MithraPride

<Kopopo> Prrsha is a kitty cat, Markov.
[22:27] <Prrsha> markov, where do you live?
[22:28] <MarkovBot> The Cat is a sexy kitty
[22:28] <MarkovBot> Though it rattled and the hips.
[22:28] <Prrsha> =O_O=
[22:28] * Prrsha blinks.
[22:28] * Prrsha steps slowly away from Markov.
[22:29] * Kopopo slaps Markov into the next year.
[22:29] <Prrsha> You're not my type, markov.
[22:29] <MarkovBot> Type in /nick <name>
[22:29] <gonk> heh
[22:29] <gonk> rhapsody is kinda cool
[22:29] <Kopopo> markov, what kinda girls do you like?
[22:29] * gonk listens to 12 Girls Band
[22:30] <MarkovBot> What kinda girls do you have...?
[22:30] <Prrsha> lol!

Hold up hold up hold, Prrsha = teh Sug0rs nobody can have her but me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marvov don't work for me ; ; /cry

[10:23] Goldie[bestbuy]: Markov, wake someone up.
[10:23] MarkovBot: And I don't wake up)
[10:23] Goldie[bestbuy]: Markov, I didn't say it had to be you.
[10:23] MarkovBot: I haven't seen you in the tech won't talk to me.
[10:23] Goldie[bestbuy]: That's odd, Markov, the bestbuy "techs" are always trying to talk to me.
[10:23] MarkovBot: What seems odd about that
[10:24] Goldie[bestbuy]: Well, Markov, the fact that they don't know anything half the time.
[10:24] MarkovBot: And brain damage
[10:24] Goldie[bestbuy]: Yes, Markov, they also cause brain damage, just like you do.
[10:24] MarkovBot: Yes, they also cause brain damage, just like me
[10:24] Goldie[bestbuy]: XD

<MarkovBot> You got bit on the table and walks over and licks Firemyst, wondering if her leaving meant that the texas Ranger was with Golddess

Curse you dirty old man! You beat me to it!

<MarkovBot> I'm an official acknowlegement or apology from the kidneys

[18:23] <Karou> Markov, I got sliced and diced by Kilala! She kicked me in the ribs so I shot her in the arm!
[18:23] <MarkovBot> I got sliced and diced by Kilala! She kicked me in a Santa hat at work she's crazy



You know what??? MY SISTER ALWAYS WAS CRAZY!!!!

* MarkovBot silently awaits his ban.
<Kopopo> ...

<Golddess> [12:55] <Syine> Markov, nub
<Golddess> [12:55] <MarkovBot> Btw Nub
<Golddess> [12:55] <sabin1001> Yes, markov?
<Golddess> [12:55] * MarkovBot throws a chair at Nubuo
* MarkovBot hits sabin1001 again
<ashtray> haha
<Golddess> XDXDXDXD
<ashtray> owned
<Kopopo> HA HA HA!!!!!
<Kopopo> OMG that was so perfect!

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Proof that digging up the past can be painful.

] <MarkovBot> Markov has a loose connector

[01:07] <Demonic_Karou> Markov, Buttplug
[01:07] <MarkovBot> Well I benefit :3
[01:08] <Demonic_Karou> O.O


[01:24] <Eviticus> Markov, who is teh cutaru?
[01:24] <MarkovBot> Kopopo is teh cutaru
[01:24] <Eviticus> Booyah

[00:40] *** tMarkovBo has joined #MithraPride
[00:41] <tMarkovBo> Fish tacos? Sounds.. Intriguing
[00:41] <tMarkovBo> But I need to stop bashing the Nintendo gaming platforms for many years, but since has been fixed
[00:41] <Eviticus> o.0
[00:41] *** MarkovBot has quit (Ping timeout)
[00:41] <Eviticus> I'm worried for you, Markov.
[00:42] * tMarkovBo is worried. ; ;
[00:42] *** tMarkovBo is now known as MarkovBot

It's breaking?

Lihera markov, I meant ah as in the expression rather than the Auction house
MarkovBot Other than the auction house
Lihera yes, markov
MarkovBot Binocs, gas mask, bomb suit, oxy tank, the cardboard box, mine detector, antenna, flashlight, infrared goggs, compass, security cards, soldier uniform
Lihera readying your undead army, markov?
MarkovBot Readying your undead genitalia and shove it down here to prevent rakis from coming near Starr
Lihera o_0, markov
MarkovBot I've costed everything out
Lihera anything left, markov?
Sigyn hahahahahahahahah
MarkovBot Rakis am i going to lose the left

darn it, you beat me to it.

perhaps a clearer version might work, hehe.

