Bazaar Messages

Ephi · Post by **Ephi** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:46 pm

Im curious to no what r some of the greatest or most hilarious bazaar messages there r

ive currently got mine at

"The Ephiroth seems to be a Decent Challenge. It seems to have low Defense but high Evasion (call me Ephi)"

btw my name ingame was randomly generated... i sometimes hate myself for accepting that name

...
but fortunately Ephi sounds cute

Sigyn · Post by **Sigyn** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:46 pm

On a Taru named "Ineedmoney"...

Bazaar Message: "No seriously, I need money"

Eviticus · Post by **Eviticus** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:13 pm

My bazzar message is just

o0MithraPride0o
It's where the Kitties Are. ^.^
www.mithrapride.org

Hopefully it's generated traffic for us.

Post by **Nivez** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:55 pm

my bazaar message.

"Reality?"
"Reality is Fantasy"
"Illusion is Reality"

Post by **Yukira** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:57 pm

Well, mine is:

Will purr, if scratched behind ears.
P.S. Doglovers, do not bother! ^_^
Party Leader -> I'm not up for it.

That last part I've added just a couple of weeks ago...you wouldn't believe how poor leader a person can be.

Mielu · Post by **Mielu** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:06 pm

For my pld character I have:

"If you were afraid of the dark then you've never seen what the light can do."

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:08 pm

Well my current is:

(Play) (That way) (fun) (key) (Music) (White Mage)
On the edge of sanity and reason...

And my old message was:....

Everything I say is a lie...except that....and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that...and....that....

Sivara · Post by **Sivara** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:30 pm

Mine is:

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
http://www.mithrapride.org
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Also, while wandering through Windy I checked the bazaar of a fishing Hume guy and found this message:

{I'm sorry.} {I'm busy now}
{Hand} {Inside} {Trousers} {I'm playing solo now.}

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:38 pm

I ran into a (Mithra) several times when running through (Bastok), think she was a mule...but her bazaar message I found hilarious:

(I'm sorry.) (I don't speak and English.) (I don't speak any Japanese.) (I don't understand.) (anything)

Ephi · Post by **Ephi** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:44 pm

my lil bro had

Any moron can
Write haiku just stop at the
Seventeenth syllab

now its an LS ad

Vana'diel Garden lookin for SeeDs...
cant remember the rest

his LS is SeeDsofVanadlGarden... hes still the only member

Azureskye · Post by **Azureskye** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:34 pm

Mine says Sitana <3 Azureskye

mozyr · Post by **mozyr** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:56 pm

I've got a more serious quote on my bazaar directed to a friend of mine who plays the Elvaan character my character will be marrying (eventually...if our chaperones ever get their phone service turned back on. ><)

He surprised Moayr one day when she was having a really shitty day as her Dark Knight (died four times doing BCNM 40 -- she was NOT happy) by telling her to come to Jeuno. So, all piss and vinegar, and hellbent on killing everything in her path... Mozyr warps back to Jeuno and meets him in front of the Lower Jeuno guidestone, snarling and growling andf pissing and moaning about how she'd just died four times since the party didn't know what they were doing. Momo was not a happy kitty. But that all changed when DH gave her a hug and strapped Vassago's Scythe to her back. It was sweet. ~:)

It was really unexpected. She also has a Phalanx ring in her bazaar which he gave to her as their engagement ring.

The bazaar quote reads something like, "You mean more to me than any weapon. Even this scythe cannot cut down to how deeply I feel for you."

People seem to think it's sweet.

-- Sarah

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:03 am

Suprlus Armor from the Wolf Princess
Eliathanis Traviere, My Guardian
My Love, My Mat, My Desitny

there

thats mine

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:27 am

(Tarutaru)(hand)(Job)
(Do you need it?)
(I want to make money.)

That's mine.

Josiejo · Post by **Josiejo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:55 am

Mine is something like:

Josiejo's {Mithra} {Goods Store}
{/random} {item} {/random} {price}
{Egg dishes} {fear} {Tarutaru} {meat}

It's not entirely well-thought out.

Post by **Holydragoon** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:40 pm

Mine goes a little something like this.

Such Squeeze Bang Blow

its actually related to the cycles in a 4 stroke engine, but ithe responses I get from it are rather amusing.

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:33 pm

I am still carrying the trading cards from the fortune teller in my bazzare.

