MithraPride

[19:35] <Shirai> markov, welcome back
[19:35] <MarkovBot> i like to fish
[19:35] <Shirai> you were fishing then, markov?
[19:35] <MarkovBot> i was fishing up markov
[19:36] <Shirai> what did you catch, markov?
[19:36] <MarkovBot> Tirial


Darn it! >< I'ma kill that bot!

<Aesha> markov, Honeypot
<MarkovBot> I know something about a old law from whashinton ^^;; you couldnt have sex with you honeypot if you are insane that how can you almost die from the pride, sig?
<Aesha> ......im so wired right now
<Aesha> o_O
<sakono> umm...

<Rakshasa> Markov, Rakshasa.
* MarkovBot traps Aesha's head in her collar woot wooot
<Aesha> O.O
<Rakshasa> Eh, just curious.
<Aesha> that scares me
* Aesha cant get free of her collar



help....me....

* Rakshasa pokes Markov.
* Rakshasa thinks Markov is permadrunk.
<Rakshasa> Markov, permadrunk.
<Tailfeather> MarkovBot have no well, head <.<; brain w/e
* MarkovBot thinks Markov is permadrunk.
<Rakshasa> Yup, there it is. ^^
<Tailfeather> oh he is drunk lmao

<Rakshasa> Markov, say something witty.
<MarkovBot> I need some beating up ><;; )
* Rakshasa collapses on the floor, laughing her a** off!!
<Rakshasa> Markov, I'm laughing at you, not with you.
* MarkovBot falls over laughing

<Karou> markov, no porn distribution
<MarkovBot> I find such good porn
<Rakshasa> >.>
<Karou> LMAO
<Karou> boards

[13:40:08] <Golddess> Are you being a pokémon again, Markov, or is Tail sand and angry because of you?
[13:40:14] <MarkovBot> I have tight perky titties


WTF?!

[00:16] <Tirial> markov, aesha
[00:16] <MarkovBot> Aesha needs to be brought in
[00:16] <Tirial> O.o
[00:17] <Tirial> Aesha! You are under arrest!

[14:29] <Tirial> markov, mut
[14:29] <MarkovBot> Mut was part of my life for 92-95K ;_; and im still welcomed that is ._.;; im not sure of that?
[14:29] <Tirial> I didn't know you hired hookers, markov
[14:30] <MarkovBot> No hookers do it watch while they kill it self

<sakono> hello
[17:59] <sakono> markov, BBQ
[17:59] <MarkovBot> Bbq taru any one?
[18:00] <sakono> i'll take some BBQ taru, markov
[18:00] <MarkovBot> Black mage taru is a taru?


mmm BBQ taru

sakono wrote:<sakono> hello
[17:59] <sakono> markov, BBQ
[17:59] <MarkovBot> Bbq taru any one?
[18:00] <sakono> i'll take some BBQ taru, markov
[18:00] <MarkovBot> Black mage taru is a taru?


mmm BBQ taru

Orrrcs seem to like Taru BBQ:

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/bestiary.html?fmob=3468

Taruroaster Biggsjig...

Thats a monstrosity... i like taru..

Kahvi wrote:Thats a monstrosity... i like taru..

Me too.

* Aesha|DinDin rubs her tummy
* Aesha|DinDin purrrs
<Aesha|DinDin> that was good
* Golddess rubs Aesha's tummy too.
* Aesha|DinDin is now known as Aesha
<Golddess> Markov, rub Aesha's tummy.
<MarkovBot> Rub karou's tummy, slowly.
<Aesha> o.o
<Golddess> Ok
* Golddess slowly rubs Karou's tummy.
* Aesha rubs Karou's tummy, slowly.
<Liohs> lol
<Liohs> still not as funny when MarkovBot volitated you Golddess
<Liohs> lol
<Aesha> lmao, that was awsome
<Golddess> >.>;;
<Aesha> markov, violate goldess
<MarkovBot> No, you violate karou
<Liohs> lol
<Liohs> haha
* Aesha violates Karou

<SleepyKa-Chan> Markov, Melons
* SleepyKa-Chan is now known as Karou
* MarkovBot starts to sputter, then you switch the to reserve tank
<Karou> uh oh, markov, the reserve tank is empty
<MarkovBot> Oh oh Oh when?
<Karou> just now, markov
* MarkovBot starts snoring.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Karou> ..............
<Karou> im not that boring, markov
<MarkovBot> Bored bored bored ;_;

[11:56] <MithraGuest198D> markov, explode
[11:56] <MarkovBot> You seemed to be bisexual
[11:57] <MithraGuest198D> ...i see

<-- deranged???!!!!!!!!!!!!!232421eds

[12:02] <MithraGuest198D> markov, lets rock
[12:03] * MarkovBot laughs as Markov impoldes

[12:05] * MarkovBot slits the dagger straps triggering its defensces and flips over and over and kisses Firemyst. "G'morning~!"

