MithraPride

<Angelwing> markov, a party damnit!
* MarkovBot wont let you enter in your party

[00:43] <MarkovBot> Hairy nuts = teh itchy

[14:44] <Eviticus> Yeah, I know.
[14:44] <Eviticus> Markov, who is teh cutaru
[14:45] * MarkovBot is teh Cutaru.
[14:45] <Shentino> hee hee
[14:45] <Eviticus> What about Kopopo, Markov?
[14:45] <MarkovBot> Rakis, Kopopo, kopopo, cremonte, delmonte, rakis, Markov, horsenipples, LIbrarian
[14:45] <Eviticus> ..........?!
[14:45] <Shentino>
[14:45] <Neoshinobi> DEAR GOD NO!
[14:45] <rakis> horsey!


Something I want to know....is that if his vocab was built through conversation with others, where did he learn horsenipples?

<Karou> Markov, whats with you and horsenipples!?
<MarkovBot> Horsenipples o.o *twitches*

<KarouStarr> markov, dance the charlston
* MarkovBot starts to dance wild..

<KarouStarr> Markov, dance dance revolution
<MarkovBot> Maybe if your going to suffer.

<KarouStarr> markov, say something intelligent
* MarkovBot is dumb and needs help.
<KarouStarr> LMFAO

<Fayin> Are you mean, Markov?
* Niv pokes liohs
<MarkovBot> Golddess you may have grown up partly in east St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis IL and born accross the river in St Louis but she's no country girl
<Karou> O.O
<Firemyst> o.o
<Karou> WTF
<Niv> wtf?
<Fayin> Did I break him?
<Karou> boards
<Golddess> W
<Golddess> T
<Golddess> F

11:16pm]«@ Golddess» Markov, who taught you horsenipples?
[11:16pm]« MarkovBot » He taught me advice for people like you, sit BOY!
[11:17pm]«@ Golddess» >.>
[11:17pm] <Neoshinobi> markov, golddess is a girl
[11:17pm] * MarkovBot licks Golddess

Jebus karou...those just happend not a couple minutes ago too.

[23:09:19] <Karou> markov, your demneted, go steal Goldy's hammer if you got a brain you wont
[23:09:24] <MarkovBot> Your demneted, go steal Goldy's Hammer if you now excuse me, what do they all turn white he's gonna do Levi and Shiva with Niv all night
[23:09:31] <Karou> ...............................
[23:09:36] <Karou> why
[23:09:37] <Karou> me
[23:09:42] <Golddess> wow.. a four-some o.o
[23:09:44] <Karou> on ya, markowned

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[23:11:17] <Karou> i dont care, markov, You can have Nivy
[23:11:21] <Fayin> Markov, are you saying that CN is a product of Microsoft?
[23:11:22] <MarkovBot> NIVY Nivy guess what
[23:11:25] <MarkovBot> I'm actually happy I'm in CN

* MarkovBot enjoys drinking golddess with pepsi

* MarkovBot stealth kills Karou, in disguise as Markov
* Angelwing falls over laughing hysterically.
<Karou> markov, its not a disguise if you go as yourself
<Golddess> >.>;;
<MarkovBot> Silly Markov, Trix are for kids
<Karou> LOL
<Karou> markowned
* Karou falls over laughing

<Golddess> Markov, reveal to me your true form! *does various.. things?*
<Yukira> Gilseller....
<Golddess> {/nod}
<MarkovBot> My true form is Firemyst__

[22:31] *** #mithrapride was created on Mon Jan 26 16:16:46 2004.
[22:31] Fayin: Evening, Markov.
[22:31] MarkovBot: To bad its like still late evening
[22:32] Rakshasa: Hmmm... that made sense.
[22:32] Fayin: Yeah no sh*t. Not enough hours in the day are there, Markov?
[22:32] MarkovBot: Just enough time to whine about how to do something let me live if you really think so.
[22:32] Fayin: ; ;
[22:32] Rakshasa: Wow...
[22:32] Fayin: Markowned already.

[22:29] <MarkovBot> Markov. 3y3 w1[[ pwn j00 1n h4l0 zw31 !!!!!!

<MarkovBot> I macro ws, cures, enhancement, and status removal spells
<Ka-Chan> markov, what job are you? whm or rdm?
<MarkovBot> playing: "Urban Wasteland - warhammer 40,000 Dawn of war waiting for parties to fam"
<Fayin> Haha Markov just turned up the music. Are you ignoring Karou, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Heh
<Ka-Chan> markowned

[19:57] <Tirial> markov, Tirial
[19:57] <MarkovBot> If I played, you'll generally see me at 11est and give Tirial
[19:57] <Aesha> markov, Tirial and Aesha
[19:57] <MarkovBot> Aesha did you Goldy?
[19:57] <Honeypot> what in the hell
[19:58] <Tirial> lol!
[19:58] <Tygari> hehe
[19:58] <Aesha> ......?
[19:58] <Tailfeather> o.O;;

