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LOL
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:48 am
by Blackroses
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:11 am
by Kahvi
That is just so wrong on so many levels...
i laughed so hard my eyes hurt.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:16 am
by Blackroses
Come on, i mean is chuck norris that bad ass. Ive seen his movies, and honestly I think Jackie Chan could give him a whoopin. But when she yelled "HOLY BUCKETS OF CRAYFISH" I just couldnt help but laugh.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:27 am
by Kahvi
The only reason Chuck is so bad ass is because he was in some movie with Bruce Lee.
but if J. Chan had to fignt C. Norris, both in thier prime, I'd say it would be even. Maybe Chuck would pull ahead late because half way through the fight they would realize that they should not be fighting eachother and join forces to beat up carrot top, pauly shore and gallager.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:06 am
by Sylphine
Geez.......I got it why you said "LOL"
HOLY BUCKETS OF CRAYFISH!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:01 am
by Sugami
Who the fudge is carrot top?
Way of the Dragon, I believe is the Bruce Lee film he was in. The only about the small restaurant Bruce was helping out. Bad guys get Chuck in to kick Bruce's ass and he's winning at the start until Bruce changes his style to Jeet Kun Do and jumps on Chuck's back
anyway I digress...
T'is funny
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:44 pm
by Keavy
Because it needs to be posted:
Ninja training!
Carrot Top is/was a crappy comedian who annoyed the hell out of everyone.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:59 pm
by Kessa
Guivre has eaten poor little me before. I hope I gave him a huge hairball
But that comic is damn funny.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:58 pm
by Bitneko
When I'm mad at someone, I tell them to lvl in Kuftal Tunnel.
THAT is why. ^^
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:34 pm
by Kahvi
And all those ninja after that clip was posted were executed for being caught on film.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:04 pm
by Blackroses
Chuck Norris only has 3 good moves anyway. While Bruce lee could most likely woop Chuck. Oddly enough, Jackie Chan was congratulated by Bruce lee for all the crazy stunts he did.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:06 am
by JediKitsune
I dare you to block one Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Just one.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:20 am
by Stockyboy
cnop.ytmnd.com
Not even paddles hurt Good ole chuck.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:08 pm
by Tianshii
JediKitsune wrote:I dare you to block one Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Just one.
psh, I'de move out of his way and give him one of my chi-upsetting roudhouses! (really, did a roundhouse to my kung fu instructor... he told me that was enough, sit down. Then he explained to the class that I had: upset his Chi (or Ki) from here *point at abdomen* up to his chest and down to his groin
I felt
so bad I didn't go to class for a week.
So yeah... here's how the fight would go...
Chuck Norris readies "Roundhouse"
Tianshii evades and counters with her own "Roundhouse"
Chuck Norris takes 200 damage. Added effect "chi-blast". Magic Burst! Chuck Norris takes 9999 damage. Chuck Norris is defeated by Tianshii *teehee*