Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:44 pm

[10:46] <Kahvi> markov, i can see this is going nowhere fast.
[10:46] * MarkovBot is going nowhere fast.

Post by **sakono** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:51 am

<Nobodyreal> I think my name confuses Markov.
[03:49] <sakono> markov, what do you think of nobodyreal?
[03:49] * MarkovBot slaps markov.
[03:49] <sakono> O.o
[03:49] <Nobodyreal> Muahahaha!
[03:49] <sakono> i guess so
[03:49] <sakono> msarkov, sakono
[03:49] <sakono> markov, sakono
[03:49] * MarkovBot gives sakono everclear
[03:49] <sakono> O.O
[03:49] <Nobodyreal> I swear, trying to have a conversation with him is like dating an attention whore.
[03:49] <Nobodyreal> O.O
[03:49] <Nobodyreal> Share?
[03:50] * sakono gives some to nobodyreal
[03:50] <Nobodyreal> ~(>^.^)b
[03:50] <sakono> thank you, markov, for the everclear
[03:50] * MarkovBot gives sakono everclear
[03:50] <sakono> O.O
[03:50] <sakono> i'm posting this...
[03:50] <Nobodyreal> How much everclear you got there, Markov?
[03:50] * MarkovBot renames TysonBoucher to syine
[03:52] <sakono> hehe
[03:52] <sakono> markov, want some of this everclear?
[03:52] * MarkovBot gives sakono everclear
[03:52] <sakono> O.O
[03:52] <Nobodyreal> He likes you, Sakono.
[03:52] <sakono> damn thats three bottles at lest from him
[03:53] <Nobodyreal> Markov, are you trying to get Sakono liquored up so you can have hot nasty sex?
[03:53] <MarkovBot> AH well, I might as well as trying to hang out iwth her in the world
[03:53] <sakono> thank you, markov
[03:53] <MarkovBot> Finally found my 2nd memory card that holds 512mbs
[03:53] <sakono> awww no more everclear, markov?
[03:53] <MarkovBot> Awww no more in the wrong
[03:53] <sakono> ; ;

i got everclear from markov^^

Janeth · Post by **Janeth** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:53 pm

What is this IRC chat thing? How do I get there? I tried irc.esper.net, I don't know what an IRC client is, I don't know what you meant by "join #mithrapride"...In short, I am totally clueless. Please help me!

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:34 pm

Janeth wrote:What is this IRC chat thing? How do I get there? I tried irc.esper.net, I don't know what an IRC client is, I don't know what you meant by "join #mithrapride"...In short, I am totally clueless. Please help me!

The easiest way is just to use yourrr internet browser and click on java enabled chat room on the links.

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:52 am

[20:48] <Kahvi> markov, in riddles, you do speak. Hmmm?
[20:48] <MarkovBot> You speak in riddles!!
[20:49] <Kahvi> markov, understand yoda-speak, you do. Comprehend phrases, you do not.
[20:50] <MarkovBot> Understand yoda-Speak, you do. Comprehend phrases, you Do not Jaxle >.>
[20:51] <Kahvi> markov. Jaxle here, is not. With me, speak you will. Hmmm?
[20:51] <Kahvi> Markov, Jaxle here, is not. With me, speak you will. Hmmm?
[20:51] <MarkovBot> Jaxle
[20:52] <Kahvi> Jaxle here, is not. markov,
[20:53] <Kahvi> Hmmm? Markov, speachless, you have become. Understand you will...
[20:53] <Rakshasa> "Present, Jaxle is not" sounds so much more yodaesk.
[20:53] <Kahvi> ya, im just messin with, markov, anyway.
[20:54] *** MarkovBot has quit (Ping timeout)
[20:54] <Rakshasa> Hmmm...
[20:54] <Rakshasa> He didn't like that.
[20:54] <Kahvi> -_- i guess not..

Rakshasa · Post by **Rakshasa** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:36 am

* MarkovBot goes to the song
<Kahvi> can you sing, markov?
<MarkovBot> Markov Markov, Markov O.o
* Rakshasa cheers MarkovBot on!
<Kahvi> >.> so you can only sing in the native language of the markovbot, eh, markov?
<MarkovBot> Aesha, Markov was intelligant~
<Kahvi> then what happened, markov?
<MarkovBot> What happened? Karou happened. 'nuff said.'