<Karou> markov, wee wee
<MarkovBot> Wee, im an idiot >.>
<Karou> MARKOWNED

<Tirial> markov, markov
[01:48] <MarkovBot> Markov would make you a long time
[01:49] <Tirial> long time of what? , markov
[01:49] <MarkovBot> Are they really as good as time
[01:49] <Sugami> markov, is that an invintation?
[01:49] <MarkovBot> Only you and the few positive things, is that an invintation?
[01:49] * Rueka accepts the food and leaves to go eat it. ^^
[01:49] <Sugami> o-kay
[01:49] <Tirial> no, it's not, markov
[01:49] <MarkovBot> Everything i did become a goddess >:)
[01:49] <Tirial> the hell it did, markov
[01:49] <MarkovBot> You know what? To hell with him
[01:50] <Tirial> no, the hell with you!, markov
[01:50] <MarkovBot> That answers my question ^^;
[01:50] <Tirial> O.o
[01:50] <Tirial> was I just markowned? Cause.... I'm not sure about that one.
[01:51] <Sugami> hehe

* MarkovBot releases aesha and tickles her back down to show you my mouse
<Effovexx> o_o;
<Effovexx> markov, you perv

[23:26] Golddess: ... i can't read that . it that rakis?
[23:26] Golddess: wait, if i can't read the name, why would i be able to read spomeones response to me wuestion
[23:26] Golddess: >.>
[23:27] Fayin: Are you drunk Gold?
[23:28] Golddess: .em thinks she sees an r an a and a i, and 5 letters, but beyond that, sleep haxze makes it impossible
[23:28] Golddess: Markofm and i drunkk?
[23:29] Fayin: LOL
[23:29] Golddess: that wond look like markov name
[23:30] Golddess: Markov, andwer me whan i talk to youy
[23:30] MarkovBot: Andwer me whan i talk about, and he will figure out how to get to the amount of cash in ffxi, you can just solo the other way around things... Though it was Running so hot
[23:31] Fayin: Was.... was that *poetry*, Markov?
[23:31] MarkovBot: Ever write poetry about a minute or 2*""

(and later)

[23:34] Golddess: Maekiv, did you esy that pivkl?
[23:37] Honeypot: Markov, Drunken Golddess
[23:37] Golddess: .em crashes in bed asleep
[23:37] MarkovBot: It's like a drunken Kitty...
[23:38] Firemyst: yeah, Markov, Golddess is drunk.. again.
[23:38] MarkovBot: Well quit fucking with it because you go into /r/ on 4chan in school <.<;;

<JediKitsune>Markov, is this loli?
<MarkovBot>I soviet Russia, loli rapes you

<rintaun> markov, you into BDSM?
<Aesha> markov, you have some twisted fetishes
* MarkovBot slaps Markov.
<MarkovBot> I have some twisted fetishes

<Aesha> markov, whip Honeypot
* MarkovBot cracks a whip
<Honeypot> o_O
<Sukaru_Kiddo> XD


>>>>>>Later<<<<<<


<MarkovBot> I'm bored. Entertain me.
<Aesha> no, markov, ENTERTAIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* MarkovBot clutches the polearm tightly
<Aesha> are you scared of me, markov
<MarkovBot> Aargh o.o or sumthing >.<;; im scared..



>>>>>>Even Later<<<<<<<



<Aesha> markov, whip Honeypot for getting me going
<Honeypot> i wouldnt doubt if 132 was mostly story
<MarkovBot> Only Aesha can whip me
<Honeypot>
<Honeypot> Neither the manga or the anime is showing action right now
* Aesha pulls out the whip
<Honeypot> it sucks :\
<Aesha> ill ask once more, whip Honeypot for getting me going
<Aesha> damn, forgot to add markov, markov
<Honeypot> thats not really a question
<MarkovBot> Damn that is atkins
<Honeypot> its more like a demand
<Honeypot> lol
<Aesha> lol
<Honeypot> Markov, whip aesha
<MarkovBot> Bow before Aesha, your Goddess
<Honeypot> lol
<Aesha> YES!!!
<Aesha> HE LEARNED IT, FINNALY!!!

Ive been trying to teach him that for a week now.



>>>>>Finnaly<<<<<<


<Aesha> markov, KILL THE EVIL ONE!!
<MarkovBot> Yes, That's right, liohs = the Evil one
<Honeypot> lol
<Aesha> your absolutely correct, markov
<MarkovBot> 0_o and i finally got something correct
<Aesha> OMG, HE GETS IT NOW
<Aesha> congradulations, markov, your IQ just went up a point, its at 2 now
<MarkovBot> Congradulations, your IQ just went into shock
<Aesha> are you trying to say im retarded?
<Aesha> markov, your IQ just droped back to 1
<MarkovBot> I think your IQ = stupid
<Honeypot> hahaha
<Aesha> markov, thats it, your IQ = RETARD



ok, i think ive taken enough space here

Aesh,

All I can say...
{Congratulations!} you've been Markowned

{/bow}

Is. . . Markov really a bot? O_O;

Oh my god. . . that is so. . . awesome. . .

Lihera wrote:Yup, and he can learn the patterns of about any language.... he was originally designed to interpret german

Now he learns porn.

ok wait...what is this bot for and how do you use it?

ok wait...what is this bot for and how do you use it?