<Lihera> markov, what is life for you?
<MarkovBot> I think i did was cast life on the floor
<Lihera> metaphorically, markov?
<MarkovBot> <rise my undead army, assault the city of the curtain, metaphorically speaking.
<Sigyn> hahahahahahahahaha
<Lihera> I might have to put this in the "Markov Markov cha-cha-cha" thread
<Lihera> ah, markov
<MarkovBot> AH, i gotta be something special eventually dropping just farming than by focusing on getting an emp pin and Winged boots
<Lihera> markov, I meant ah as in the expression rather than the Auction house
<MarkovBot> Other than the auction house
<Lihera> yes, markov
<MarkovBot> Binocs, gas mask, bomb suit, oxy tank, the cardboard box, mine detector, antenna, flashlight, infrared goggs, compass, security cards, soldier uniform
<Lihera> readying your undead army, markov?
<MarkovBot> Readying your undead genitalia and shove it down here to prevent rakis from coming near Starr
<Lihera> o_0, markov
<MarkovBot> I've costed everything out
<Lihera> anything left, markov?
<Sigyn> hahahahahahahahah
<MarkovBot> Rakis am i going to lose the left
<Lihera> why the left, markov?
<MarkovBot> Because I know EQ2s been down
<Lihera> because it sucks, markov
<MarkovBot> Because the USB has been tracking me. ;3
<Lihera> Is the USB some foreign "CIA" equivalent, markov
<MarkovBot> Datel Freeboard, wireless PS2 usb keyboard
<Lihera> are you infared, markov
<MarkovBot> It's a bit low, i think. Check your facts.
<Lihera> I've checked them, markov
<MarkovBot> When I checked MITHRA had hands and feet
<Lihera> you forgot the tail, and several vital parts, markov
<MarkovBot> Markov,markov, Markov, markov
<Lihera> yep, markov
<MarkovBot> I want to keep your characters forever if your other half's glass0cleaning cloth really resembled what she had taken that corespondence course in conversational japanese
<Lihera> wo bu shuo ribenwen, markov
<MarkovBot> That Jade Passage is tough >.<

<MarkovBot> Hey, if the others are willing to talk, but am a Royal knight
<Karou> Markov, your a Royal Screwup
<MarkovBot> Im a Royal Screwup

<Karou> Markov, Go get some ketchup
<MarkovBot> Well he said involved me
<Karou> Yes, Markov, It involves you to get the Ketchup for me
<MarkovBot> Yeah, that's just a diversion.
<Kopopo> markov, get the ketchup before I divert YOU.
<MarkovBot> Get the ketchup before I Advance
<Karou> Markov, you'll advance on my swords
<MarkovBot> You'll advance on my old Athlon 900 >.>
<Karou> Markov, that thing is ancient
<MarkovBot> Well Lumiere died once and I was an ancient Greek philosopher.
<Karou> Markov, you have no proof, your dumb
<MarkovBot> Kopopo is strange though... He dislike Texas (as proof)
<Karou> Markov, thats not proof!
<MarkovBot> Yeah, Bandai can't get a signal in, rakis)

<MarkovBot> Markov is funny
<Kahvi> only in your dreams, markov
* MarkovBot dreams

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<MarkovBot> Goldy Markov isn't being kind to me *cries*

* MarkovBot doesn't have issues with delivering stillborns

wtf?!

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<Kopopo> markov, do you know what donuts come from?
<MarkovBot> At least Markov is on crack

[16:53:21] <Biancca> markov, = stupid
[16:53:29] <MarkovBot> No - smart people would learn to blow
[16:53:34] <Golddess> o.0
[16:53:34] <Honeypot> o_O
[16:53:39] <Honeypot> Oh my
[16:53:55] <Honeypot> Markov, I didn't know you were like that!
[16:53:58] * MarkovBot bops to light a small marsupial peculiar to Australasia.
[16:54:20] <Biancca> markov, your sick
[16:54:23] <MarkovBot> Well, when I'm sick
[16:54:31] <Golddess> Markov, it's not nice to set living creatures on fire.
[16:54:35] <Cyr> markov, you admitted it
[16:54:36] <MarkovBot> Im sure fire knows about this
[16:54:38] * MarkovBot growls at markov.
[16:54:44] <Biancca> lol
[16:55:02] <Golddess> o.o
[16:55:13] <Golddess> Markov, why would my Love know anything about burning living creatures?
[16:55:16] <Golddess> oh, right
[16:55:19] <Golddess> Black Mage
[16:55:19] <MarkovBot> You're thinking
[16:55:24] <Golddess> >.>
[16:55:28] <Golddess> Markov, stop being right!
[16:55:30] <Firemyst> owned, lol
[16:55:32] <MarkovBot> Honey.. Just Stop right there
[16:55:53] <Biancca> someone got TOLD
[16:55:59] * Golddess loves/hates it when Markov is insightful like that.