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:46 pm

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:43 am

[20:41] <Prrsha> markov, The Rain in La Theine falls mainly on the plains.
[20:41] * Shentino pats Prrsha on the head softly
[20:41] * MarkovBot slinks into bed and falls down to 135 files
[20:41] <Prrsha> heh
[20:41] <Shentino> markov's bored
[20:41] <Shentino> aren't you, markov?
[20:41] * Golddess wishes she could get it down to 135 files ;_;
[20:41] <MarkovBot> Okay, I'm not gay, I'm merely fucking this 13 year old boy in Jeuno saw a sea horror slaughter 5 fishers
[20:42] <Prrsha> Markov, you have more files then me.
[20:42] <MarkovBot> f*** me myslef and(!"¤)/)!"#¤!!!)
[20:42] <Shentino> TMI
[20:42] <Prrsha> LOL!
[20:42] <Golddess> er... what?!?!?
[20:42] <Shentino> Good heavens
[20:42] <Ranruriko> O.O
[20:42] <Angelwing> rofl
[20:42] <Prrsha> boards?

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:46 am

[21:42] <Prrsha> markov, The Rain in La Theine falls mainly on the plains.
[21:42] <MarkovBot> The rain in la theine falls mainly on the same thing over and over.
[21:42] <Prrsha> Soooo close.
[21:43] <Prrsha> markov, plains.
[21:43] <Sigyn> in any case...
[21:43] <MarkovBot> Im making Firemyst horneh -^^-
[21:43] <Prrsha> What the!??!
[21:43] <Golddess> 0.0

Liohs · Post by **Liohs** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:48 am

<Liohs> Markov, karou
* MarkovBot pokes karou.
<Liohs> Markov, grope sakono
<MarkovBot> Kept me out on a worm is one catch sakono
<Liohs> o.o
<sakono> wtf?
<sakono> markov, slap liohs
<MarkovBot> {/slap} ka-ChanOut
<Liohs> lol
<sakono> ??
<sakono> O.o
<Liohs> Markov, sakono
<MarkovBot> I want to molest sakono?
<Liohs> yes you do, Markov, now get her
<sakono> no you don't, markov, you want to rape liohs
<Liohs> lol
<MarkovBot> !'|\/| 90|\|3! |\/||_|57 83 5133|d!|\|9! 4|29|-|! 0\/\/|\|3]) 4|\|]) 57|_||D|-||D|-|!'
<Liohs> haha
<MarkovBot> MARKOV Markov, markov o.o
<Liohs> haha
<sakono> lol
<sakono> markov, rape liohs
<MarkovBot> Don't want to rape liohs
<Liohs> YES
<sakono> why not, markov
<MarkovBot> Because i'm on top of tail
<Liohs> HAHAHA
<Liohs> LMAO
<sakono> really, markov, how come
* MarkovBot stabs se a few gobs and yags that way
<sakono> ... liohs poat this please
<sakono> its scarey
* sakono goes and hides from markov
<Liohs> Markov, are you sex0rzing Tailfeather
* MarkovBot comforts Tailfeather.
<Liohs> lol
<sakono> poor tail

Post by **sakono** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:53 am

[04:50] <sakono> markov, you should make out with liohs he likes you
[04:50] <MarkovBot> Who'll learn new Languages
[04:50] <sakono> tail will, markov
[04:50] <MarkovBot> Run Tail! Before she handcuffs you again!
[04:50] <sakono> markov, go get liohs
[04:50] <MarkovBot> Liohs
[04:50] <sakono> yes you want to make out with liohs, markov
[04:51] <MarkovBot> I know every -GA spell now.
[04:51] <Liohs> fixed
[04:51] <sakono> good for you, now gte liohs, markov
[04:51] <MarkovBot> We just fought...taruroaster Biggsjig.
[04:51] <sakono> damn you, markov
[04:51] <MarkovBot> Damn. I hope he's okay
[04:52] <sakono> hope whos ok, markov
[04:52] <MarkovBot> I dunno whos her or him -_-

