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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:22 am
by Aony
"We are the nights who say......NI!"
"Aaah! Please, we just want to pass."
"No! If you try to pass, we shall say...NI!" *lots of NIs*
"Please! What would you want for us to pass?"
"We require..."*looks around* "A shrubbery!"
"A shrubbery? What do you need that for??"
"NI! NINININI!! NI!"
"AAAAAAH!!" *runs away*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:25 am
by Yugi
^-^ the best part!
'' we are no longer the knights who say ni..we are now the knights who say..ekyeky-something-''
''you must find the tallest tree and cut it down wiiiiiiiiiiiiiith a herring''
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:31 am
by Aony
Yugi wrote:^-^ the best part!
'' we are no longer the knights who say ni..we are now the knights who say..ekyeky-something-''
''you must find the tallest tree and cut it down wiiiiiiiiiiiiiith a herring''
"Yes, you have done well in bringing us this shrubbery! But there is one problem"
"What is that?"
"We are no longer the Knights who Say Ni *one says ni*.....we are now...the nights that say....eky-eky-teky-shika-patang-kurak!"
"Okay then what do you want this time then...knights who formerly said ni?"
"You must find the tallest tree in the forest....and then...you must cut it down....wiiiiiiiiith a herring!"
"What? But that's impossible!"
"fine, then just bring us another Shrubbery and put it next to the other one."
"What is it with you people and shrubberies?"
"AAAAAAAAGH!!!"
"What is it?"
"AAAAAGH!!! The word! You said the word!"
"The word? What is it?"
"AAAAGH!! We cannot say, for it is a word that the knights who say Ni cannot hear!" Note two things. One, they're not the Knights who say Ni anymore. Two, since the word is "it" they already said "it" alot themselves. Including in that very sentance!
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:35 am
by Yugi
''oh i just said it!'' ''agh i said it again!''
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:36 am
by Aony
Yugi wrote:''oh i just said it!'' ''agh i said it again!''
Ah just love that.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:36 am
by Yugi
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:49 am
by Aony
remember the frenchies in the castle? they're awesome
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:21 am
by Yugi
oh yeah^^
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:35 am
by Aony
"We seek the holy grail, tell we ask if your master will join us."
"Well, he can't because.....we've already got one."
*whispers to others* I told him we already got one!" *snicker*
"You already have one?"
"Yes."
"Well can we see it?"
"no."
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:38 am
by Aony
"bring cows"
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:38 am
by Aony
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:39 am
by Yugi
and they made a giant bunny
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:12 am
by Yukira
This might be a bit old...but it sure is gold!
Dog thinks - That person is feeding me and giving me everything, he is a god!
Cat thinks - That person is feeding me and giving me everything, I am a god!
And another:
Quotes from a dog's diary:
0800 Wohoo! Dogfood! My favorite!
0930 Wohoo! A car ride! My favorite!
0940 Wohoo! Running! My favorite!
1030 Wohoo! A car ride! My favorite!
1230 Wohoo! Dogfood! My favorite!
1400 Wohoo! Kids! My favorite!
1600 Wohoo! Backyard! My favorite!
1900 Wohoo! Dogfood! My favorite!
2100 Wohoo! Sleeping! My favorite!
Quotes from a cat's diary:
DAY 752
My captors keep trying to get my attention with strange and small swinging objects. They eat fresh meat while I have to eat dry and tastless 'cat food'. The only thing that keeps me sane is a hope of escape and the small satisfaction I get from ruining another furniture. I think I'll eat another plant tomorrow...
DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by circling around their feet almost succeeded. I'll have to try the same at the upper end of the stairs. I tried to incite disgust by throwing up again on their favorite chair. I'll have to try the same on their bed.
DAY 765
In my attempt to wake fear in my captors and to show them what I'm capable of, I dropped a headless corpse of a mouse in front of them. They just petted me and said how good a cat I was. Hmm....not working according to plan.
DAY 768
At last I realize how sadistic they really are. Without any reason I was taken to some kind of water torture. This time though, they used a foamy substance that burned my eyes - they called it shampoo. What sick minded being can invent such a hellish liquid! My only comfort is a piece of their thumb that I still have stuck between my teeth...
