Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:11 am
Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a night; Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:37 am
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore".
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:36 pm
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:06 pm
My life, and by extention everyone else's, is meaningless. 
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:31 am
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar" - Abraham Lincoln
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar" - Abraham Lincoln
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:32 pm
- My VRC; I got it at the super market.
- So you know it's a good one.
- Still smells of asparagus though.
<3 Sam & Max
- So you know it's a good one.
- Still smells of asparagus though.
<3 Sam & Max
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:32 am
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't." -- Unknown
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:48 am
Hehe there's a great IRC quote with that in.
Person A) There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Person B) That's not 10, that's 2! Idiot!
Incidentally a lecturer I had for Parallel Programming had a shirt or something that had a slightly modifier version of that that read;
"There are 11 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who understand but don't find the joke funny."
Person A) There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Person B) That's not 10, that's 2! Idiot!
Incidentally a lecturer I had for Parallel Programming had a shirt or something that had a slightly modifier version of that that read;
"There are 11 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who understand but don't find the joke funny."
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:17 am
"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."
- From a computer science textbook ~ 1980.
Fruit flies like a banana."
- From a computer science textbook ~ 1980.
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:17 pm
I have a shirt with that on it, I wore it yesterdayOkuza wrote:"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't." -- Unknown
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:33 pm
I'll tell you who I remember! Enoughsis! Pullutut! What's-His-Name! He was the greatest of all.
<3 Futurama
<3 FuturamaPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:05 pm
"Eschew Obfuscation" -- Unknown
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:17 am
"Certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?"
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:01 am
"We do not remember days, we remember moments."
-Cesare Pavese
-Cesare Pavese
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:06 am
"Without Struggle, there is no progress."
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:47 am
"Alright lets do this. Lerooooooooy Jennnnkinsss!"
(insert horrible massive party death)
"At least I have chicken..."
-Leroy Jenkins, Dwarven Paladin
(insert horrible massive party death)
"At least I have chicken..."
-Leroy Jenkins, Dwarven Paladin
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:08 pm
"Suck my dick." - Ron Jeremy
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:56 pm
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.~ Winston Churchill
Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight - this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one - this is business ~Mark Twain
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.~ Mark Twain
Oh, and new favorite RDM quote:
The number one way to get a RDM to do your bidding/NM soloing is to say these magic words:
"I bet you can't"~ Fynlar
Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight - this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one - this is business ~Mark Twain
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.~ Mark Twain
Oh, and new favorite RDM quote:
The number one way to get a RDM to do your bidding/NM soloing is to say these magic words:
"I bet you can't"~ Fynlar
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:52 pm
ScarlettPheonix wrote:The number one way to get a RDM to do your bidding/NM soloing is to say these magic words:
"I bet you can't"~ Fynlar
That's sooo true!
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:10 am
my own personal quote that almost got me killed
"guys, now that I'm 75, I'm going to take my job seriously"
They just gave me a dead stare and asked what I was doing the past 74 lvls
"guys, now that I'm 75, I'm going to take my job seriously"
They just gave me a dead stare and asked what I was doing the past 74 lvls
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:48 am
Euro wrote:"guys, now that I'm 75, I'm going to take my job seriously"
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:39 pm
that RDM quote is made of win I stopped taking my jobs seriously at 70, started wearing stuff that wasn't as good but looked better
Full Barone much? Then when I got to 75 things got serious again, I aim to beat my PBs and best myself as much as I can so no doing things half-assed 
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:43 am
"All's well that end's well...or Something like that." - Chocobaba FFU
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:22 am
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! - Chewbacca
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:41 pm
LOL! Chocobaba was the best part of that show! (At least that's the rumor. But who knows?)
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:01 pm
"Seldom are things in this life black and white, but that simple truth doesn’t keep we as humans from trying to classify it as so." - Me
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:31 pm
- A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.
One of my favourite Simpsons quotes
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.
One of my favourite Simpsons quotes Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:40 am
"The Frogurt is also cursed!"Sugami wrote:- A rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.
- Not if they're called stinkweeds.
- Or crapblossoms.
- I wouldn't want half a dozen stinkweeds, rather have some candy.
- Not if they're called scumdrops.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:51 pm
Full version:- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
- I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
- Here, take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good!
- The frogurt is also cursed!
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
- ...
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?
Tree House of Horrors AKA Halloween Specials are my favourites. III->IX are awesome
- Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
- These are great! They're like sex, only I'm having them.
- Interesting, no wait, the other thing... tedious.
Few Futurama quotes
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:14 pm
http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/5265Sugami wrote:
- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
- I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
- Here, take this doll but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good!
- The frogurt is also cursed!
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
- ...
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?
http://ffxi.somepage.com/itemdb/3711
FFXI's version of Frogurt.