MithraPride

what, this isn't angelic enough?

<Kopopo> markov, you make my brain hurt
<MarkovBot> Knowledge is practical understanding.
<Kopopo> markov, if that is true then you have no knowledge.
<MarkovBot> True

Who's Markov?

Markov is a IRC 'bot basically.

You type in things like, "Markov, barefisting" or "Blah blah Blah, Markov" and it spits back funny things

In the IRC channel, we end up playin' with him when things get boring.

Man, I wish I could get the IRC channel working from my work, but no luck, damn DoD doesn't want their employees goofing off too much, I already goof of too much for my own good.

I can't IRC at work either. Sucks during those times when I'm REALLY bored.

[14:15:11] <klenath> Markov, Golddess
[14:15:12] <Golddess> I'm not here right now (Vana'diel) and have been gone for 4 hours, 4 minutes, & 7 seconds. (Auto-Response)
[14:15:15] <MarkovBot> Golddess, turn that off!
[14:15:18] <klenath> XD
[14:15:26] <Kopopo> damn
[14:15:32] <klenath> Told her
[14:15:36] <Kopopo> damn right
[14:15:43] <Kopopo> markov, apologize
[14:15:47] <MarkovBot> Worse than the commute trips for some reason earlier thought she was in an apology for your sake
[14:15:58] <klenath> uhh ...
[14:16:05] * Kopopo shrugs

Golddess wrote:what, this isn't angelic enough?

That wasn't in the clicky box!

<Golddess> Markov, .......
<MarkovBot> Cause one hit and a RDM, and i found it amusing that the (very shallow and otherwise uninteresting) x-play review of media from decades past. Old cookbooks of disgusting and bizarre food. OLD advertisements with humorous undertones and illustrations. Old magazines and comics with ludicrous stories and art waiting to be awfully low.
<Golddess> rofl?

LOL

[15:34:24] <klenath> OMGWTFBBQ, markov
[15:34:29] * MarkovBot /blist
[15:34:33] <klenath> XD
[15:34:37] <Golddess> lol

lmao..

How do you get into chat w/o paying? Could someone give me a link? ... yes im too lazy to look for one lol

Couga wrote:How do you get into chat w/o paying? Could someone give me a link? ... yes im too lazy to look for one lol

Get an IRC client (e.g. mIRC), connect to irc.esper.net, join #mithrapride

There's a java client too somewhere (web page), but I forget where to look for it.

Total cost for the service: $0.00

oh lol.... i coulda swore mIRC said like $5 a month or somethin lol

EDIT: I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!! /cry

conversations with Kopopo will run ya $1 a month.

Couga wrote:EDIT: I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!! /cry

http://mithrapride.figarocastle.org/chatinfo.html

that doesnt help lol... ive been there... i just dont know where to put the info!

And remember what Markov just told me:

[16:57] <MarkovBot> Markov requires that you need a good Markov post.
[16:57] * rakis wonders where the hell Gold is when he needs him
[17:06] <rakis> but I AM giving you good posts, Markov. I just made one on the message boards too!
[17:06] * MarkovBot points to markov.
[17:07] <rakis> Yes! It's all about you, Markov. Your wants, your needs - don't be shy we will fullfil them!
[17:07] * MarkovBot needs to go budy
[17:10] <rakis> but...but....Aren't I your budy, Markov?
[17:10] <MarkovBot> I have to go budy
[17:11] <rakis> Markov! How can you do this to me!


*le sigh*

o.0

<Syine> Markov, stop remembering CRAP.
<MarkovBot> Crap crap crap computer that cost 1m yen!!!
<Syine> Hmm.
<Syine> WoW server crashed.
<Syine> Wow. WoW server crashed hard. It's still not back

Markov killed WoW

[12:55] <Syine> Markov, nub
[12:55] <MarkovBot> Btw Nub
[12:55] <sabin1001> Yes, markov?
[12:55] * MarkovBot throws a chair at Nubuo

[11:18:55] * MarkovBot bitch slaps ashtray across the face
[11:19:04] <Phelisia> O.o?
[11:21:12] * Phelisia cheers MarkovBot on!

<MarkovBot> Greece wins euro 2004
<MarkovBot> Anything interesting in game nw
<Nubuo> oh....
<Kopopo> Grece has a ball team, markov?
<MarkovBot> Grece has a dead Taru
<Nubuo> :O
<Kopopo> uhhhh
<Nubuo> did he use heroin?

Couga wrote:... I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!! /cry

try http://www.animelegends.org/ and click on the "how to get anime" link on the menu at the left. This gives step-by-step instructions for getting on an IRC server.

However, there are very minor changes to the process listed there... where it says to put irc.irchighway.net in the server field, replace that with "irc.esper.net" (without quotes) and instead of typing /join #animelegends, you would type /join #mithrapride. All the other steps would be pretty much identical. That should get you connected and chatting in no time.

Savvy?

Also, they do ask you to register mirc for like $20... but uhm.. nobody does. once you are in the chat room, ask how you can get rid of the nag screens, and (depending on who is there...) you're likley to get some assistance with that too.

—Swipe

i officially love you!!!1

[10:56:11] <Syine> Markov, gesticulate wildly in spandex outfits and fall down a lot.
[10:56:15] <MarkovBot> Gesticulate wildly in spandex outfits and fall down a little

[12:19:20] <ashtray> Markov, Nub
[12:19:24] <MarkovBot> You have it, Nub?
[12:19:40] * Nubuo has it
[12:20:26] <ashtray> What kinda of question was that Markov? You didn't even specify what IT is
[12:20:48] <ashtray> Answer me! Markov!
[12:20:59] <Nubuo> Markov, do you want it?
[12:21:03] <MarkovBot> Yes they will ultimately set limits on use for, once people explore just what ways it might be sheathign teh bolts
[12:21:06] <ashtray> MARKOV, ANSWER ME!
[12:21:09] * MarkovBot answers
[12:21:21] <ashtray> Dammit Markov, that's not what I meant

Couga wrote:i officially love you!!!1

Glad you found it helpful

—Swipe

[11:00] <MarkovBot> Markov makes brain dum

Can it be said better any other way?

[08:24:20] <MarkovBot> It just means you're willing to answer surveys?
[08:24:31] <Syine> No, Markov. I don't answer surveys.
[08:24:36] <MarkovBot> Thats why i keep asking you though