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Funniest names you've ever seen on a character!

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I saw a Galka warrior last night called Frankdatank
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Galka named "snoopdogg"

Taur named "Soccerball"
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theres a hume named Snoopdog on Hades

i also once saw a Taru amed Futtbucker an i was told to slap him when i saw him but next time i did a Yag killed him and he ported an i havent seen him since

also a hume named Bobandtom (i pt'd with him once an i would say "hi Bob, hi Tom") an i saw him after a long time later and i said "hi u 2"

i saw a hume named Applepie i asked if he liked apple pie he said yes but he apparently dint understand fluent english cuz i asked him somthin else an he replied {i dont speak any English} (either that or he wanted to get rid of me)

...i no ive seen more but i cant think of any
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Post by Shirai »

A new one on Titan,

A galka named Deodorizeplease.

I think I should invite him to a party and cast my entire MP pool onto him just for fun :D
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There is an elf named Cankles, and one named Pappyspackle on Valefor
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I saw a pair of Tarutarus on Alexander called Peanutbutter and Jelly. (Don't know if that's been said already.. :P )
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I 'm not going to read all the pages, but will mention a couple of my favorites

a taru... Kickmeimsmall

and a mule ... Wasteofadollar

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On Valefor there is FuzzyPinkTaco
I don't remember the race though
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Haha, haven't been back in a while, but one that makes me laugh on my server is a taru named Adoptmeplease.

Can't remember any other notables off the top of my head though.
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a elvaan named Hepatitis. i was pt'd with him an the WHM had a macro that when used on him it would say "Curing Hepatitis"
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lol along those same lines there is a "Syphallis" on Alexander and she's a mithra :x
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http://vnboards.ign.com/Midgardsormr/b2 ... 214600/?98

I got 98 responses from this post about my server alone. Some of these are really good
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Re: Midgardsormr on IGN.com

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Mielu wrote:http://vnboards.ign.com/Midgardsormr/b2 ... 214600/?98

I got 98 responses from this post about my server alone. Some of these are really good
Creve ~> rude term for "die!!", in french
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Unwantedchild - Elvaan

Imsomeone - forgot his race... :?
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Hmmm . . . forgive me . . . it was funny though . . .

(Close your eyes if you are easily offended)



In Sandy, a taru named: Buttnugget

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In seraph i keep seeing Farore alot... i always ask about Din and Nayru when i see her.


also ive seen Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Merri and Pippin as taru on my server, Legolas the elvaan, Aragorn and Gandalf/GandalfTheGrey/GandalfTheWhite/Gandalfthered(RDM main) as hume... havent seen gimli yet tho
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Kahvi wrote:Legolas the elvaan
There are about 15 versions of that name on Alexander (most are not just mules either). Come on people . . . if Legolas is taken we don't need to see Legolasx1. :roll:
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On Garuda Gladriel (yes, I cannot spell) is an Elvaan Male. :lol: :lol:
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Ambrey wrote:I met the taru Muffinman tonight on Remora :lol: btw, kewl avatar Kiska 8)
omg looked through and saw this, cought my eye, i've seen a taru muffinman before in gilga, he was in my pt and we were talkin and joking around and stuff, then we ran into another taru named gingerbreadman

muffinman: No relation >.>
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Gingerbreadman.... did he have maxed out +movement_speed gear, was at least lv 30 with a {Flee} macro that said "Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, Im the Gingerbreadman" ??

Gingerbreadman: Alright, I'll tell you...
Gingerbreadman: Do you know the muffin man?
Lord Farquad: The muffin man?
Gingerbreadman: The muffin man!
Lord Farquad: Yes, i know the muffin man... who lives on drury lane?
Gingerbreadman: Well, she's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquad: The Muffin man?
Gingerbreadman: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Lord Farquad: so.. she's married to the muffin man....

>.< okay i watched Shrek too much earlier this week but i couldnt help thinking about it when both muffinman and gingerbreadman were mentioned...
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i forget their race but their names....
Firecrotch
Crotchbat
Britneyspears
Jessicasimpson
Mariahcarey
Lmao
Lol
Sneakybiznatch
Mmmm (a WHM 35 last i saw with no sub)

and a lot more i cant remember
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Billydeewilliams (mithra)
Sonofbitaru (elvaan)
Yokopunta
Eeeyyyyguy
Imsellingshiz
Slobadonmiloandotis
mastershake
frylock
romulox
galkalightbulbinstaller
wtfbeyotch
hammertime
dingleberrywerry (taru)
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Post by Ephi »

Taru named Anklebiter

btw i so wanna see a male Taru THF with Flee macroed with...
"They're after me Lucky Charms!!"
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[quote="Kahvi"]In seraph i keep seeing Farore alot... i always ask about Din and Nayru when i see her.


thats great :lol:
I like jellyfish
Gimme a jellyfish
mmmm mercury :P
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Ephi wrote:Taru named Anklebiter

btw i so wanna see a male Taru THF with Flee macroed with...
"They're after me Lucky Charms!!"
LMAO!

For my flee macrrro I have:

/em engulfs some catnip!
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My Flee macro is

/s Catch me if you can ^_^

i use /s so the idea is the monster im running from can hear :lol:
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Don't know if my hubby already posted this but he saw Noobiemcnoob the other day.
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Azureskye wrote:Don't know if my hubby already posted this but he saw Noobiemcnoob the other day.

that name kinda reminds me of something from Gunbound...

cant quite remember atm tho... something about a Chicken Mc Nooblet
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Post by Meowmixer »

Funniest names are the ones where people name themselves after the monsters...

Tinymandragora. And he used a costume so I ran up to him and I was like "... Why can't I kill the monster!!?"

And following that, about 5 new characters just came up and were trying to attack it!

was pretty funny.

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Old I know but...

Legato - Elvaan
Brb
Noun
Dexter
Doug
Fastblade
Ilostmypants - Mithra
Truck - Galka
Uterus - Taru
Utsusemi - Hume
Tonko - Taru
Shortypants - Taru
Cherrysoda - Mithra
Xbox - Taru

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