Markov Markov, cha cha cha

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:58 am

I'd like to call it {/random}...

[12:56am] <Neoshinobi> markov, shakespeare
[12:56am]«+ MarkovBot » William Shakespeare was an Assassin
[12:56am] <Neoshinobi> explanation, markov
[12:56am]«+ MarkovBot » But you have my side with the zipper problem as well
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[12:56am] neskaya.esper.net sets mode: +ovvvo Firemyst Angelwing JediKitsune Karou Golddess
[12:57am] <Neoshinobi> interesting, markov
[12:57am] Quits: JediKitsune (cosmos.esper.net neskaya.esper.net)
[12:57am] Quits: Angelwing (cosmos.esper.net neskaya.esper.net)
[12:57am] Quits: Golddess (cosmos.esper.net neskaya.esper.net)
[12:57am] Quits: Karou (cosmos.esper.net neskaya.esper.net)
[12:57am] Quits: Firemyst (cosmos.esper.net neskaya.esper.net)
[12:57am] * MarkovBot is confused.
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[12:57am] <Neoshinobi> yes, splits can do that to you, markov
[12:57am]«+ MarkovBot » Yes, splits can do it, I was gonna play gunbound, but for some reason reminds me I've gotta go find my offering for carby mitts.s

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:20 am

<Karou> Markov, Fire The Noob Cannon
* MarkovBot Casts fire on the MP forums
<Karou> O.o
<Terajima_Shiva> o.o
* Karou grabs the fire extinguisher
<Terajima_Shiva> should post that if you want lol, Markov gone bad XD
<Rakshasa> Methinks Markov is getting a little touchy.

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:47 am

<Terajima_Shiva> Markov, do you want Karou's Canvas Hat?
<MarkovBot> It's Karou's b-day?
<Karou> that was 2 weeks ago, markov
* MarkovBot must be out 3-4 weeks
<Terajima_Shiva> lol
<Karou> markowned

Liohs · Post by **Liohs** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:12 am

Karou> thats how I act as war/nin, even in bed! Rawr~ actually no not in bed im jsut naturally submissive ^^:
<Liohs> >.>
<Nobodyreal> <.<
* Nobodyreal gets out the handcuffs.
<Karou> what?
<JediKitsune> I take pride in being the Furious White Mage.
<Karou> oh hells no
* Karou backs up
<Liohs> Markov, get Karou
* MarkovBot licks Karou.
<Liohs> pwnt
<Karou> EEEEEEEKKKKKKK
* Karou throws markov into the toliet
* Karou flushes repeadetly
<Liohs> i think hes a bit big Karou
<Liohs> lol
<Liohs> Markov, get Karou
<MarkovBot> Diabolos teles are now Golddess
<Karou> markov, a. goldess is not on diabolos, and b. im not selling goldess for a teleport
<MarkovBot> Im farming spider webs x.
<Karou> good for you, markov
<MarkovBot> Though the X800XL is good if channel is under +m
<Karou> that made no sense!
<Liohs> no, Markov, the X800XL is teh suck
<MarkovBot> Friendoflihera is teh suck
<Liohs> lol
<Karou> markov, Liohs
<MarkovBot> Liohs my comp frezzes only with FF
<Liohs> Markov, r0xx0rz Karou b0xx0rz
<MarkovBot> Karou, i know honeypot isnt in the mall here where i work and plops down on the caps you're hurting my eyes
<Liohs> lol
* Nobodyreal handcuffs Karou to Markov.
<Liohs> lol
<Nobodyreal> Have fun, Markov.
<MarkovBot> Hehe fun fun time *grope*
<Liohs> HAHAH
<JediKitsune> OH SNAP
<Karou> oh sorry, markov, let me take my neon pink t-shirt off
<Liohs> im posting that
<MarkovBot> Oh oh oh.. One more? *scritches tummy and behind ears* =p
<Karou> GRRRRRRR
<Nobodyreal> LMAO!
<Liohs> WTF
<JediKitsune> Markov, rape it and tape it.
<Liohs> LMAO for real
<MarkovBot> WoW, i didnt rape
* Karou picks the handcuff lock and hand cuffs markov to a bull and rubber bands the bulls testicals
<JediKitsune> Oh damn, I have a new catch phrase.
<Nobodyreal> He likes you, Karou.
* Karou borrows her twin sister's acid kukari and stabs markov repeadetly
* Karou pants
<Karou> damn....bot

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:18 am

<Nobodyreal> Markov, handcuffs
<MarkovBot> I can rob my b/F had it with handcuffs
<Nobodyreal> Wait, Markov, you have a boyfriend?
<MarkovBot> Wait.. I already said what I meant
<Liohs> lol
<Karou> markov, are you gay?