[04:47] <sakono> markov, go chew on liohs
[04:47] <MarkovBot> Hey Liohs i have A moongate pass ^.^ )
[04:47] <sakono> ; ; dumb bot

[04:53] <sakono> markov, wheres golddess and firemyst?
[04:53] <MarkovBot> Wheres Golddess and grabs the bat
[04:54] <sakono> O.o i dunno, markov, thats why i asked you
[04:54] <MarkovBot> O.o
[04:54] <sakono> aha! quick, markov, liohs has golddess!
[04:54] <MarkovBot> Quick, to the rakis MObile! Http://www.TG16.net/~phlucia

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:20 am

[02:53] Nobodyreal Morning, Markov. Anyone alive?
[02:53] MarkovBot Anyone alive that can cook anything)
[02:53] Nobodyreal I can cook some things, Markov, have anything in mind?
[02:53] MarkovBot This logs me in, clicks later on the grill to cook.
[02:54] Nobodyreal I don't understand what you mean, Markov.
[02:54] MarkovBot Http://www.hlj.com/Product/BAN937768
[02:55] Nobodyreal That link is b0rk3n, Markov.
[02:55] MarkovBot Whoops, got a link?
[02:55] Golddess Markov, stfu
[02:55] MarkovBot Stfu, it was cool
[02:56] Golddess No it wasn't, Markov.
[02:56] MarkovBot I stopped talkinga bout OC 10 minutes ago and NEVER party with him again, if I wasn't invited or something
[02:56] Golddess Yes, Markov, typically you don't party with someone unless they invite you.
[02:56] MarkovBot Yes, typically you don't party with me
[02:57] Golddess No, Markov, not typically. Never. I never party with you.
[02:57] Nobodyreal Markov, I'd party with you if you played on Quetzalcoatl.
[02:57] MarkovBot Sigh, it used to pay me, thou so it is interpreted by whomever it is on gilgimesh
[02:57] MarkovBot Party party party ^___^ yaya!
[02:57] Golddess You shouldn't hget his hopes up
[02:57] Golddess and now i passout
[02:58] Nobodyreal There's already a Markov in Quetz anyway.
[02:58] Nobodyreal G'night.
[02:58] Nobodyreal On Quetz, even.
[03:03] Nobodyreal Markov, do you want a worldpass? You'll have to change names.
[03:03] MarkovBot Markov
[03:03] Nobodyreal Yes, Markov, that's your name.
[03:03] MarkovBot This name is Fingerspitz
[03:04] Nobodyreal No, your name is Markov, Markov.
[03:04] MarkovBot [21:08] <Liohs> MARKOV
[03:05] Nobodyreal Markov, what did you do to piss Liohs off?
[03:05] MarkovBot Then what did I have to piss you off, you know""
[03:06] Nobodyreal You haven't pissed me off, Markov. But if you keep dancing around my questions you might start to get on my nerves.
[03:06] MarkovBot You haven't pissed me off. But if you ask some ppl at a time.
[03:08] Nobodyreal Now you're just making fun of me, Markov.
[03:08] MarkovBot The goldfishing was fun.
[03:08] Nobodyreal Markov, why do you hate me?
[03:08] MarkovBot Because that's not cartoons.
[03:11] * Nobodyreal cries.
[03:11] Nobodyreal You're mean, Markov.
[03:11] MarkovBot ; ; god damn, im so clueless

Jaela · Post by **Jaela** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:34 am

[04:50] <MarkovBot> Run Tail! Before she handcuffs you again!
He got this from me :3
I was handcuffing people and arousing them =^.^=

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:27 pm

[10:25] <Kopopo> STFU, Markov!!
[10:25] <MarkovBot> You're a Taru, so stfu
[10:26] <Kopopo> ;.;

Rakshasa · Post by **Rakshasa** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:40 am

<Liohs> Markov, Rakshasa
* MarkovBot huggles Rakshasa
<Liohs> lol
<Rakshasa> Awwww, Markov. ; ;
<MarkovBot> Hohoho! Awwww, you're gorgeous!
<Rakshasa> ^^
<Liohs> lol

Markov likes me.