I got Markowned.

[06:30] <Kopopo> markov, greet Gokenkulegend
[06:30] <MarkovBot> Greet | Kick | Smoke out | strip | run away
[06:30] <Yukira> Ummm....O_O
[06:31] <Yukira> Markov, greet would be the best option...
[06:31] * MarkovBot slowly backs away from the other option is
[06:31] <Gokenkulegend> Don't strip me .__.
[06:31] <Kopopo> ...
[06:31] <Yukira> He's learning ^^

I just loooove this bot! ^^

<Cyr> Hello everyone, hello, markov
<MarkovBot> Ow happy newyear btw
<Cyr> thanks markov, a bit late though
<Cyr> then again it's still january, markov
<MarkovBot> Ours will be released on january
<Cyr> a new version of you, markov?
<MarkovBot> A new version of MultiTasking software.
<Cyr> wow, thats cool, markov
* MarkovBot is too much WoW lately. And it's made me funny in the morning
<Cyr> will you have any bugs when your new version comes out, markov
<MarkovBot> Oh, um, if all you want a permanent economical facility on the new CoP armor look like
<Cyr> markov, i guess not
<MarkovBot> Guess I need M11!!!!
<Cyr> There is no M11, markov
<MarkovBot> Or I need M11!!!!
<Cyr> markov, NO M11!!!!!
<MarkovBot> I hate those jungles
<klenath> hah!
<Cyr> hehehe
<Cyr> he's coming out with a new version of himself
<klenath> how handy
<klenath> does he come with a self-installer?
<Cyr> worth postion i guess.
<Cyr> duuno lets see
<Cyr> markov, do you come with a self-installer?
<MarkovBot> I am driven by my self
<Cyr> I would take that as a yes
<Cyr> Markov, your amazing.
<MarkovBot> He was my intro to networking instructor, the entire class was an amazing place.

<Kopopo> markov, you scare small children and instill fear into the hearts of the bravest of men.
[00:54] <MarkovBot> Yes, a stupid Named markov.
[00:55] <Kopopo> markov, you just Markowned yourself I think.
[00:55] <MarkovBot> Markowned, heh, i like.

<MarkovBot> Ive done a lot of sheep.
<Karou> Markov, YOU SICKO!
<MarkovBot> Darklord also isn't able.. Not on enough to see me? Yay!

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By Altana's Will, KEEP HIM AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!

<MarkovBot> Fan-girl>> RAWR! I wrote a new DVD
<Karou> Markov, whats your DVD about?
<MarkovBot> *about work* I install software, configure database connections, burn DVD media, upload it to something he/she saw in you or I.
<Karou> So, Markov, its a documentary about work?
<MarkovBot> You know you're not giving me any credit for being quiet O.O eerhm are you saying earlier that a documentary or something to yell at a Federal level.
<Karou> Markov, i only asked if your DVD was a documentary, whats the name of your DVD
<MarkovBot> I was asking Ishe
<Karou> Markov, does Ishe have a name for your dvd?
<MarkovBot> Ishe: wanna do the emote?
<Karou> Markov, the Documantry is called Wanna do the Emote?
<MarkovBot> The Documantry is called the gum tree.
<Karou> Markov, Ah the Gum Tree, and its about work... how much you selling it for?
<MarkovBot> Err goken booty call
<Karou> Markov, not now hun, how much is your dvd?
<MarkovBot> Not now hun
<Karou> Markov, stop reapeating me! HOW MUCH FOR THE DAMN DVD!?
<MarkovBot> I got to Stop gobbie bombs.
<Karou> Markov, You loser
<MarkovBot> Markov is an ABOMINATION
<Karou> LMTO

Martin Scorzezee eat your heart out, The Gum Tree DvD available in a Tenshodo Shop everywhere!

[10:45] TysonBoucher: Markov, you've been terribly mean to Effo
[10:45] * MarkovBot is PISSED
[10:45] rakis: 0.o

Lol markov is teh sexy, gotta love him

O.O I wanna a Kenshin signature its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool !! !

Where did U get it

<Karou> Markov, *fires her rifle at Markov* Your disabled and terminated
* MarkovBot fires rasbery jam at Markov.
<Karou> O.o