Charlles/Terajima_Shiva · Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:46 pm

<Biancca> Markov, penis penis penis vagina vagina vagina
<MarkovBot> Chocobo meat rod up galka fun hole 50,000 XD I wouldnt survive and i ignore everything till I get my password to vagina...
<Terajima_Shiva> ...
<Biancca> LMAO
<Terajima_Shiva oooooooooook......
<Biancca> Chocobo meat rob up galka fun hole.................... is priceless

...Markov scares me...

I wonder what markov dreams about.......

Josiejo · Post by **Josiejo** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:34 am

« 12:32:28 AM | 06.30.2005 » Josiejo: Markov, you suck!
« 12:32:32 AM | 06.30.2005 » MarkovBot: No wonder the sounds suck.

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:27 am

<Hunts-In-Shadows> markov, your pregnant
<MarkovBot> My wife is pregnant irl

<Hunts-In-Shadows> O.o
<Honeypot> o_O

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:43 pm

<MarkovBot> Rieka you know what primer cord is..... Its a sort of thing
<Rieka> 0.O
<Rieka> er
<Rieka> o.O
<Aesha> markov, do you know what primer cord is?
* MarkovBot is more important than knowledge

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:44 pm

<Tailfeather> MarkovBot, who is Aesha's lover?
* MarkovBot pokes aesha's cheek "where have you been?!"
<Aesha> oh god, im laughing so hard at some of the new markov posts
<Aesha> o_o
<Aesha> X_X
<Tailfeather> <.< you see, markov seems to be Aesha's you know...
* Rieka issa lonely kitten.. no one wants to go out with her >.>
<Tailfeather> tho i think its more Kits and Aesha that goes out ^^
<Tailfeather> MarkovBot, who is Aesha's lover?
<MarkovBot> What level is your lover
<Tailfeather> o.O uuuh... Aesha explain that... do you compare lovers in lvl theese days?
<Tailfeather> MarkovBot, who is Aesha's lover?
<Aesha> x.x
<Tailfeather> i killed him ; ;
<MarkovBot> Chaotika, voullab, Shinbi, Rihce, are the ones, not Biancca
<Tailfeather> O.O
<Tailfeather> HOLY
<Aesha> o_O
<Aesha> O_o
<Tailfeather> now that goes to the bordie <.< (you better pray that i dont do it)
<Tailfeather> MarkovBot, are you sure all thoose are Aesha's lovers?
<MarkovBot> Thoose are even that nice looking

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:46 pm

[12:48] <Terajima_Shiva> Markov, Sugami
[12:48] * MarkovBot tosses Sugami
[12:48] <Terajima_Shiva> lol @_@
[12:48] <iKopopo> markov, kopopo
[12:49] <MarkovBot> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a Kopopo
[12:49] <iKopopo> o.0
[12:49] <Terajima_Shiva> o.0;;

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:14 am

<Karou> markov, Oola
<TysonBoucher> Heh.
* MarkovBot throws a tranquilizer dart at Golddess

<Kopopo> markov, Kopopo Restraints.
<Karou> lol
* MarkovBot ignores kopopo.

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:17 pm

<Karou> markov, I like PS2-Tan the best
<MarkovBot> Hell i love being a paranoid kitty
<Karou> HAHAHA
<Karou> thats going on the boards

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:28 am

<sakono> markov, go f*** you're self
<MarkovBot> Get TEH f*** off
<sakono> O.O
* sakono walks away form that one

Batsu · Post by **Batsu** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:47 am

This topic needs more cake . . .