DAY 771
They had some kind of secret meeting. I was locked up in a room for the whole time. I heard their voices and smelled a bad smelling substance in glass containers - they called it beer. Important: I heard that my lockup is because of something called 'allergy'. I'll have to find out what that is and how I can use it to my advantage.
DAY 774
I'm completely certain that the other captives are spies. The dog is released from time to time but he always comes back gladly. He's clearly an idiot. And the bird must be gathering information for them since he talks to them all the time. I'm sure he reports my every move to them! Because he is held in a metal cage, his safety is ensured. But I can wait, it's only a matter of time... [/i]
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:21 am
by Yugi
their new to me ^-^;
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:36 am
by Yugi
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:57 pm
by Aony
Yukira wrote:This might be a bit old...but it sure is gold!
Dog thinks - That person is feeding me and giving me everything, he is a god!
Cat thinks - That person is feeding me and giving me everything, I am a god!
And another:
Quotes from a dog's diary:
0800 Wohoo! Dogfood! My favorite!
0930 Wohoo! A car ride! My favorite!
0940 Wohoo! Running! My favorite!
1030 Wohoo! A car ride! My favorite!
1230 Wohoo! Dogfood! My favorite!
1400 Wohoo! Kids! My favorite!
1600 Wohoo! Backyard! My favorite!
1900 Wohoo! Dogfood! My favorite!
2100 Wohoo! Sleeping! My favorite!
Quotes from a cat's diary:
DAY 752
My captors keep trying to get my attention with strange and small swinging objects. They eat fresh meat while I have to eat dry and tastless 'cat food'. The only thing that keeps me sane is a hope of escape and the small satisfaction I get from ruining another furniture. I think I'll eat another plant tomorrow...
DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by circling around their feet almost succeeded. I'll have to try the same at the upper end of the stairs. I tried to incite disgust by throwing up again on their favorite chair. I'll have to try the same on their bed.
DAY 765
In my attempt to wake fear in my captors and to show them what I'm capable of, I dropped a headless corpse of a mouse in front of them. They just petted me and said how good a cat I was. Hmm....not working according to plan.
DAY 768
At last I realize how sadistic they really are. Without any reason I was taken to some kind of water torture. This time though, they used a foamy substance that burned my eyes - they called it shampoo. What sick minded being can invent such a hellish liquid! My only comfort is a piece of their thumb that I still have stuck between my teeth...
DAY 771
They had some kind of secret meeting. I was locked up in a room for the whole time. I heard their voices and smelled a bad smelling substance in glass containers - they called it beer. Important: I heard that my lockup is because of something called 'allergy'. I'll have to find out what that is and how I can use it to my advantage.
DAY 774
I'm completely certain that the other captives are spies. The dog is released from time to time but he always comes back gladly. He's clearly an idiot. And the bird must be gathering information for them since he talks to them all the time. I'm sure he reports my every move to them! Because he is held in a metal cage, his safety is ensured. But I can wait, it's only a matter of time... [/i]
I've heard that one before! That cracked me up....but you missed one on the dog. "Bathtime....oh no..." cats are definitely more intelligent than gods, no matter what those scientists say about brain sizes...they say humans only use like 15% of thier brains...maybe dogs use like 8% and cats use 30% or something.
Think about it: A cat on the road sees car coming and makes its best effort to get out of the way. The driver can usually just slow down a little and the cat will make it.
A dog on the side of the street a car coming down the road and runs into the street to try to attack the car, and its life is put into the hands of the reaction time of the driver.
Advantage: cat
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:20 pm
by Scintilla
Read the diaries before, very good stuff. ^^
But keep in mind, cats' eyes operate at a higher "refresh frequency" and have much faster reflexes, so although they can move faster they're not necessarily any 'smarter'. I for one know my dog wouldnt go after a car if he saw it barreling towards him. :3
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:59 pm
by Yugi
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:30 pm
by Rekahkun
Aony wrote: cats are definitely more intelligent than gods
.......
{I see.
} cat worshiper much?
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:13 pm
by Aony
Rekahkun wrote:Aony wrote: cats are definitely more intelligent than gods
.......
{I see.
} cat worshiper much?
er....I meant dogs...
*waits for a bolt of lightning to hit him*
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:14 am
by Yugi
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