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Funniest names you've ever seen on a character!

Post by Ambrey »

Ok, this topic came to my head when lately I have been seeing some real funny names on characters lately, whether they be someone's mule or their main character. Here's a couple I thought were pretty good:

A Galka warrior named Colsanders
A tarutaru mage named Footstool
A tarutaru dark knight named Kickstand
A hume female named Oohlala

That was just couple that I had seen recently, Ill post some more another time, feel free to comment on this topic :D *remember, all in good humor, no hating here please* :)
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galka named WhoFlungPoo
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My Taru named Kickball was the best :)!
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Post by Rekahkun »

one of my favorites: galka that hangs around the bastok markets AH by the name of Schoolgirl :)
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Taru Mule named Kmartaru
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The Mithra named Manprincess I think will always be my fav.
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We have a Kickstand on Garuda too, a Taru natch.

Others, Wallmartaru, Turkystuffing, another Taru, and for a while, a Taru named Bitesize.
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I remember a pair of friends that played tarus on Alexander, their names were Rightnut and Leftnut lol :lol:
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Post by Nobodyreal »

On Quetz we have Hamburglar the Taru and quite possibly the best Galka name ever... Wayfaringlemon.
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Post by Shirai »

Got passed a funny name a little while ago,

A Galka named Ukkie (It might not be as funny but to me it is since Ukkie means little one or Tiny one in Dutch ;) )
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Tarus named Lumpymuffins and Sugardaddy.

Shirotoraneko has a taru named Ticklebiscuit.
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A taru named Blgnasty
A Galka named Kawaii
A Elvann named Keeblur (Keebler elves, get it?)
A Elvann named Llanowar (from Magic: the Gathering)
A Elvann named Telgilad (Again, from M: tG)
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PLayed yesterday with a hume called Twominuteman. Hee hee...
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a Hume girl named Shalababala (she is a whm, aka a mage :p)
the whole series of Powerrangers, from pink, red, yellow.....so and so
an Elv girl named Male
a Taru girl named Sir
Galka bazzar mule as Auctionhouse
a brown short hair Taru boy named as MONCHICHI!!

now, this is the real monchichi from google:
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Schoolgirl has been mentioned
From beta, Taru named Aaaaaaaah (first time I saw him he was being chased by a yag ^^)
Taru named Happosai
Galka PLD named Beatupeverythng
Taru named Menchi
Forgot race but was a bazaar mule named Kwikimart
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Galka PLD named Beatupeverythng
And he is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet in-game. He's also old enough to be my dad! :D

Someone on Allakhazam once said they saw a Taru named Funeral, but the funny part was that the first time he saw him, Funeral was lying face-down dead at a zone.
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Post by Sugarpie »

I have seen some weird ones

I heard about someone having the name Michael jackson, with a taru named innocentchild <.<

I seen a Galka Named Supersayingalka, he is kool but screwed up in the head area

and a few more i can't remember <.<
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Fayin wrote: Forgot race but was a bazaar mule named Kwikimart
a brown hair Mithra with crown (Immagye's look)
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Sivara wrote: And he is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet in-game. He's also old enough to be my dad! :D
Yes! He was the nice PLD who helped me for RDM Last forever AF Hat.
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Sugarpie wrote:I have seen some weird ones

I heard about someone having the name Michael jackson, with a taru named innocentchild <.<
well, there is Puffdaddy in Midgard :oops:
also a galka as Britneyspears
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Post by Ambrey »

its finally happened, the other day i was at the AH, standing there in Bastok and I looked over to a galka standing right beside me. At first I just glanced him over, noticed he was wearing his plain starting clothes... then I seen his name.... Tinkerbell. I couldnt resist, I examined him, the only thing he was wearing besides his pj's was a feather collar :lol:
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/em gasps out between fits of giggles

Thats grrreat..... Tinkerbell..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol!! we got a kmartaru on my server 2...hes in my ls ^^...i like mine the best tho...i tried to make it tarusauce or tartersauce but they was takn or they wouldnt let me use it..so i thought about Tatortot which didnt work >.> so tarutot..which workd :D
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Humm.. let's see....

Tarutaru named Moghouse (old)
Tarutaru named Asshataru
Tarutaru named Phillips66 - was selling tons of juice in the bazzar.. heh
Tarutaru named Lumberjack - was selling a metric ton worth of logs...
Gaulka named Seabiscuit
Gaulka named Hungryhippo
Gaulka named Carebear
Mithra named Fluffykitty
Hume named Larry
Hume named Curly
Hume named Moe - saw them in a party whilst chocoboing from khazam to norg. They even had a 'Stooges' linkpearl :lol:
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Post by Gwynn »

I know a pair of elvann on Bismark, one warrior, one thief named:
Doctur
and
Peppur.

I ran across an obvious mule in Windy last night Taru named:
Lookinatyourbutt

A galka mule in Bastok i know is named:
CareBear

Another Taru who is a master chef that makes his living by coming to Selbina with a bazaar full of kabobs is named:
IronChefTaru
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Post by Kiterun »

:lol: Running through Windy Walls I passed these three all fishing next to each other:
Dragonball (Taru)
Dragonball Z (Elvaan)
Dragonball GT (Taru)
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Post by Gwynn »

if you know where my name is from then you'll find this one funny.

I'm Gwynn
I've met:
SamDaMan
Aylee
BunBun
Torg
Zoe
LordHorribus
Bert
Kiki
Sasha
Psyk
Mospinispinosp
and
Reakk

In case you're clueless about it.. they're all characters from Sluggy freelance.
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I'm named after an NPC!
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Post by Nivez »

a tarutaru crafter by the name of Leapinglizzy, i often see him in sandy and laugh each time, cause i see the name and immediatly think attack...

then i realize that even if i skinned him, tarutaru's probably wouldnt make good boots... but at least they are good to eat^^ :twisted:
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Post by Pyrexia »

Hmmm... well on Midgard I remember a Galka named Prettyprincess, and Schoolgirl.

Now on Hades there's a Vanillaice and Mchammer, when I pointed this out to my LS someone asked, 'What's Vanillaice?' Sigh... I know I am not old yet, you sheltered, sheltered child.
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