My mouse died while posting that so I had to reboot my PC, I'll post what all I said in a few moments.
Okay as I was saying. . .
I didn't come here looking for friends, because unlike most of you, my
real life social life isn't lacking.
real life
Whoa!! Vocab word!
re·al1 (rl, rl) adj.
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html - Here’s a link to a
Pronunciation Key because I'm sure this is like a foreign language to you.
1.
A. Being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verifiable existence:
real objects; a real illness.
B. True and actual; not imaginary, alleged, or ideal:
real people, not ghosts; a film based on real life.
C. Of or founded on practical matters and concerns:
a recent graduate experiencing the real world for the first time.
2. Genuine and authentic; not artificial or spurious:
real mink; real humility.
3. Being no less than what is stated; worthy of the name:
a real friend.
4. Free of pretense, falsehood, or affectation:
tourists hoping for a real experience on the guided tour.
5. Not to be taken lightly; serious:
in real trouble.
6.
Philosophy. Existing objectively in the world regardless of subjectivity or conventions of thought or language.
7. Relating to, being, or having value reckoned by actual purchasing power:
real income; real growth.
8.
Physics. Of, relating to, or being an image formed by light rays that converge in space.
9.
Mathematics. Of, relating to, or being a real number.
10.
Law. Of or relating to stationary or fixed property, such as buildings or land.
Hmmm. . . unfortunately for you, I don't have enough time to sit here and explain real life to you. So, you must write a three thousand word essay on the meaning and origin of
real life before you respond.
I've also taken the liberty and arranged a cabin for all of you so that you can mate and create offspring of such incredibly suckiness that God himself will vomit in rage.
Thank you, thank you.