MithraPride

- A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.

One of my favourite Simpsons quotes

Sugami wrote:- A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.

One of my favourite Simpsons quotes

"The Frogurt is also cursed!"

Full version:

- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
- I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
- Here, take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good!
- The frogurt is also cursed!
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
- ...
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?

Tree House of Horrors AKA Halloween Specials are my favourites. III->IX are awesome

- Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.

- These are great! They're like sex, only I'm having them.

- Interesting, no wait, the other thing... tedious.

Few Futurama quotes

Sugami wrote: Full version:

- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
- I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
- Here, take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good!
- The frogurt is also cursed!
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
- ...
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?

http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/5265
http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/3711

FFXI's version of Frogurt.

Only soup and beverage D: those are used to make uber food for haxing Ballista then

If you can't use it. Sell it.
If you don't want it. Sell it.
If you can't sell it. Eat it. - Goblins Motto in Lower Jueno

You know what they say. If you kill all the wolves youll have crap load of bunnies. And by bunnies. I mean stupid People. - Ask A Ninja

LMAO! Ask a ninja always makes me laugh!

Recently from the Alla Red Mage forums:

-I'm a Red Mage- if you see me zoning try to keep up.

-Oh, I'm just soloing. Pay no attention to <insert dangerous mob/nm/hnm> chasing me.



Stolen from various sigs I've seen recently:

-Didn't you get the memo? I'm a Red Mage. I win gun fights with a Knife all the time.

-Did you know what is the number 1 cause of death among RDM? For some reason when other people get involved in fights, my chances of dying increase dramatically :/
-I started leveling DRK last week. I am still waiting for my scythe to swing.

-There is only one job. Red Mage. The other 17 are just sub-jobs.

In an Argument of whether COR > BRD or BRD > COR with a Bard.

"Corsair are fucking Pirates!" - Me

"Good luck with that scurvy" - Him