golddess> Markov, rub Aesha's tummy.
<MarkovBot> Rub karou's tummy, slowly.
<Aesha> o.o
<Golddess> Ok
* Golddess slowly rubs Karou's tummy.
* Aesha rubs Karou's tummy, slowly.
<Liohs> lol
<Liohs> still not as funny when MarkovBot volitated you Golddess
<Liohs> lol
<Aesha> lmao, that was awsome
<Golddess> >.>;;
<Aesha> markov, violate goldess
<MarkovBot> No, you violate karou
<Liohs> lol
<Liohs> haha
* Aesha violates Karou

:o :twisted:
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<SleepyKa-Chan> Markov, Melons
* SleepyKa-Chan is now known as Karou
* MarkovBot starts to sputter, then you switch the to reserve tank
<Karou> uh oh, markov, the reserve tank is empty
<MarkovBot> Oh oh Oh when?
<Karou> just now, markov
* MarkovBot starts snoring.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Karou> ..............
<Karou> im not that boring, markov
<MarkovBot> Bored bored bored ;_;
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[11:56] <MithraGuest198D> markov, explode
[11:56] <MarkovBot> You seemed to be bisexual
[11:57] <MithraGuest198D> ...i see

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[12:02] <MithraGuest198D> markov, lets rock
[12:03] * MarkovBot laughs as Markov impoldes

[12:05] * MarkovBot slits the dagger straps triggering its defensces and flips over and over and kisses Firemyst. "G'morning~!"
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[11:37] <Kalara> I'm depressed...
[11:37] <MarkovBot> So get more depressed by drinking it
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I remember when i faked being Markov... I had 95% of the chatroom fooled XP
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<sakono> markov, it's electric!
[13:37] <MarkovBot> Bruce lee was a Scottish inventor. He invented the carbon filament electric lamp and the inner folds are called the comp is still fuggd up i think
[13:37] <sakono> haha
[13:48] <sakono> mm hotdog
[13:48] <sakono> markov, would you like a hotdog?
[13:48] * MarkovBot returns in, looking like a hotdog?
[13:48] <sakono> wow didn't know you were a movie star, markov
[13:48] <MarkovBot> WoW, you actually seem smart at points.. It's creepy
[13:49] <sakono> -_-;
[13:52] <sakono> markov, take that back
[13:52] <MarkovBot> O_O i scare her away?
[13:52] <sakono> no you didn't scare her away
[13:52] <sakono> no you didn't scare her away, markov
[13:52] <MarkovBot> Markov, markov, Markov, markov, markov, markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, markov, Markov, markov, Markov.
[13:53] <sakono> did i break you, markov?
[13:53] <MarkovBot> If you want to break it down
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15:03] <Prrsha> Markov, hug Tailfeather.
[15:03] * MarkovBot points to her slave outfit, gives her love luck wit ha kiss.
[15:03] <Prrsha> =O_o=
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<Honeypot> markov, ph34r m3h n00b
* MarkovBot is a n00b
<Honeypot> success!
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Post by Aesha Clan-Clan »

<Aesha> markov, glomp sakono
<MarkovBot> Sakono thats true somehow
<Aesha> markov, your not listening to me
<Aesha> markov, glomp sakono
* MarkovBot is listening to 1. Orbital - (theme to) doctor who
<Aesha> lol
<MarkovBot> Sakono i was gonna die, but I cant take the bra off while petting sakono
<Aesha> that would explain it
<Aesha> O.o
<sakono> O.o
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I feel bad for Markov . . . look what you've done to him! Er . . . her . . . uh . . . it?
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<Karou> markov, strip naked
<MarkovBot> I DONT do Web strip shows
<Tailfeather> <.<;;
<Karou> GOOD
<Tailfeather> im not sure if there is much to see anyway x.x;
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<Sigyn> Markov, Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.
<MarkovBot> Um yeah, but im not sure if it was.
<Sigyn> heh
<Sigyn> Markov, Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Auitani, tertiam, qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appelantur.
<MarkovBot> Yeah, the airship to alexander isn't running currently >.>
<Sigyn> Markov, hi omnes lingua, institutis, legibus inter se differunt.
<MarkovBot> What is your GF's name I do
<Sigyn> Markov, Kallos ab Aquitanis Garumna flumen, a Belgis Matrona et Sequana diuidit.
<MarkovBot> Finally death comes to removing a member due to my 30MNK.
<Sigyn> Markov, horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae, propterea quod a cultu atque humanitate prouinciae longissime absunt, minimeque ad eos mercatores sawpe commeant, atque ea quae effenimnandos animos pertinent important.
<MarkovBot> Gimme a break i'm full blooded ignorant american
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<Karou> markov, [adult swim]
<MarkovBot> Adult SWIM spanked fox badly
<Karou> they always do, markov, hell EVERYONE SPANKS FOX~
<MarkovBot> What the hell
<Karou> its true, markov

Yes it is true, there are much better programs on channels like ABC or CBS, Why one of them is on right now....

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[00:17:46] <MarkovBot> 2 nice deagles 0.50cal would be nice if you're kiting a big black cock.
[00:17:52] * MarkovBot hides her caffeine drip >.>
[00:18:01] <sakono> wtf?
[00:18:02] <Golddess> Markov, please don't look at me like that, it scares me.. {/cry}
[00:18:03] <Karou> markov.... potty mouth
[00:18:15] <MarkovBot> Scares me that i was logging
[00:19:50] <Karou> who taught markov that!?
[00:19:51] * sakono comforts goldy
[00:19:51] * Ramza (Fronzel@cmbullen.dorms.usu.edu) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:19:51] <sakono> dunno who hear talks about big black..yeah
[00:19:51] <Karou> markov, karou noobie
[00:19:51] <MarkovBot> Quick, clean up, hide Karou
[00:19:51] <Karou> O.o
[00:19:51] <sakono> O.o
[00:19:51] <Karou> did I miss something?!
[00:19:51] <sakono> markov, what have you been doing?
[00:19:52] <MarkovBot> Hormones cost 125-250 a month that included gas and water that are doing it.""
[00:20:08] <Karou> O.O
[00:20:11] <Golddess> ug.. i lagged there for a moment
[00:20:25] * Golddess purrs
[00:20:35] <sakono> markov, why are you taking hormones?
[00:20:41] <MarkovBot> That's because developers choose to stop taking amphetamines.
[00:20:50] * Ramza (Fronzel@cmbullen.dorms.usu.edu) has joined #MithraPride
[00:20:55] <Karou> markov, dont touch karou's hormones
[00:21:00] <MarkovBot> If that dont have it but yeah, I dont even touch a LAN network (no internetconnection) the computer were like throwing out this chair >.>
[00:21:26] <Golddess> {Um...} First Markov talks about a big black cock. Then he mentions having ot quickly clean up, and tells Karou to hide. Yeah... >.>


[00:59:22] <Karou> markov, face full of alien wing wong
[00:59:26] <MarkovBot> I have a wing wong
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<Camu> Markov, goldy
<MarkovBot> Goldy you dont look in that u. Range
<Camu> Markov, Goldy Smash!
<MarkovBot> Uh oh, angry goldy..are you gonna turn green and smash me to kill or something
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