MithraPride

I got bored one night and wrote a funny DBZ song, here are results, feel free to cringe!!!!


Goku’s Dead! (Everyone unless indicated) (sung like an Irish drinking song!)

He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!
He woke up and bumped his Head
Now he won’t get out of Bead
He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!

The Most Powerful Saiyan that ever Lived
Has a bit of a prob-alem
He just can’t seem to stay alive
Because his Health soon takes a Dive

He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!
The people around him who have survived
Will make for sure he gets revived
He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!

Gotta collect the dragonballs
Gotta bring Kakarot back to life
He’s a swell guy and surely he is missed
But now the dragon is getting pissed

He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!
Had a hole shot through his chest
Chi-Chi’s not getting any Sex
He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!

He might as well be a zombie
Because he has failed mortality
While we spend our time a Dancing
Eternal Dragon: I’m stuck here Necromance-ing

He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!
What the heck is wrong with Him?
McCoy: Holy Crap! He’s Dead Jim!
He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!

The other day he was blown up by Cell
After that he was sent to Hell……
(Song Stops)
Master Roshi: Wait! Don’t you mean the H.F.I.L?
Vegeta: Only if you watch that Blasted Dub!
(Song Resumes)

He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!
Every other episode he gets destroyed
But it sure keeps Shenlong employed
He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!

Revived again by the Old Supreme Kai
But two minutes later again he died
Unless we like to piss off chi-chi
Why don’t we grant him immortality?
The dragon has now decided to quit
Breathing life into this idiot

He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is Dead!
He’s Dead! He’s Dead! Goku is finally Dead!

As much as I like Dragonball Z (I say Z and nothing else...Ok maybe a few Dragonball episodes *whistles innocently*) everybody knows they would have just granted him immortality...I mean c'mon, it happens once...twice...thrice...gonna happen again...right?

Hehe, funny song. I actually sung it to myself. You're right, you would think he would ask for immortality by now, and then ask for it to go away when he decides it's time to die for the final time.

Waef wrote:Hehe, funny song. I actually sung it to myself. You're right, you would think he would ask for immortality by now, and then ask for it to go away when he decides it's time to die for the final time.

Was the meter and pacing any good?