So I'm learning Japanese at the moment, I downloaded a series of Japanese audio lessons called Pimsleur Japanese I-III.
I was listening to Pimsleur I - 9 and the whole lesson is basically learning how to get rejected in Japanese ...
Starts off with the basic "Do you want to get a drink?" kinda thing and all replies back are "No I don't want to drink then." and "I don't want to drink with you."
Being a persistant amerika-jin (that's American ) you ask "Ah but you want to eat with me, right?" then go onto ask "When would you like to eat? 8 o'clock or 9 o'clock. She replies "Not 1 o'clock, not 2 o'clock." and I'm thinking "Well that's good I didn't ask those times..." then the commentry says "And she adds for measure:" "Not 8 o'clock, not 9 o'clock."
Being somewhat confused and slightly ignorant of the language you ask again "When would you like to eat?"
To which she replies, "you don't understand."
"What don't I understand?"
"You don't understand Japanese."
And that's how the lesson ends. Big fat "JP ONRY!" in yer face It's like the makers of these lessons anticipated me playing FFXI and added it into the lesson
Before I get sensored for being racist or something this is the honest to God truth, if someone has somewhere where I can host the mp3 you can listen for yourself. I just found it funny, that's all
How to understand "JP ONRY" in Japanese...
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Reminds me of those silly "learn to speak spanish" tapes. Couldn't find an example, but I did find and Ebonics language lesson.
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Hell, I get rejected all the time in English.Sugami wrote:That meant to have sound? My codecs are screwed
Out of all the useful things they could teach you why how to get rejected in Japanese?
Its all a part of being white. We get to control everything but we never get the p***y.
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Thats a load of....Keavy wrote:Hell, I get rejected all the time in English.Sugami wrote:That meant to have sound? My codecs are screwed
Out of all the useful things they could teach you why how to get rejected in Japanese?
Its all a part of being white. We get to control everything but we never get the p***y.
Albinos are white.. and we dont control anything..
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