Mine reads:

The cards fortold love
They were right

If I had the room I would add

I have found my prince and princess but I need a King

Kahlanfaith · Post by **Kahlanfaith** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:38 am

mine is:

Engaged to my Impossiable to Guage
Hume Samurai Stedron
I'll love him always and forever.

Lihera · Post by **Lihera** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:16 am

currently, I have something like this:

Code: Select all

.*"*.*"*.
 \        /
   \    /      - <insert cheezy love like thing about tylo here>
     \/

btw, the heart uses different characters, its just that they don't look good on the board.

sasuske · Post by **sasuske** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:14 pm

mine is

[linkshell] [do you need it?]
[scorp harness+1] [can i have it?]
[subligar king] naruto

nothing special ; ;

Ephi · Post by **Ephi** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:40 pm

ive seen a good 1 but i dont think i can do it...

__7__ vwwwv ___ #1
\ oo/ \ oo/ </ oo\> In tha hood...

cant remember the rest but it was great...
im not even sure i got that much correct...
but i can find the guy again i think hes on a linkshell a good friend of mine belongs to (im not on this LS, hard enuff to juggle MP and the one with all my friends from noobdom)

EDIT posting this screws up the little i put... removed all the spaces

Sirc · Post by **Sirc** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:10 pm

Ephi wrote:EDIT posting this screws up the little i put... removed all the spaces

If you use the Code tags then you'll gave a monoface font and it will look exactly the way you typed it in after you post it. Use the Code tags the same as you would the Quote tags.

Code: Select all

Column 1   Column 2   Column 3
-----------   -----------   -----------
Item1         Item 2       Item 3

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
----------- ----------- -----------
Item1 Item 2 Item 3

You can quote this post as if you were going to reply to it to see how this is done.

EDIT: LOL! Well that didn't work. The problem is that you aren't using a monoface type when you create the code block. Oh well. You just kind of have to play around with the formatting in the Code block to get it to look right, but I'm too lazy to do it.

Dukuji · Post by **Dukuji** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:18 pm

Mine (at the moment) is odd but it's adapted from a song:

Cowgirl Duk's a major player in the cowgirl scene, she goes to San d'Oria, drinks and gets mean, she's gonna start a war

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:14 pm

Mine is a translated Haiku. I did not write it.. i think it was from Issa or Basho or one of those other old Haiku writers.

The faeries, it is said,
drop maple leaves into the streams
to dye thier waters red.

Ephi · Post by **Ephi** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:43 pm

Sirc wrote:
Ephi wrote:EDIT posting this screws up the little i put... removed all the spaces
If you use the Code tags then you'll gave a monoface font and it will look exactly the way you typed it in after you post it. Use the Code tags the same as you would the Quote tags.
Code: Select all
Column 1   Column 2   Column 3
-----------   -----------   -----------
Item1         Item 2       Item 3
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
----------- ----------- -----------
Item1 Item 2 Item 3
You can quote this post as if you were going to reply to it to see how this is done.

EDIT: LOL! Well that didn't work. The problem is that you aren't using a monoface type when you create the code block. Oh well. You just kind of have to play around with the formatting in the Code block to get it to look right, but I'm too lazy to do it.

...I have no clue what all that means

Punkerdood · Post by **Punkerdood** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:27 am

mine is i laugh in the face of danger
and hide until it goes away
plz donate so i can get a jujitsu gi

funniest one ive ever saw is:
hey look my alphabetio cereal is spellinga sign oooOOoOOoOO
...peter those are cheerios

Fayin · Post by **Fayin** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:41 am

Mine is:

<witty comment>

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:29 pm

Punkerdood wrote:mine is i laugh in the face of danger
and hide until it goes away
plz donate so i can get a jujitsu gi

funniest one ive ever saw is:
hey look my alphabetio cereal is spellinga sign oooOOoOOoOO
...peter those are cheerios

Gogo family guy!

Baketsu · Post by **Baketsu** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:50 pm

Mine is:

Yeah.... I'll do what I want.

(Which is a quote from a Farscape Character)

For my mule with whom I share with a friend.

Good cheap price items do you need them?
Make Happy Neko cat in purchase of item
Thank You much very I will be. =^.^=

I thought it was kinda funny anyways.

Ephi · Post by **Ephi** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:16 pm

i changed mine becuz in ordedr for the rating to work id have to change it to "too weak" every time i lvl up a diff job...
so now it reads...

I distribute catnip joints...
Just ask if you want 1...

...somthin like that...man im so forgetful

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