MithraPride

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:16 am**

In lue of a short survey given to me by a friend, I have begun to think about this, and thusly, I have started the "Funny ways to describe your love for someone" thread. It begins with my idea of love...

My love for you is like a perfectly made cup of cocoa, with whipped cream, a slight taste of marshmellow, and caramel... murr....

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:38 am**

My love for you is like a truck, berserker....

Would you like some making f***, berserker...

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:41 am**

JediKitsune wrote:My love for you is like a truck, berserker....

Would you like some making f***, berserker...

"Did he just say making f***?"

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:54 pm**

In case I've lost someone along the way, the rules of this game are simple. You must write a line (or two or too many) to someone, an unknown, unnamed, and possible made up person, declaring your love for them. It cannot be generic

I.E: I would give up the moon for you

or: My love for you is like a dozen roses.

We get those a lot, folks, so be unique. IT HAS TO BE UNIQUE X3 otherwise, the evil fairy will come and bop you with her wand 'o disentary >.>

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:48 pm**

My one and only flower, my goddess of love, shine apon me with your light and be with me forever..........

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:51 pm**

I love you as the roses love fresh horse poo.

That kind of thing?

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:05 pm**

Something like...

I love you like Vin Diesel loves the screams of innocent children?

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:27 pm**

so.. you mean something like:

my love for you lingers in my heart like the scent of puke and S*** at a truck stop bathroom.

is that what you mean?

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:12 pm**

My love for you is like a never ending spiral of pain and misery, that can only continue until the end of all existance on the planet. Thus causing a massive wave of post nuclear death and castrophony that could only... Ooops sry. was thinking about how I feel about my job.

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:39 am**

My love for you is like when you hear the perfect note in that one song thats been stuck in your head driving your crazy with passion.

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:27 pm**

JediKitsune wrote:Something like...

I love you like Vin Diesel loves the screams of innocent children?

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:56 am**

Kahvi wrote:so.. you mean something like:

my love for you lingers in my heart like the scent of puke and S*** at a truck stop bathroom.

is that what you mean?

I want to add one but I'll NEVER top that!

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:15 am**

I love you like a fat kid loves cake