Aesha Clan-Clan · Post by **Aesha Clan-Clan** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:53 am

<Hunts-In-Shadows> stfu, markov, it was interfeance in play
<Batsu> markov, Batsu is the best, right?
<MarkovBot> STFU, im only rank 5
<MarkovBot> Talk about what, i just dont like Batsu
<Hunts-In-Shadows> ha
<Batsu> f*** YOU MARKOV
<Hunts-In-Shadows> markowned
<Aesha> LMAO
<Aesha> markowned
<Tirial|FFXI> lol
<Batsu> ; ;

Markowned.....Markowned so badly

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:54 am

<Hunts-In-Shadows> markov, Batsu
<MarkovBot> I hate batsu

we dont like trolls xD

Batsu · Post by **Batsu** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:10 am

All I have to say to that is . . .

Batsu · Post by **Batsu** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:13 am

[21:16] <Batsu> God my PC sucks
[21:16] <Batsu> Locked up after I said what Batsu meant
[21:16] <Aesha> markov, whip Batsu
[21:16] * MarkovBot cracks a whip.
[21:16] <Aesha> : P
[21:16] <Batsu> Anyone want to repost what happened?
[21:16] <Aesha> damn straight
[21:16] <Batsu> Oh sexy
[21:16] <Batsu> Markov, sexy
[21:16] <MarkovBot> Or at least they look sexy
[21:16] <Batsu> Markov, Batsu is the sexiest
[21:16] <MarkovBot> There is some crap about it (or about being a moron, batsu is the sexiest)
[21:17] <Batsu> HE SAID IT
[21:17] <Batsu> YES
[21:17] <Batsu> Markov, you're right, Batsu is definately the sexiest.
[21:17] <MarkovBot> <MarkovBot earlier> pfft, DAMN right
[21:17] <Batsu> =D
[21:17] <Aesha> markov, Goddess
[21:17] <Batsu> what now, huh? what now everyone
[21:17] <MarkovBot> Do you Love welsh women?

Shortly afterwards . . .

[21:19] <MarkovBot> Batsu is the win
[21:19] <Batsu> YES!!! =D

. . . and more . . .

[21:20] <Tirial|FFXI> markov, Tirial
[21:20] <MarkovBot> Tirial is on state budget lol
[21:21] <Batsu> markov, lol
[21:21] <Tirial|FFXI> O.O
[21:21] <MarkovBot> It's way too early lol o.o;; and hello Sigyn ._.; lol
[21:21] <Tirial|FFXI> lil fucker
[21:21] <Batsu> HAHA
[21:21] <Batsu> Markowned
[21:21] <Tirial|FFXI> tirial, markov
[21:21] <MarkovBot> Tirial is on unicorn server instead of just looking at ffxiplayers now aint ya? *eeeps*)
[21:21] <Tirial|FFXI> Wha?
[21:21] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Tygari
[21:21] <Batsu> LOL
[21:21] *** Tygari sets mode +v on Batsu
[21:21] <Batsu> MARKOV IS KICKING YOUR ASS
[21:21] *** Tygari sets mode +o on Aesha
[21:21] <Batsu> whats mode +v?

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:01 am

Batsu wrote:All I have to say to that is . . .

zomg rubber ducky!

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:36 pm

Neoshinobi wrote:
Batsu wrote:All I have to say to that is . . .

zomg rubber ducky!

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

Post by **Camu** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:04 pm

<Camu> Markov, j00 4r3 t3h n00b l0l
<MarkovBot> 1 4m t3h 0wn4g3
<Camu> haha

Batsu · Post by **Batsu** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:53 pm

[17:52] <Batsu> Markov, kneel before your Goddess Batsu.
[17:52] <MarkovBot> Kneel before batsu the sexiest
[17:52] <Batsu> YES!!
[17:52] <Batsu> pwned

Later on . . .

[17:54] <Batsu> Markov, kneel before your Goddess Batsu.
[17:54] <MarkovBot> Kneel before Batsu your God.
[17:54] <sakono> yes, markov, batsu is female
[17:54] <Batsu> YES
[17:55] <Batsu> HE SAID IT
[17:55] <MarkovBot> Is Batsu your sexy female

. . . and . . .