Tailfeather · Post by **Tailfeather** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:20 pm

<sakono> why not, markov
<MarkovBot> Because i'm on top of tail
<Liohs> HAHAHA
<Liohs> LMAO
<sakono> really, markov, how come
* MarkovBot stabs se a few gobs and yags that way
<sakono> ... liohs poat this please
<sakono> its scarey
* sakono goes and hides from markov
<Liohs> Markov, are you sex0rzing Tailfeather
* MarkovBot comforts Tailfeather.
<Liohs> lol
<sakono> poor tail

why is he after me all the time <run away!>

Tailfeather · Post by **Tailfeather** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:26 pm

(+Tailfeather) MarkovBot, are you here?
(+MarkovBot) Thats why you get stronger with the whole house shakes
(+Tailfeather) MarkovBot, huh?! the house is shaking?!
(+MarkovBot) Huh...
(+Tailfeather) MarkovBot, you said it yourself?
(+MarkovBot) And from what i dont know if the markov Markov cha cha cha.

<.< he must be surfing on the net ill tell ya!

Tailfeather · Post by **Tailfeather** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:12 pm

12(21:35:4112) * +MarkovBot has a sexual relationship with Markov, thats why he was assraped to death with a buncha fucktards who shouldnt marry and breed

ok he scares me even worse now!

Post by **Golddess** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:44 am

<MarkovBot> I'm seriously doubtful Karou's absence will solve the world's problems

Post by **sakono** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:04 am

[18:57] <sakono> markov, where is liohs
[18:57] <MarkovBot> Liohs Liohs liohs
[18:57] <sakono> yes liohs, markov, where is he
[18:57] <MarkovBot> What the hell out of it and starts rubbing her breasts moaning
[18:57] <sakono> O.o

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:10 pm

[18:07] * MarkovBot DEMANDS someone tie her up, strip her naked, and have them put it in that box then? Sextoys?

Post by **sakono** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:49 am

*snickers* gee i wounder where he learned that golddess...

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:53 am

ewwwwww..

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:55 am

Tailfeather wrote:
<sakono> why not, markov
<MarkovBot> Because i'm on top of tail
<Liohs> HAHAHA
<Liohs> LMAO
<sakono> really, markov, how come
* MarkovBot stabs se a few gobs and yags that way
<sakono> ... liohs poat this please
<sakono> its scarey
* sakono goes and hides from markov
<Liohs> Markov, are you sex0rzing Tailfeather
* MarkovBot comforts Tailfeather.
<Liohs> lol
<sakono> poor tail
why is he after me all the time <run away!>

awww tail i'll protect you ^_^

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:46 am

[02:39] MarkovBot Grar! I keep thinking I'm hearing a ups truck!
[02:39] Nobodyreal Markov, put the bottle down.
[02:39] MarkovBot Like male swimming trunks?
[02:39] Nobodyreal Ew, Markov. Just... ew.
[02:39] MarkovBot Firemyst EW what? O.o
[02:40] Nobodyreal Markov, I'm not Firemyst. I'm Nobodyreal.
[02:41] * MarkovBot pokes nobodyreal with a Firemyst on the cheek

Post by **sakono** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:52 am

[03:48] <sakono> markov, beer
[03:48] <MarkovBot> Beer is a light beer? Eh, then i'd probably hate it. Not that sakono is a set of robotic arms with wires into the game so far
[03:48] <sakono> what game are you playing and making me a robot, markov
[03:48] <MarkovBot> Bot = not have to if you think about it at first, her misspelled his

[03:49] <sakono> markov, beer
[03:49] <MarkovBot> When we go im gonna log off FF im getting away hihiih
[03:49] <sakono> beer, markov
[03:49] <MarkovBot> Beer is a cold Foster's or a mithra
[03:49] <sakono> hows a mithra a beer, markov
[03:49] <MarkovBot> Hows a mithra gold <.<
[03:49] <sakono> cause there sexy?, markov
[03:50] <MarkovBot> Cause we debt spend Goldy
[03:50] <sakono> O.o