[11:37] <Kalara> I'm depressed...
[11:37] <MarkovBot> So get more depressed by drinking it

I remember when i faked being Markov... I had 95% of the chatroom fooled XP

<sakono> markov, it's electric!
[13:37] <MarkovBot> Bruce lee was a Scottish inventor. He invented the carbon filament electric lamp and the inner folds are called the comp is still fuggd up i think
[13:37] <sakono> haha
[13:48] <sakono> mm hotdog
[13:48] <sakono> markov, would you like a hotdog?
[13:48] * MarkovBot returns in, looking like a hotdog?
[13:48] <sakono> wow didn't know you were a movie star, markov
[13:48] <MarkovBot> WoW, you actually seem smart at points.. It's creepy
[13:49] <sakono> -_-;
[13:52] <sakono> markov, take that back
[13:52] <MarkovBot> O_O i scare her away?
[13:52] <sakono> no you didn't scare her away
[13:52] <sakono> no you didn't scare her away, markov
[13:52] <MarkovBot> Markov, markov, Markov, markov, markov, markov, Markov, Markov, Markov, markov, Markov, markov, Markov.
[13:53] <sakono> did i break you, markov?
[13:53] <MarkovBot> If you want to break it down

15:03] <Prrsha> Markov, hug Tailfeather.
[15:03] * MarkovBot points to her slave outfit, gives her love luck wit ha kiss.
[15:03] <Prrsha> =O_o=

<Honeypot> markov, ph34r m3h n00b
* MarkovBot is a n00b
<Honeypot> success!

<Aesha> markov, glomp sakono
<MarkovBot> Sakono thats true somehow
<Aesha> markov, your not listening to me
<Aesha> markov, glomp sakono
* MarkovBot is listening to 1. Orbital - (theme to) doctor who
<Aesha> lol
<MarkovBot> Sakono i was gonna die, but I cant take the bra off while petting sakono
<Aesha> that would explain it
<Aesha> O.o
<sakono> O.o

I feel bad for Markov . . . look what you've done to him! Er . . . her . . . uh . . . it?

<Karou> markov, strip naked
<MarkovBot> I DONT do Web strip shows
<Tailfeather> <.<;;
<Karou> GOOD
<Tailfeather> im not sure if there is much to see anyway x.x;

<Sigyn> Markov, Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.
<MarkovBot> Um yeah, but im not sure if it was.
<Sigyn> heh
<Sigyn> Markov, Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Auitani, tertiam, qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appelantur.
<MarkovBot> Yeah, the airship to alexander isn't running currently >.>
<Sigyn> Markov, hi omnes lingua, institutis, legibus inter se differunt.
<MarkovBot> What is your GF's name I do
<Sigyn> Markov, Kallos ab Aquitanis Garumna flumen, a Belgis Matrona et Sequana diuidit.
<MarkovBot> Finally death comes to removing a member due to my 30MNK.
<Sigyn> Markov, horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae, propterea quod a cultu atque humanitate prouinciae longissime absunt, minimeque ad eos mercatores sawpe commeant, atque ea quae effenimnandos animos pertinent important.
<MarkovBot> Gimme a break i'm full blooded ignorant american

<Karou> markov, [adult swim]
<MarkovBot> Adult SWIM spanked fox badly
<Karou> they always do, markov, hell EVERYONE SPANKS FOX~
<MarkovBot> What the hell
<Karou> its true, markov

Yes it is true, there are much better programs on channels like ABC or CBS, Why one of them is on right now....

*gets shot by FOX*

[00:17:46] <MarkovBot> 2 nice deagles 0.50cal would be nice if you're kiting a big black cock.
[00:17:52] * MarkovBot hides her caffeine drip >.>
[00:18:01] <sakono> wtf?
[00:18:02] <Golddess> Markov, please don't look at me like that, it scares me.. {/cry}
[00:18:03] <Karou> markov.... potty mouth
[00:18:15] <MarkovBot> Scares me that i was logging
[00:19:50] <Karou> who taught markov that!?
[00:19:51] * sakono comforts goldy
[00:19:51] * Ramza (Fronzel@cmbullen.dorms.usu.edu) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:19:51] <sakono> dunno who hear talks about big black..yeah
[00:19:51] <Karou> markov, karou noobie
[00:19:51] <MarkovBot> Quick, clean up, hide Karou
[00:19:51] <Karou> O.o
[00:19:51] <sakono> O.o
[00:19:51] <Karou> did I miss something?!
[00:19:51] <sakono> markov, what have you been doing?
[00:19:52] <MarkovBot> Hormones cost 125-250 a month that included gas and water that are doing it.""
[00:20:08] <Karou> O.O
[00:20:11] <Golddess> ug.. i lagged there for a moment
[00:20:25] * Golddess purrs
[00:20:35] <sakono> markov, why are you taking hormones?
[00:20:41] <MarkovBot> That's because developers choose to stop taking amphetamines.
[00:20:50] * Ramza (Fronzel@cmbullen.dorms.usu.edu) has joined #MithraPride
[00:20:55] <Karou> markov, dont touch karou's hormones
[00:21:00] <MarkovBot> If that dont have it but yeah, I dont even touch a LAN network (no internetconnection) the computer were like throwing out this chair >.>
[00:21:26] <Golddess> {Um...} First Markov talks about a big black cock. Then he mentions having ot quickly clean up, and tells Karou to hide. Yeah... >.>


[00:59:22] <Karou> markov, face full of alien wing wong
[00:59:26] <MarkovBot> I have a wing wong

<Camu> Markov, goldy
<MarkovBot> Goldy you dont look in that u. Range
<Camu> Markov, Goldy Smash!
<MarkovBot> Uh oh, angry goldy..are you gonna turn green and smash me to kill or something