MithraPride

he went gay

on one Elvaan

who was homophobic

and didn't like

kittens. He thought

Once there was a midget Galka who had just got killed by A tarutaru meat which it ate.
Diedogg and Gumbaah were brothers of the Bucket cult 3 doors down next to the wiggling rumble fish which they kept in the dungeon of smelly darkness. In this dungeon Were large hairy white haired things of sticky doom The Pie was was made of blood, guts, and Galkan Sausages with some fur of a moogle baby. They Served It to the Yagudo who sniffed it and later died.

Windurst rejoiced because they obtained PlayMithra which featured Nanaa as a most deliciously hawt kitty (??? deleted from thread) but got shot by an oversized Tarutaru holding a rocket launcher missile. Nanaa's horrible death was the best for all the undead zombies to eat because her flesh was rotten and filled with moldy old cheese that was shaped like a leprechaun. Thives Everywhere Saved mountains of tar, that's slang for Chocobo Meat Rod Served with a handful of Hume cheese doodles that look exactly like Shadow Lord's pajamas. were sold for 200,000 IGE Units which are worth: negative 1899 gil.

Now, my story about the Hotdogs that killed the San D'Orian Mithra which pointed at a No smoking sign. Later that day cheese was invented by naked humes who were fat and very ugly. They played Frungy on the bagpipes that belonged to The Insane Elvaan Who was also Concerned about the late breaking news of the theft of the migical bean that stole all of the Popeye's buttery biscuits and ate them and then exploded into a buttery pot of slime. The buttery biscuits were sold to a Goblin that killed me with psychic powers, but stabbed me instead.

In a dream i shot myself and became hated although I had rented a DVD from a notorious Yagudo movie pirate and animutation fan. He was quite an evil bastard, but on Sundays he was heroic, saving young children that were like Very large cats but evil incarnate that bring death upon green vegetables with nasty sharp egg beaters to make nasty omelets with green cheese and moldy bacon that smell like stinkbombs. They were actually stink bugs that were trying to find mates with boxes of Raid insecticide. They had already tried dumping raw sewage from Springfield Nuclear into cheesy mcdonald's backroom.

The manager traveled to Mordor the fishing shack, to find an ancient and powerful and very evil catch of spinach that was used as an ingredient to brainwash kids and their pets. The masterplan though was of course drunk as a the Cookie guy who evaded taxes unsuccessfully for ten long hours of failed suicide attempts at pizza hut. The following day he went gay on one Elvaan who was homophobic and didn't like kittens. He thought

beans were divine,

ugly, concentrated, creamy

, just like a...

jar of spoiled milk

poured on a

baby Galka. Chocobo

bon-bon, mario-mario, luigi-mario

all went to

a NAMBLA convention

with Eric Cartman

for 100 yen

But got drunk...

with John Kerry

who had some

delicious coffee cake

in a gay

rodeo clown's stomach

while preforming Striptease

. Of course, I

ate garlic pudding

prepared by a

master transvestite chef

which tasted somewhat

like cheesy poofs