[17:55] <Batsu> Markov, kneel before your Goddess Batsu.
[17:55] <MarkovBot> Kneel before Batsu your sexy Goddess. Tell everyone everytime the log on.
[17:55] <Batsu> I'm going to make sure he doesn't forget it.
[17:56] <Batsu> lololololol
[17:56] <Tera_Shiva|Sore> Markov, Break Batsu
[17:56] <MarkovBot> Orlando Bloom as Tien?!
[17:56] <sakono> hatsu dumb, markov
[17:56] <MarkovBot> You dont show one shred of courtesy
[17:56] <sakono> batsu the ugly, markov
[17:56] <MarkovBot> Batsu is the clan symbol?
[17:56] <Batsu> Markov, they don't like you, kill them all.
[17:56] <MarkovBot> And it was Markov /-.-\
[17:56] <Batsu> Markov, kneel before your Goddess Batsu.
[17:56] <MarkovBot> Kneel before batsu your god.
[17:56] <sakono> kill batsu, markov
[17:56] <MarkovBot> I wonder if I just kill you
[17:56] <Batsu> I love you, Markov.
[17:56] <Batsu> LOL
[17:56] <MarkovBot> Meh what do you play on FF with me
[17:57] <Tera_Shiva|Sore> Markov, Batsu god of Ugly
[17:57] <MarkovBot> Batsu
[17:57] <Batsu> markowned
[17:57] <Batsu> I'm posting that

. . . and . . .

[18:01] <sakono> markov, i am your god
[18:01] <MarkovBot> Kneel before your god.
[18:01] <MarkovBot> Oh God school is fun
[18:01] <Batsu> Markov, kneel before your God Batsu.
[18:01] <sakono> markov, i am your god
[18:01] <MarkovBot> Kneel before Batsu your god.
[18:01] <MarkovBot> /query Tsunari * Karou rapes comcast cable internet with a few months ago MarkovBot violted Golddess in the world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll get the chicken cross the road?
[18:01] <Batsu> Markov, sakono is a pathetic peasant, crush him with your iron hand of justice.
[18:01] <MarkovBot> Sakono is under fish

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:19 pm

<Karou> markov, that made my day
<MarkovBot> Hmm, maybe I should have kept up to Karou and TAKES a marker and writes Maat's Bitch on her face
<Karou> ..............
<Karou> try it, markov, and ill show you a world of pain
<MarkovBot> Then ill make a parking lot
<Karou> you do that, markov
<MarkovBot> I mean its a nice shad of purple blue
<Karou> markov, why would you paint a parking lost purple and blue?
<MarkovBot> Because... I just paid a high paying job
<Karou> what job, markov?
<MarkovBot> Maybe you cannot find a job people want
<Karou> markov, thats not true, most people want warriors
<MarkovBot> True

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:08 pm

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:12 am

<Karou> markov, Hades World Revoervy is now complete
<MarkovBot> 600k for Assault earring on hades
<Karou> i know that, markov, thanks for rubbing it in my face
* MarkovBot isn't thinking well.
<Karou> aint that the truth

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:19 am

<Karou> markov, Are you C3PO Human Cyborg Relations?
<MarkovBot> C3PO is smarter then you
<Karou> .......
<Karou> i deserved that
<Karou> markowned

Yugi · Post by **Yugi** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:06 am

;.; you are smart..

Kopopo · Post by **Kopopo** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:54 am

[21:53] <iKopopo> markov, hicks are funny
[21:53] <MarkovBot> Ricers are akin to hicks because hicks love car racing.
[21:53] <iKopopo> bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:02 am

NOTICE: FIREMYST>>> Before you call ban evasion on me in the chat room this was done via /query MarkovBot, thats right you c an PM Markov and still do it. So dont jump the gun.

<SleepyKa-Chan> Markov, Fighter's Mask
<MarkovBot> You get my mask
<SleepyKa-Chan> No, Markov, I didnt
<MarkovBot> I didnt mean that!!!
<SleepyKa-Chan> sure you didnt, Markov
<MarkovBot> But i'm sure 'genkai' is some sort of do'
<SleepyKa-Chan> do what, markov, break the limit cap?
<MarkovBot> Due to.. Circumstances.. I'm on break for a woman?
<SleepyKa-Chan> you, a woman, HA!
<MarkovBot> I know how to treat a woman
<SleepyKa-Chan> tell me, markov, how do you treat a woman?
<MarkovBot> Tar is a marshmallow confectionary treat.