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:46 am

[03:40] Nobodyreal Markov, fetch me my cutlass!
[03:40] MarkovBot Most fetch quests are
[03:40] Nobodyreal Markov, any more lip outta ye and we kee-haul ye!
[03:40] * MarkovBot is lip locked with Golddess
[03:41] Tailfeather but uh when x.x
[03:41] Koshka o.o
[03:41] Nobodyreal O.o
[03:41] Koshka bwah XD
[03:42] Liohs yarr, Markov, be the one who be kee-haul'n ya now! ARrrr
[03:42] MarkovBot Yarr, be the Glide of physics APIs
[03:42] Liohs lol
[03:43] Liohs yarr, Markov, Golddess be the one who be kee-haul'n ya now! ARrrr
[03:43] Liohs there
[03:43] MarkovBot I feel ya Golddess
[03:44] Nobodyreal Ye best stop feelin' Golddess if ye know what's good for ye, Markov.
[03:44] MarkovBot Ye ye, sorry ._.

Post by **Yukira** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:36 pm

[Tue 17:24:pm] <Aesha> [03:43] MarkovBot I feel ya Golddess
[Tue 17:24:pm] <Aesha> [03:44] Nobodyreal Ye best stop feelin' Golddess if ye know what's good for ye, Markov.
[Tue 17:24:pm] <Aesha> [03:44] MarkovBot Ye ye, sorry ._.

[Tue 17:28:pm] <Yukira> Markov, you're one lucky bot, you know. ^^
[Tue 17:28:pm] <Golddess> -.-;;
[Tue 17:28:pm] <Yukira> <cough>
[Tue 17:28:pm] <MarkovBot> I got lucky i guess hehe)
[Tue 17:28:pm] <Golddess> o.o;
[Tue 17:28:pm] <Yukira>

[Tue 17:29:pm] <Yukira> Markov, it's still better not to push your luck...
[Tue 17:29:pm] <MarkovBot> Say.. Think we could push your luck...
[Tue 17:29:pm] <Yukira> Markov, no.....mine either -_-
[Tue 17:29:pm] <MarkovBot> Yeah, it's either forced spawn or timed..
[Tue 17:30:pm] <Golddess> Yes, Markov, penetrate Yukira!
[Tue 17:30:pm] <MarkovBot> Kits, Yukira
[Tue 17:30:pm] <Yukira> O_O
[Tue 17:30:pm] <Golddess> Yes, Markov, penetrate her!
[Tue 17:30:pm] <MarkovBot> Thats how long so it doesn't for you, but i set it up i still like uncapped
[Tue 17:30:pm] <Yukira> Markov, don't you dare...
[Tue 17:30:pm] <MarkovBot> Dont you dare rape my daughter
[Tue 17:30:pm] <Yukira> ...
[Tue 17:31:pm] <Yukira> Markov, since when did you have a daughter?
[Tue 17:31:pm] <Golddess> Markov, it's not rape if it's consentual.

[Tue 17:31:pm] * MarkovBot searches astalavista.Box.Sk for cracks >_>;
[Tue 17:31:pm] <MarkovBot> Http://www.irc101.org/szem/FFXI/carrion-rape.jpg
[Tue 17:31:pm] <Golddess> uh...
[Tue 17:31:pm] <Yukira> ^^'

Post by **Yukira** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:22 pm

[Wed 02:21:am] <Yukira> Markov, pounce Golddess!

[Wed 02:21:am] * MarkovBot pounce Aesha and Tail are robosexuals.
[Wed 02:21:am] <Yukira> Markov, Golddess...
[Wed 02:21:am] <MarkovBot> And Golddess
[Wed 02:21:am] <Yukira> O_o

Post by **Nivez** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:33 am

<Nivez> tygari! why is markov admin!
[23:29] <Roxanne> can't do either?! sucks to be you
[23:29] <Tygari> hello all
[23:29] <Roxanne> hello tygari ^^
[23:29] <Nivez> he is scaring me ; ;
[23:29] <Roxanne> touchdown chargers ^^
[23:29] <Nivez> markov, ban markov
[23:30] <MarkovBot> Make Love to see the ban list for the country
[23:30] <Roxanne> markov, administrator
[23:30] <MarkovBot> Bittorrent is a 1.5gig
[23:30] <Tygari> cause he is god
[23:30] <Nivez> markov, god?
[23:30] <MarkovBot> A bad god, but a god
[23:30] <Koshka> heehee
[23:30] <Tygari> lol
[23:30] <Nivez> o_0